Phone it in Friday CXI: YouTube Roundup CLXXI: Blackbeard Sails into Civilization VII

In my never-ending quest for lo-fi, low-effort YouTube (and blog) content, I make the most of whatever limited assets and time I have to churn out highly-compressed but—I hope—charming content for the masses.

Such is the case with today’s post.  I made this video with just one picture I took with my iPhone SE’s camera (mainly to show Dr. Fiancée that I was playing as Blackbeard the Pirate in Civilization VII).  I recorded the voiceover with the Voice Memo app on my phone, and used iMovie (again, on my phone) to put in the picture (three times) against the voice message.

Apparently, when I send the finished video file to Telegram, it deeply compresses the video quality (although I think it does the same if I save the video to my phone and upload it to YouTube from there).  The most it can muster is 360p, which might as well be a VHS recording that I’ve sloppily converted to a digital format.

 Whatever the case, the video was a fun experiment.  I hope you agree!

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Phone it in Friday CIV: YouTube Roundup CLXIV: Road Work

Yours portly, much like Michael Douglas, struggles with impatience when sitting in trafficespecially construction traffic when there appears to be no construction work taking place.

The South Carolina Department of Transportation has been resurfacing a portion of the highway that I take to get to work every day for over a month.  That is fine—I like the smooth roadway.  What is not fine is that they have been starting work during morning rush hour.

Indeed, they started the road work the first week that public schools returned to classes—right in front of the elementary school in Lamar!  They continued making similarly boneheaded decisions like that throughout August.  The first day I reported for teacher workdays, they were doing heavy construction at a busy four-way intersection that is the main thoroughfare for people coming and leaving town.

Last week, I sat for thirty minutes waiting for a worker to turn the sign around to “Slow” so we could get through.  I should have been to work five minutes early; instead I was twenty-five minutes late.  I was so frustrated, I began shouting at workers—dozens of whom were sitting on equipment gawking at their phones—to “get off your phones and get to work!”

That wasn’t very Christ-like of me, and I have repented for that, but it put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. Fortunately, I did not have class first period that day, so I was okay; it just irked me to no end.

I was so livid, in fact, that I called my State Senator and left a message.  I never have received a call back, but in my message, I begged him to talk to SCDOT to consider starting their work after morning rush hour—at 8:30 AM instead of 7:30 AM.

I also took a short video of the lazy sign worker ogling his cellphone:

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Phone it in Friday CIII: YouTube Roundup CLXIII: Robot Fanboy

In a sweet attempt to help me cope with the lack of air-conditioning in my car, Dr. Fiancée bought me a little fan in the shape of a robot-boy (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through the link at no additional cost to you).  While the little guy can’t put out enough air to be a reasonable replacement for A/C, he’s a fun and whimsical little addition to my car.

He’s a very Dr. Fiancée-style gift.  She is very good at finding thoughtful and unique gifts that are both practical and mildly absurd—one of many reasons I love her!  She gets it from her mom, who is also a great (and prolific) gift-giver.

But I digress.  I made a little video of my robot fanboy, and it’s quite ridiculous:

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Phone it in Friday LXXII: YouTube Roundup XXVIII: “The Star-Spangled Banner”

It’s been a patriotic couple of weeks, and yours portly has fallen woefully behind on uploading hot new content to YouTube (and this blog).

The solution?  Phone it in with an impromptu, live rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” the National Anthem of the United States.

My school had a home [American] football game on Friday, 1 November 2024.  Yours portly had neglected to recruit a student to sing the Anthem, as is my school’s Friday night custom.  I decided instead to play it on my sax once I realized my mistake.

When I got to school that night, it hit me that I’d made a terrible mistake:  I’d left my beautiful blue Slade saxophone at home!  But yours portly is the king of the last-minute solution, and I remembered that I had a student’s horn in my classroom.

Fortunately, the kid had some good reeds (I owe him one), and after a little warming up, I was ready to roll!

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Phone it in Friday LXVII: YouTube Roundup XXIII: Sleeper Disappointments

Yours portly uploads a bunch of content to YouTube.  Most of those videos only get a handful of views.

A couple of weeks ago, I looked at “sleeper hits,” the videos that did better than I thought they would (which, to be honest, is every video).  Today, I’m looking at videos that did as poorly as expected.  In doing so, I’m hoping you, dear reader, can help give these little compositions the love they deserve.

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Homework: The Gracchi

Yours portly is slightly strapped for time after a raucous Labor Day weekend, so I’m assigning my readers some homework.

I’ve been kicking around the idea of a post comparing Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to the Gracchi Brothers of the Roman Republic.  The Gracchi were members of the elite who realized that the common people were struggling mightily under the republic’s economic system, which blatantly favored wealthy Roman Senators and other patricians at the expense of the people.  The Gracchi proposed land reforms and modest redistribution, which would have eased tensions between patricians and plebeians, giving the plebeians a chance at living modest, fulfilling lives.

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Phone it in Friday LXVI: YouTube Roundup XXII: Sleeper Hits

Yours portly uploads a bunch of content to YouTube.  Most of those videos only get a handful of views (other than the shorts of Murphy, which usually garner a few hundred views).

Sometimes, though, for inexplicable reasons, one of my musical compositions—which usually clock views in the single digits, or maybe in the 20s-30s—will take off and get a (relatively) large amount of engagement.  That still might only translate to a 100 views or so, but it’s always fun when it happens.

So this week, I’m looking at some “sleeper hits” in this installment of YouTube Roundup.

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