New Music Tuesday IX: “Koi Chorale”

Sometimes as an artist you create something that seems to stand apart from your other works.  I’ll be the first to admit that some of the pieces I write are exercises in composing and musical experiments that don’t always succeed.  Implicit to the concept of New Music Tuesday is the chance to workshop pieces and to see what catches attention.  Some pieces seem to have their brief moment and then fade away, to the point that even I start to forget about them.  Others, however, leave an impression.

Sometimes what starts as a musical exercise in form and restraint can lead to stunning results.  Like poetry, restraint and structure and rules make the work better, not worse.  Consider all of the free poetry you’ve heard or read.  How much of it can you remember?  But everyone remembers Robert Frost’s poems.

I’m not comparing today’s piece to the poetry of Robert Frost.  I did, however, follow a (somewhat) strict set of internal rules when composing it.  I never could wrap my head around formal counterpoint (although I was eighteen when I last tried, in an introductory music theory class at the University of South Carolina), but most of my chorales follow a set of self-imposed rules.

For example, the Oboe 1 part consists (until the sixth and seventh measures) of a whole note tied across the bar line to a half note, followed by a half note tied to a whole note.  The Oboe 2 part follows the same pattern except in the first and seventh measures (each phrase is seven measures).  Both parts must be stepwise in their motion.

I can’t remember off the top of my head what rules I imposed on the Bassoon 1 and 2 parts.  They’re slightly different but follow a similar pattern.  By forcing myself to stick (mostly) with these parameters, I ended up with some truly beautiful moments of dissonance and consonance.  I especially love when the Bassoon 2 part—the final part to appear—enters in on the third time through the form.  It enters on a haunting seventh interval interval, and it was fun bending it slowly towards a rich, four-part triad.

The piece starts with Oboe 1 and 2 playing through seven measures.  Bassoon 1 joins on the second time through the seven-measure form; Bassoon 2 joins on the final section.  Naturally, I had to add an “Amen” sequence.

With that, here is the double reed quartet chorale “Koi Chorale”:

Here’s the original manuscript, which just has the two oboe parts; note the mistake I made in the top line, which—because I wanted to stick to the rules—ended up changing the melodic line of the piece:

I may go back and try a different set of rules with that Oboe 1 part to see what I’d originally written sounds like.

Regardless, I am really pleased with how this piece comes out.  My former neighbor, Across the Field Jerry, told me that it reminds him of the organ preludes at his old Lutheran Church.  That made me happy—I love it when reeds, even digital ones, blend so well that they create an organ-like sound.

I added a “Cathedral” preset reverb effect and applied a mastering preset in Audacity to the track.  The cool video effect is called “Vaporwave,” and is a preset effect in the YouTube Create app.  The images were compiled in the iPhone version of iMovie, and come from our koi pond.

I had fun making the cover art (as always, in MS Paint Classic—ha!); I suppose I should have made it four fish:

The koi pictured is Cobbler, our blue koi.  He is a big boy, and when it’s warm out, he loves to skim the surface of the pond looking for food.  I thought his mouth looked like a fishy chorister:

What do you think of this little piece?  Do you prefer writers, composers, etc., adhere to a set of rules and structure when creating, or do you appreciate less stringent creativity?  Let me know!

Happy Listening!

—TPP

Pulp Brainstorming with WordPress AI

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On Saturday I wrote at length about my idea for a physical, portable, monthly (now, after some feedback, likely quarterly) publication packed with fast-paced, pulp-style fiction for readers who are hungry to read short stories but don’t want to do so on a screen.  I suspect there is a significant niche audience for this kind of publication, and it dovetails with my calls for conservatives to support like-minded authors.  In an age of AI and online publishing, there is a segment of the population that craves authenticity and good storytelling.

Paradoxically, I turned to AI to begin brainstorming this idea.  Regular readers will know that I am an AI-skeptic.  I believe some aspects of AI are corrosive to creativity, such as doing actual writing (and, therefore, thinking) for humans; however, AI is hugely useful as a sounding board to conceptualize an idea.  That is especially useful when an AI inspires real-world human creativity, and I think it can be powerful as an aid to human creativity, so long as we don’t make it a replacement for it.

That said, WordPress.com has their own AI-powered website builder, and I’ve been looking for an excuse to play around with it.  I was initially torn about the ethics of creating a website using WordPress AI, but the way I look at it is that WordPress is offering a series of text-based prompts to create a website using tools that are readily available to WordPress.com users; it’s just offering up choices to users that they might not realize are native to WordPress.com.

In essence, the AI isn’t creating the website instead of the user, but is responding to the user’s prompts to design a website with the user.  Ultimately, the final product is the result of substantial user input.

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Lazy Sunday CCCLXXXI: Kulturkampf

The Based Book Sale‘s short stories niche sale is still in full swing!  You can pick up The One-Minute Mysteries of Inspector Gerard: The Ultimate Flatfoot—and a lot of other great books!—for just $0.99.

The sale really got my creative juices flowing about the need to nurture, cultivate, 

Who are some conservative creators you’d recommend, dear readers?  Leave a comment and let me know!

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: Pulp Magazine?

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One morning while driving into work I started thinking about short stories.  The Based Book Sale is running a sale on short stories and short story collections this week.  My book The One-Minute Mysteries of Inspector Gerard: The Ultimate Flatfoot is one of the collections in the sale, and I’ve purchased a couple of works from other authors (and will likely buy more).  $0.99 for a Kindle eBook is excellent.

Here’s the problem:  I don’t like reading anything over about 2000 words on a screen.  I will, but if I have the option to purchase a $10 paperback over an eBook, I almost always will, unless the work is fairly short and I can read it on the toilet (lol).  I don’t have a Kindle device, which might make the reading experience more pleasant, but I suspect I am a physical media man when it comes to long-form writing (a bit of an irony, considering I write almost exclusively for an online audience).

That got me thinking:  what if I created a fifty-page monthly fiction magazine in the spirit of the old pulps?  Something about 4″x6″ that could be carried in a bag or a large pocket, packed with short stories of various genres from up-and-coming authors?

Further, what if I paid those authors decent money, not just “exposure”—$50 at least per story, and preferably $100.  I could always toss in some stories of my own to keep my costs down, and it would be printed very cheaply on pulp-grade paper, probably entirely in black and white.  I’d commission artists to design the covers, which would be eye-catching (and possibly in color).  Then I’d mail copies to paid subscribers and distribute others through independent bookstores, comic bookstores, etc., on a consignment basis.

I asked Microsoft’s AI, CoPilot, how feasible it would be, and its answer surprised me.

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Phone it in Friday CXXV: YouTube Roundup CLXXXVI: Randall Taters (ECU)

Just a reminder that everything is still 90% off with promo code moving at my Bandcamp page.

Also, buy my collection of absurdist detective stories for just $0.99!

I thought that Eggcraticus, the egg-devouring supervillain, would be a duology.  How foolish I was—how could I deny the people more steamy Eggcraticus content?

But sometimes our favorite supervillains need a bit of a break.  Too much exposure to the cardboard terror of Eggcraticus might—gasp!—diminish his stature.

How, then, does one take a beloved character and expand upon his universe?

Simple—introduce his cool cousin from out-of-town:  Randall Taters.

With that, here’s more from the Eggcraticus Cinematic Universe (ECU) with its hottest new character:

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TBT^2: Support Culture, Not Political Machines

This week I’ve really been banging the drum (really, really banging it) about folks on the Right supporting their fellow conservatives who create art—books, music, long-form essays, fiction, etc.  We are phenomenally bad about supporting anything that isn’t bog-standard conservative commentary (which is kind of what I used to do here on a more regular basis).

It was serendipitous, then, that when looking back for today’s TBT, I found this piece, which I’d reblogged from a prior piece.  In the original, I argued that donating to the RNC is a waste of money, and that dollars are better allocated to conservative creators.

I stand by that assessment.  Indeed, the intervening years have only deepened that conviction—the conviction for you to send your money to me (and other awesome conservatives), not Mitch McConnell.

With that, here is 27 March 2025’s “TBT: Support Culture, Not Political Machines“:

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Based Book Sale Short Story Sale Begins Today!

Today begins a special sale of short stories and short story collections over at Based Book Sale, and yours portly’s collection of absurdist detective stories is in the sale.  Normally I’d link directly to The One-Minute Mysteries of Inspector Gerard: The Ultimate Flatfoot, but I’d recommend purchasing it through the sale so they can track sales figures accurately.  Regardless, the eBook/Kindle version is just $0.99 from now through midnight PST on Wednesday, 25 March 2026.

I’ve been writing quite a bit this week about supporting right-wing creators (including myself), and the BBS sale ties into that too perfectly.  Short stories are a particular love of mine, so I’m excited to see what enticing selections appear in the sale.

Speaking of supporting smaller, right-wing/conservative creators, the adventures of The Man from Historical Accuracy by guest author Sudo Nonym will return next week.  If you haven’t read this exciting story, check out the previous chapters below:

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!  I should have included in him in my posts from the past two days.  Forgive me, Sudo!

Happy Reading!

—TPP

Support My Right-Wing Culture

Yesterday I encouraged readers to “Support Right-Wing Culture“; the thesis of my argument was that there are conservatives who create amazing art, but who languish in obscurity.  Meanwhile, we’ll complain that don’t have any cultural products compared to the Left while also paying for a DailyWire+ subscription so Ben Shapiro can buy another ivory kippah. (but, by all means, have a DW+ subscription, just also be willing to spend five or ten bucks a month on smaller creators).

