My humble YouTube channel is doing well thanks to Murphy‘s popularity. She is a real ham—and about as big as one, too!
Here we have Murphy at dusk; ruling the roost; and getting agitated:
My humble YouTube channel is doing well thanks to Murphy‘s popularity. She is a real ham—and about as big as one, too!
Here we have Murphy at dusk; ruling the roost; and getting agitated:
Yours portly has been giving Ponty a bit of ribbing about writing his rebuttal to my Caldecott Award-winning review of Donnie Darko (1999). Please know, dear readers (and dear Ponty) that it’s all a spot of fun; I know Ponty is a busy man.
Indeed, he’s been busy replaying 2020’s Ghost of Tsushima, a samurai action-adventure epic. Just reading through his review, I was blown away by two things: how realistic the trees in the game look (you’ll see what I mean below) and the love and dedication with which Ponty approaches his reviews. Game journalism might be rigged in the mainstream publications, but not here at The Portly Politico. With Ponty’s in-depth analysis, you’re getting the best video game reviewing and analysis of our time.
That might sound like hyperbole, but TPP is blessed to host some great writers. Ponty’s video game and film reviews always deliver. In this case, I’m eager to pick up and try Ghost of Tsushima myself… but I don’t have a PS4 or PS5! Here’s hoping for a port to the Nintendo Switch or the PC.
In the meantime, I can live vicariously through Ponty’s thirteenth-century samurai escapades—and so can you!
With that, here is Ponty’s review of 2020’s Ghost of Tsushima:
How many Roman numerals can one man slam into one blog post title? Three (III), apparently.
But you’re not here for the Roman numerals (or are you?)—you’re here for low-quality, mass-produced, trashy content. This week, I’ve got the goods—the stinky, fetid, nasty goods.
Actually, it’s all quite family-friendly. This week, I’m featuring some recent YouTube Shorts of my chubby, sassy bull terrier, Murphy.
My YouTube channel continues to grow, albeit a bit more slowly. At the time of writing, I have seventy-seven (77) subscribers.
Regardless of the rate of growth, I am having a blast with the format. There’s still so much I need to learn, but it’s fun putting these videos together. It’s also been a great outlet for my composing, and I’ve gotten into something of a schedule: LEGO- and LEGO-adjacent build videos on Mondays, and compositions on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
I have three good ones this week, featuring Moses, Napoleon, and steampunk.
My YouTube channel is growing nicely. At the time of writing, I have seventy-four (74) subscribers. I’d love to see that reach 100 in the next few weeks, so if you haven’t already, mash subscribe.
The arcade cabinet video I featured in the sixth installment of YouTube Roundup has over 1200 views at the time of writing—absolutely astonishing! If you missed it, you can watch it below:
This week I’ve got a Nativity scene; some scribblings; and an eerie clarinet and celesta duet.
I have a YouTube channel. At the time of writing, my subscriber count is at sixty-three, so it seems to be growing at a steady trickle.
So, in the spirit of promoting my channel and being lazy, here are the second three installments of YouTube Roundup at your fingertips:
There’s loads of tasty jams and succulent garbage on my YouTube channel. Check it out!
Happy Sunday—and Happy Viewing!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
I have a YouTube channel. It’s hard to gauge these things, but it seems to be doing well. My subscriber count has risen from around thirty last summer to—at the time of writing—fifty-six. By the time you read this post, I’ll have close to 100 videos. I’m not sure how many views I’ve garnered, but it’s decent for a tiny channel like mine.
So, in the spirit of promoting my channel and being lazy, here’s the first three installments of YouTube Roundup at your fingertips:
Happy Sunday—and Happy Listening/Viewing!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
Shockingly, I haven’t done an installment of YouTube Roundup since August 2023. Since then, I’ve uploaded a ton of content, so it’s time to catch up on some videos.
I’ve selected three videos for this YouTube Roundup, all of a different type. There’s a piece of music; a toy construction video; and something completely frivolous and fun:
Before we get to the videos, though, you should definitely subscribe to my YouTube channel. I know for many readers, “subscribe” is a dirty word—God forbid we support our favorite content creators!—but trust me, it’s totally free to subscribe to my YouTube channel.
Earlier this week our senior cryptid correspondent Audre Myers sent me an intriguing video that seems to depict a Bigfoot sauntering along the side of a Canadian lake near Toronto. If anyone’s going to be hanging out in Canada, it’s Bigfoot!
Audre makes an interesting point: could every sighting of the hairy lug really be a guy in a gorilla costume? That does stretch credulity—except that it’s entirely possible, albeit a tad implausible, that everyone filming is in cahoots with a fellow hoaxer. The Spiritualist Movement of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries produced more charlatans than ghosts.
Regardless, we simply can’t know. As with everything with Bigfoot, we’re always talking in possibilities, probabilities, likelihoods, etc. This footage is intriguing, but it’s so easy to doctor video footage, how can we be sure? Until we have a Bigfoot in captivity or dead on a lab table, we really can’t.
With that, here is Audre with a little note on perspective:
The first “week” of the new school years is nearly in the books, and yours portly is probably a puddle of exhaustion by this point. After a summer of sleeping in late, taking afternoon naps, and sitting around in air-conditioning, getting back on the move is certainly good for my physical health, but not necessarily for my sleep-deprived mind. Will I finally develop healthy habits during the school year? Probably not.
But what better time (and pretext) for another installment of Phone it in Friday: YouTube Roundup Edition? I’ve actually got quite a bit of new stuff on my YouTube channel, to which you should definitely subscribe (I know for many readers, “subscribe” is a dirty word—God forbid we support our favorite content creators!—but trust me, it’s totally free to subscribe to my YouTube channel).
So, all preambles and bitterness aside, here are some of my recent uploads: