Phone it in Friday CXXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXXV: Hornpiping on a Yamaha PortaSound PSS-50

Just a reminder that everything is still 90% off with promo code moving at my Bandcamp page.

While packing up for the big move I found quite a few fun little items and mementos:  old notebooks from my childhood; photographs with friends in our doughy youths; doodles from former students who now likely have families of their own; bits of music I’d composed.  One of the coolest finds was my old Yamaha PortaSound PSS-50:

This little keyboard has been in my family for as long as I can remember.  I’m certain it was my older brother‘s keyboard, but through years of use it became “mine” in that way that childhood items do among siblings.  The keyboard is likely just a few years younger than me, which would mean it’s been around for nearly four decades.

And it still works—well, mostly.  The keys from the first F through the first D no longer play, but every key from Eb up to that third C work beautifully.  It runs on six AA batteries, which I apparently changed out recently, because I was jamming on this little puppy before packing it.

In my early, lo-fi-because-I-didn’t-know-any-better days, I recorded quite a few pieces with this PSS-50 plugged into my brother’s Crate guitar amp with an old computer microphone dangling in front of the amp’s horn (I’m going to release those recordings one day).  In the super early days, I’d record separate WAV files using Sound Recorder, then combine them using the same software, hoping everything lined up properly; Adobe Audition 1.5 smoothed that over for me, though.

I still remember some of the classic voices on this keyboard:  “26” cues up an “Electric Guitar” sound which has this amazing distortion to it while still sounding clean enough to use melodically.  The default “00” is a “Trumpet” that, to me, is the standard sound any synthesizer should have.  Indeed, there is a more robust Yamaha synth from this era that someone donated to the school years ago, and “Brass 1” is the default voice when starting the keyboard.

That yellow “Demo” button played an instrumental version of the song “Venus.”  My older brother changed the lyrics to “Booty, Booty, Booty, Come Home,” which he said was the theme song for my band, which he initially named “Booty and the Bootettes” before changing it to “Booty and the Flaming Booties.”

As you can see, dear reader, this keyboard and I share a lot of history together.  If it ever stops playing entirely, I’m going to have to write to Yamaha to repair it.  They’ll probably have to bring their last remaining 1980s consumer mini-keyboard specialist out of retirement/cryogenic freezing to do so, but I want this little guy handed down to (God Willing) my little guys!

So it was that I picked ol’ PSS-50 up and improvised a little hornpipe using “17”—“Reed Organ”:

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TBT: Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation

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My students and I are back at the SCISA Music Festival this morning, and yours portly has a saxophone gig tonight.  As such, it seemed like a good time to look back at my “Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation” post from 12 March 2025—one year ago today!

The thrust of last year’s post was that, for under $400, you can purchase a decent—not great, but serviceable—alto saxophone.  Indeed, I’m playing at this very same saxophone tonight:

Here are the updated prices for the items I listed last year; remarkably, the price is lower than a year ago; however, Slade seems to be phasing out the horn, as there is only one sax available at the time of writing:

Grand Total$290.67 (down $33.18 from the typical price in 2025) before taxes

With that, here is 12 March 2025’s “Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation“:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapters 4-5

Yours portly made a major error last week:  I hastily posted the fifth chapter of The Man from Historical Accuracy and called it “Chapter 4”—d’oh!  To maintain the schedule, I’m posting Chapter 4 today and re-posting Chapter 5 in the same post.  My apologies!  —TPP

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

Chapter 4

MHA 4. Germany. 1942.

The Man from Historical Accuracy has work to do in Germany at the height of the Second World War. American bombers are pounding the cities in the day. The RAF come at night.

He materialized in his spacer over Berlin in the late morning. He asked the console,

What is the time?’

Winter, 1942,’ the disembodied voice said.

He was high enough to avoid the last few squadrons of B17s turning for home. He caught sight of and flew close to the underside and right of a P51 Mustang fighter escort. The pilot didn’t see him but one of his friends did. The spacer’s scanning receiver tuned itself to their frequency.

Hey Mac! Hey, buddy! You got one under your wing!’

Without a second’s pause, the fighter rolled over and broke left. MHA was impressed with the pilot’s reactions. He was sure he couldn’t have handled a Mustang like that. But his spacer was now locked to the antique machine and shadowed every move. The frantic Mustang pilot dived into a cloud but not before the other – his wingman? – bracketed MHA with cannon fire. The high explosive shells hit the field surrounding him and disappeared into some time a week before. Someone on the ground last Wednesday may be surprised by phantom cannon shells dropping from nowhere but in reality, the chances of a similar aerial battle last week were strong enough.

MHA cancelled the lock and separated from the first plane. He braked to a halt inside the cloud. The two Americans flew on, racing to catch up with the bombers. They would report UFOs – Foo Fighters would come a couple of years later – when they got home again but in the heat of the moment…! The Germans would think the two radar targets becoming three was a break up in mid air; if they noticed anything peculiar at all.

He slanted down and braked to a halt over the Reichstag roof. He landed in a nook behind the cupola out of sight of the ground. There was a service door. He scanned the walls with his wrist scanner. With nobody about, he adjusted the wrist and a powerful magnetic field unbolted and unlocked it. He was inside now. He erected a holo plan of the building.

Selecting a little used storeroom on the top floor, he made his way there. Identifying the correct door he found it was unlocked. He went in and switched on the lights. Perfect! It was large enough. Dusty drapes shaded the windows; piles of chairs and bric-a-brac lined the walls. A central table looked strong enough to support the spacer. If not he could always adjust the weight.

He tapped on his wrist holo sensor, selected co-ordinates, stabbed at an icon labelled “Transfer” and stood back. A shimmer, a tremor in the time fabric then the spacer materialised centre stage on the table. The table seemed strong enough. He climbed into the cabin, adjusted the recliner and settled down to wait. In the evening, von Braun would gain all the resources he needed for his rocket program. When they saw the spacer, their sneaky little eyes would gleam with greed. They would do what he asked. Anything he asked.

* * *

Chapter 5

MHA 5. Dallas. Texas

Just before noon, Dallas, 1963 November 22nd, The Man from Historical Accuracy materialised his spacer on the sixth floor of the Texas Book Depository. He flipped up the clear canopy up and climbed out. The slightly built man came to greet him. He’d seen this trick before. He was not so spooked now but he still plucked up the courage to ask;

‘How do you do that?’

‘Russian; you’ve been to Russia, you know how advanced they are over there.’

The slightly built man nodded but didn’t care to contradict. Instead, he asked;

‘Did you bring the rifle?’

‘Here, it is; a 1940 vintage 6.5 mm caliber Carcano, otherwise known as, inaccurately, I hear, a Mannlicher Carcano.’

‘I won’t be able to hit jack shit with that.’

‘You were in the US Marines, a marksman…’

‘Yeah, I guess, but it’s been a while.’

‘Well, try anyway.’ There’s a backup, he thought. Whatever, it will make them come down hard on Cuba and stiffen their resolve, their stance against the Russians.

‘And you get me outa here in your flying torpedo boat?’

‘Sure. The place will be swarming with cops and FBI in minutes after the gunshot. Wouldn’t do to have you found here… OK, this window should do it, one two, three…yes, this one…’

‘Does it matter which? All look the same to me…’

‘The reflections will hide you in the glare best from this one.’

‘Right. Got the ammo?’

‘Yup, here you go. Are you going to check the weapon over?’ He watched as the man stripped the gun down. Competently enough, he thought. He was reassured as he wiped the parts clean. His eyes narrowed slightly and then he relaxed as the man failed to wipe clean that part of the barrel shrouded by the stock. His palm print was there for the record. History was satisfied. He relaxed.

As 1230 drew nearer, MHA checked all was in order. Sixth floor? Check. Right window? Check. Right weapon? Check. Right year? He backed off a way to stop the man peering too closely at his timepiece. There was a shudder.

‘Earthquake?’ said the man, alarmed.

‘Yup, just a tremor…’ but now MHA was worried. It was a tremor all right. A time tremor. This was a significant part of history. MHA desperately wanted to be here to witness it but he was overstaying his welcome.

Time was a little tight. A message from the time ship up in orbit; back in 1943, the RAF were nearly finished loading the Anthrax containers on the Lancasters and Halifaxes; that Churchill was holding out to the last minute to give them the go ahead. He must go straight away to London and persuade Mr Bloody British Bulldog to stand down from madness.

Trouble was there was a comet coming through and the time strings were vibrating and shuddering like mad.

It would not do to be late.

Late! How could he, a time traveller, a manager of time itself, be late?

He tried to explain the theory to Einstein earlier in the century but the genius rejected his explanation, shaking his head when MHA refused to divulge his written workings. In the future, even Hawking queried him, so he stopped trying.

The presidential cavalcade appeared. 12:28. He looked down at the man with the rifle.

‘You ready down there?’

‘I guess…’

The big open limousine swept into their line of sight. The crowd were cheering frantically, drowning out anything as noisy as a gunshot. MHA watched the Secret Service men running, jogging alongside the President’s car. They looked mean and tough with their dark shades and hawk-like scanning of the crowd.

Up on the sixth floor MHA watched the man’s finger on the trigger. He watched as his trigger finger knuckle whitened, as he breathed in, as he let the air out slowly then held the last of his breath. The man fired, the rifle kicked. It was done. MHA, looking through his binopters, hissed in dismay and exasperation.

‘Idiot! You’ve just shot the President of the USA!’

‘Shee-it! Show me! God dam! We gotta get going, sheeee-it and damn!’

‘You were supposed to kill Jacquie Onassis, you fool!’

The man looked at him, uncomprehending. He’d flung the gun down. His eyes wild, he clawed at his hair and danced around in frenzy.

‘Do something! You gotta do something! Get me out…for Chrissakes!’

He paused, calming himself. MHA was striding towards his spacer that was doing peculiar things; changing colour, going transparent. Frightened he may be left behind, he ran to join him. MHA was aboard, strapping in, flicking switches. The rear half of the machine was semi transparent and the slight man hesitated in fear.

MHA shouted.   ‘Don’t get in while it’s immaterial! You’ll die!’

The man who would go down in history as the killer of JFK stepped back.

The machine pulsed in and out of reality, getting fainter.

‘You said “Onansis”, “Onartis”, something! She is Jacquie Kennedy, Bouvier Kennedy!’

‘Yes, yes,’ said MHA irritably. ‘Look, I can’t take you – I-I-I’m sorry!’

He was getting fainter by the second. The time ship up above was preparing to transfer him.

‘If it means anything, I really am sorry – you will not stand trial for this! I promise!’

He was gone. The slight man fled. Fled into the future at normal human pace, a one way trip for most.

* * *

Sudo Nonym to protect the innocent in a dubious world, he has 3 grandkids and lives with his wife of 40 years in a secret location with a cat and untidy workshops where he finds it easier writing about his inventions than actually making them work.

Writing themes include time travel, spies, speculation over other worlds and, not to chase or challenge the climate change theories, to complain bitterly were something to go wrong we’re not going the right way to prepare for it. Houses that float on water or tall pilings at least, boats to move about and inexpensive flying machines rather than the preserve of the rich or those with the application to fly them. Money where mouth is, he is a licensed private pilot.

Monday Morning Movie Review: Wuthering Heights (2026)

Dr. Wife and I went to see Emerald Fennell’s adaptation/reinterpretation of Wuthering Heights (2026) the other weekend after a long day of lugging our stuff to our new home.  The director’s name—which sounds like a extremely colorful spice—should give some insight into what the film was like.  I’ve never read Emily Brontë novel—yes, literature girls, you can sacrifice me to Emily Dickinson—but Dr. Wife had, so she filled me in some of the details.

The original novel is the bleak tale of a doomed romance denied by the strictures of propriety, social class, and cash.  The movie is an excessively plodding first act that culminates in twenty minutes of sexual depravity followed by a tragic death.

The film is gaining notoriety because it’s smut.  My wife kept calling it “Wuthering Glutes,” and we had fun making jokes involving the word “wuthering” and other anatomical features.  The popular consensus is correct:  it is basically an excuse for a swarthy heartthrob to assert his will over Margot Robbie while women swoon lustily.

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Lazy Sunday CCCXLXIX: Moving Weekend

By the time you read this post, dear reader, yours portly should have all of his worldly possessions (and Murphy) relocated to the new house.

I’ve come to realize how much I despise moving.  It’s not that I’m not good at it—as a big dude, manhandling boxes is what I’m designed to do—but it is tedious and exhausting.  It also seems to take forever.

I’ve opined on this many, many times lately, to the point that I’m sure all of you are tired of reading about my quotidian problems.  But I write about what’s going in my life, and right now, moving is the major theme of it all.  Indeed, I’m offering 90% off my Bandcamp music with the promo code that sums up my life right now:  moving.

It’s shocking how much crap I’ve accumulated over the years.  I’m finding clothes I haven’t worn in nearly a decade (which tend to get donated to Goodwill).  For some reason, I’ve saved weird gift bags and empty tins (and not cool, decorative ones).  Having lived in a relatively small house of roughly 1000 square feet, most of this stuff ended up shoved into closets or cabinets, never to be seen again—until I’ve had to sort through them.

It’s a Sisyphean task.  Now that everything is (God Willing) moved, I have to unpack it all.  At least this process can take its time to unfold.

With that, I’m subjecting my readers once again to posts about moving:

  • Midweek Moving” – This post details how I rented a massive truck to move a tiny recliner from my in-laws’ house.
  • Moving Pains” (only on SubscribeStar) – My devastating takedown of the moving broker SafeShip Movers (do not use them).
  • More Moving” – A quick post featuring my car packed to the gills with junk (see below) before the piano mover arrived.

The sad thing is, these are only some of the posts I’ve written about moving.  I think I’ve tortured my readers enough!

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

 

SubscribeStar Saturday: God’s Judgment, Timing, and Provision

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On Wednesday, 4 March 2026 I led the men’s devotional, Master’s Men, at my church. Master’s Men meets the first Wednesday of each month, and men in the congregation take turns leading.

I wasn’t sure what to discuss, so I turned to a devotional my late paternal grandmother gave me many years ago. I flipped to the verses for 4 March, and it prominently featured James 5:10. The other verses emphasized how Christ Will Bear our burdens. Given that my wife and I are in the midst of moving while she’s finishing her residency and I’m entering the busiest part of the school year, that seemed like the natural direction to take.

However, as I dove deeper into James 5 itself, I realized there was so much more to discuss. I came away with a very different message (although it does, of course, touch upon how Christ Bears our burdens). The result is included below. —TPP

James 5 (NKJV)

Rich Oppressors Will Be Judged

1 Come now, you rich, weep and howl for your miseries that are coming upon you! 2 Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are moth-eaten. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded, and their corrosion will be a witness against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have heaped up treasure in the last days. 4 Indeed the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out; and the cries of the reapers have reached the ears of the Lord of Sabaoth. 5 You have lived on the earth in pleasure and luxury; you have fattened your hearts as in a day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned, you have murdered the just; he does not resist you.

Be Patient and Persevering

7 Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. 8 You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.

9 Do not grumble against one another, brethren, lest you be condemned. Behold, the Judge is standing at the door! 10 My brethren, take the prophets, who spoke in the name of the Lord, as an example of suffering and patience. 11 Indeed we count them blessed who endure. You have heard of the perseverance of Job and seen the end intended by the Lord—that the Lord is very compassionate and merciful.

12 But above all, my brethren, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or with any other oath. But let your “Yes” be “Yes,” and your “No,” “No,” lest you fall into judgment.

Meeting Specific Needs

13 Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing psalms. 14 Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church, and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord. 15 And the prayer of faith will save the sick, and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven. 16 Confess your trespasses to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The effective, fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much. 17 Elijah was a man with a nature like ours, and he prayed earnestly that it would not rain; and it did not rain on the land for three years and six months. 18 And he prayed again, and the heaven gave rain, and the earth produced its fruit.