Ben Shapiro doesn’t need your money or your emotional support (although his plummeting viewership may suggest otherwise).  His wife (like mine) is a doctor, after all.  Quite frankly, he doesn’t deserve it, either:  it’s pretty clear he hates the very people he purports to support.  However, conservatives are willing to give him $9 a month, but will balk at the idea of spending $9 a month to support a small creator, for whom that $9 could be extremely impactful.

But I digress.  Plenty of other people can (and have, and should) poke fun at Ben Shapiro.  My point here is to discuss ways we can build each other up—and build a lasting cultural legacy.

To that end, I highlighted a few creators yesterday (note that a lot of the links to come are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of the purchases made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

There are several other creators I failed to mention yesterday; to wit:

And that’s just a start!  There are people who are really trying to create new, original, cool stuff.

I’d like to think I am one of them.  All of the folks mentioned above are far more talented and driven than yours portly, but I’d like to think I have created some unique culture in my doughy life.  So, here are some of the ways you can support my contributions to right-wing culture:

  • Buy my stuff in the Based Book Sale short stories sale, starting tomorrow, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 (they’ll be $0.99 each from 18-25 March 2026)
  • Buy my music on Bandcamp using promo code moving to take 90% off your purchase
  • Download my instrumental piece “π” for free (just type in “$0” when “purchasing” and put in your e-mail address)
  • Check out my YouTube channel (and like, subscribe, and comment—all of which are free ways to support the channel)
  • Buy my books (and write a review—it takes only a few minutes and helps a lot)
  • Subscribe to/follow me on Substack (for free or with a paid subscription)
  • Subscribe to my SubscribeStar page (for as little as $1 a month, which is probably too cheap)
  • Share blog posts (including this one) to your friends, family, etc.
  • Stream my music (on Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube Music, and more)

Almost all of those items can be replicated for the other creators mentioned herein.  None of them take very long.  Many of them are free!

It doesn’t take much.  I know money is tight and we’re probably staring down the start of the Third World War (or everything fine will be in another week—no need to panic), but everyone can afford five bucks a month to support a creator.  Sacrifice one meal out and you’ve saved enough buy a couple of books or Substack subscriptions.

We conservatives need to step up and actually support—financially, morally, and culturally—our own people.  The Left has built entire institutions to propagate their worldview, such as it is.

We don’t have to let them have a stranglehold on creating cool stuff.  There is more to life than grilling and Kid Rock concerts and Ben Shapiro’s nasally commentary.

So dig deep and do the bare minimum to support the creators in your life (and, if you see fit, me, even though I just lectured you).

God Bless!

—TPP

Support Right-Wing Culture

From time to time, I’ll read essays that argue, essentially, that the Right is terrible at creating culture.  If anything, we simply mimic what the mainstream culture is doing, but like most copies, our versions are poorly-executed and lame.  The prime example of this phenomenon is contemporary Christian worship music, which takes the aesthetics of the blandest power pop and changes “baby” to “Jesus,” all set against a synth-string pad and a bunch of sus2 chords.

The thesis is correct—to a point.  We are pretty bad on the Right at supporting good cultural output.  I think there are a few reasons for this failure to support our own creators:

  • We view all secular institutions with skepticism (as we probably should), so we dismiss high culture and academic output as inherently tainted (as we probably shouldn’t)
  • We are excessively focused on dollars-and-cents practicality and, therefore, fail to see the benefits of the arts, which are often not realized in ROI (thus, megachurches that look like Dollar Generals instead of real churches)
  • We are too focused on the political and the minutiae of policy (“what should the marginal tax rate be for people earning $200,000 a year?”) instead of focusing on broader cultural movements
  • We like everything dosed out in digestible soundbites and spicy memes, not long-form works that require time, patience, and attention

There are likely more, and I think some of the above are more relevant than others.  For example, the fourth point paints with too broad a brush, perhaps.

But these points are generalizations, and we can derive a good bit of Truth from generalized observations, even if “Not All Conservatives Are Like That.”

The ultimate problem is that we’re not looking in the right places for culture that is pure, good, beautiful, virtuous, and true.  That kind of cultural output is not getting the attention it deserves, even though it is creating work that is timeless.

There are artists, writers, poets, painters, etc., creating work that is great.  There are creators on the Right who are not staging WWE-style funerals or hawking Kid Rock as the alternative to the Left.

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Lazy Sunday CCCLXXX: Musical Instruments

Between the SCISA Music Festival, my little saxophone gig, and playing with my old Yamaha PortaSound PSS-50, it’s been a week for musical instruments of all stripes.  As such, I thought I’d look back at those very same posts:

Now, go out and make some music!

Happy Sunday!

—TPP