Bring Back the Erring One

19 Brethren, if anyone among you wanders from the truth, and someone turns him back, 20 let him know that he who turns a sinner from the error of his way will save a soul from death and cover a multitude of sins.

Lesson: God’s Judgment, Timing, and Provision

Let us pray.

The Book of James is, perhaps, one of the most challenging books of the New Testament. James does not pull any punches, but exhorts believers to be doers of the Word, not merely hearers of it in James 1:22—and to take joy in our strife and suffering in James 1:2.

Indeed, each chapter of this short book offers up warnings for the reader. James 2:20 tells us that “faith without works is dead.” James 3:1-8 always convicts me; I have set far too much ablaze with an unruly tongue in my life. James 4 cautions against pride and encourages humility, reminding us that we cannot boast about tomorrow because God Controls and Numbers our days.

I think part of the appeal of James, particularly for men, is that it calls us to action—that our faith, if it is true faith at all, will show itself through our actions. If the faith we claim we have is true, then our deeds will reflect our faith. We are not saved by works, but works are evidence of our faith. As Christ Says in Matthew 7:16a: “You will know them by their fruits.”

So it is that we come to James 5, the final chapter in this useful little book. This chapter strikes me as a culmination of everything before it. So much of James is a reminder of our own limitations as fallen, sinful humans, and how dependent we are upon Christ’s Grace. James 5 demonstrates this dependence upon Christ by emphasizing God’s Judgment, God’s Timing, and God’s Provision.

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Bandcamp Friday Returns for 2026 with 90% Off!

Everything on my Bandcamp page is 90% off with promo code moving.  That means my entire discography is $9.21.

That means an individual album, like the popular Spooky Season IV, is just $1.

That’s thirty (30) releases for about $0.31 each.

Again, use promo code moving to get anything and everything for 90% off.

Today (Friday, 6 March 2026) is Bandcamp Friday, so Bandcamp waives their usual sales commission on any purchases.

Sure, streaming is great.  But we all know that what’s on a streaming platform today could disappear tomorrow.

Short of physical media, the best option is a lossless digital download that you own forever.

Also, most of my releases come packed with bonus material:  videos, original artwork, handwritten scores, finished scores, and more.

Those scores have real value:  a copy of the score for “Eight Chorales: Semicircles of Fourths” sold earlier this week for $4.99.  It’s included free when you purchase Math: And Other Delights (just $0.70 with promo code moving).

If you’re interested in supporting independent musicians and original composers, consider supporting my work with your Bandcamp purchase.

And don’t forget to use promo code moving for 90%!

Happy Bandcamp Friday!

—TPP

TBT^65,536: Nehemiah and National Renewal

It’s interesting to consider that since I first wrote about Nehemiah in 2019, the concept of an overtly “Christian nationalism” has become more mainstream (or, at least, “mainstream” in the fringe circles of the Internet I inhabit).  What exactly “Christian nationalism” looks like or entails is unclear, but it’s a concept that sounds pretty sensible:  a predominantly Christian people should have a nation governed by broadly Christian principles.

Of course, the thorniness of the concept crops up as one enters the thickets and weeds of the particulars.  But isn’t that the case for any civic arrangement?  “Republicanism” and “democracy” are pretty broad terms that take on various permutations depending on the culture, peoples, and places that adopt them; America’s constitutionally-limited federal republic and Nigeria’s are pretty similar on paper, but vastly different in implementation.  The labels just give us a broad idea of the kind of government and civil society at play, not the detailed particulars.  As such, one could reasonably expect “Christian nationalism” to look quite different in, say, Italy than it would in the United States

Regardless, it certainly seems as though, in most states, tribes, kingdoms, empires, etc., throughout history, religion and government were inextricably intertwined.  If a nation-state is a collection of a particular people within a particular geographic region, it would make sense that their faith would play a major role in their political, cultural, and national decision-making.

It’s an interesting concept to ponder, and brings to mind a religious revival that resulted in a political revival for the ancient Israelites as they rebuilt the wall around Jerusalem under the faithful guidance of Nehemiah, who trust God deeply and fully.

With that, here is 6 March 2025’s “TBT^256: Nehemiah and National Renewal“:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 4

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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