October 2026 Bandcamp Friday

Koi Dance has been out almost a month on all streaming platforms and on my Bandcamp page, and it’s still 90% off with promo code koipond! That makes it about 8⅓ cents per track.

That promo code is also good for everything on the site, including a full discography purchase. That means you can get thirty-one (31) releases—almost all of which include tons of original artwork, scores, videos, essays, etc.—for $9.70 with promo code koipond.

Also, it’s Bandcamp Friday, which means Bandcamp waives their usual 15% cut of sales, making it the absolute best time to support your favorite pudgy composer—me!

I’ve done a bit more original composing lately, but I’ve been diving heavily into arranging as well. Christmas will be here soon, so I’ve been arranging Christmas music for a small ensemble I’m putting together with my pastor’s kids. That ensemble is the embryo of what will hopefully become a little homeschool orchestra.

I don’t know that I’ll be releasing a Spooky Season album this year—d’oh!—but I have plenty of material for a Leftovers release; be on the lookout for that right after Thanksgiving.

But, again—it’s Bandcamp Friday! It’s the best possible day to purchase a digital download of my music, and it’s still 90% off with promo code koipond.

Happy Listening!

—TPP

TBT: 31 Days of Halloween Starts Today!

Last year I did a daily film review, which I dubbed 31 Days of Halloween. Back then, YouTube Shorts were only one-minute in length, so I had to get to the point quickly (I did not always succeed).

Here’s the entire playlist from last year:

This year, I’ll be opening The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Halloween Countdown Calendar (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link, at no additional cost to you—TPP) each day in October and making a short YouTube video (or a “Short”) revealing what I uncover. That will be 2026’s version of 31 Days of Halloween (although I’ll try to toss in some short film reviews of flicks I missed last year, too).

I’ll try to open each “day” on the calendar on the actual day, so the videos might not be up at 6 AM EST like last year’s videos. That said, they’ll get up hopefully by lunchtime each day, although Thursdays might see later videos (I’m writing this post a few days early, so check the comments or tomorrow’s post for a link to the video if I haven’t gotten it done by the time you’re reading these words). You can check my YouTube channel, too.

With that, here is 1 October 2025’s “31 Days of Halloween Starts Today!“:

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Midweek Novella Review: Opium Tales: The Staff

I’m continuing to review the novellas adapted from Roman and Anna Riva’s planned animated series, Opium Tales (which doubles as Roman’s Substack moniker and publication). I’ve followed Roman’s work for years, and he has grown an impressive and active presence on Substack. When I found out he and his wife had a series of short novellas in print—and that they are all, save one, under $8—I snapped them up and decided to review them one-by-one.

Last week, I reviewed the second book in the series, A Pirate’s Tale (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link—more of them below—so I receive a portion of any purchase made through that link, at no additional cost to you). As I wrote last week, the novella is “a full-on swashbuckling adventure in the vein of (as the Rivas point out in their introduction) the Pirates of the Caribbean films.”

According to the introduction of each volume, Roman and Anna sought, but failed to procure, funding for an animated series called Opium Tales. They hoped to call it Dark Tales, but the name was taken, so they leaned into the opium habits of early eighteenth-century Romantics and landed on Opium Tales. Since they still had all the rights to their stories, they decided to publish them as a series of novellas.

Here is the series—or, at least the volumes I purchased (the following are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of any purchase made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

The entire series is (as of the time of writing) $46.94 before tax, so these are easy to scoop up in one fell swoop.

I was unclear which novella came third in the sequence, so I went to the source and asked Roman himself. He told me to read The Staff next. I’ve been on the road a ton lately with some SCISA work and to pick up our new puppy, and was worried I might not have a chance to read The Staff in time of this Wednesday, but Tuesday afternoon presented an opportunity with both dogs napping on the couch—and yours portly cracking open a book starring a clever thief with a heart as golden as the afternoon sunlight streaming into our sunroom.

So far, A Pirate’s Tale remains my favorite, but I’m a sucker for a pirate setting. The Staff is a close second, though, as I’m also a sucker for a skilled rogue who is experienced as a second-story man or cat burglar, the kind of guy who can get into impossible places with seeming ease. The Staff presents us with such a protagonist, the unnamed “thief,” who must retrieve a powerful staff as ransom for his lovely new bride, Katherine.

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New Music Tuesday XXVI: “Parade of the Puppets”

With the Tot-related busyness (and fun) I hadn’t had much time to compose, but I had a scrap of staff paper and a scrap of free time Monday and jotted down a little musical idea that became today’s new composition. It bears the hallmark of a good bit of my composing over the last two or three years, with some multimeter; tight, parallel motion; and a dash of whismy.

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We Got a Puppy

Big news: Dr. Wife and I got a new puppy! He’s a ten-week-old rat terrier named Tot.

We adopted Tot from Renaissance Rat Terriers, a breeder and veterinarian in Knoxville, Tennessee. This weekend saw our little family (including Nugget) bundling up to the mountains to pick up the newest member of our family.

Those ears!

Well before Murphy passed, Dr. Wife and I had discussed getting a rat terrier puppy. My parents have two, and they are really great dogs. Dr. Wife also thinks they’re adorable, and she wanted Nugget to have a little companion.

Nugget helped to raise my in-laws’ little pug, so we figured she could do it again. Our hope is that it will help keep Nugget young and active, while also offering a good canine role model for Tot.

At the time of pickup, Tot weighed around 6.5 pounds. He was the “runt” of the litter when he was born in July, but he’s surpassed a couple of his sisters. We’re big fans of the runts in our family; they seem to make the best dogs!

The breeder was fantastic. She observed each puppy closely to see how it would align with each of the prospective adopting families. We emphasized that we wanted a cuddly, easy-going pup that was fine being a couch potato. The breeder called me when the puppies were around nine-weeks-old and gave me a detailed rundown of which dogs were not a fit for us, before revealing that Tot was the best choice for us.

So far, it seems she is right! He is a sweet little guy. As I’m writing this post, he’s asleep in my lap. He’s definitely a puppy—he gets into everything and has a tendency to equate my out-of-the-way office as his personal bathroom (we’re working on that)—but once he’s had his playtime, he’s out like a light. His potty training is going well overall, too; he’ll often go to the door and let me know he needs to go out to take care of business, the aforementioned accidents notwithstanding.

Nugget and Tot are still feeling each other out. Tot very much wants to hang with Mama Nugs, but Nugget will sometimes remove herself from the situation just for a break. Tot sleeps in his crate at night, which he doesn’t care for at first, but he settles in quickly and rests well, giving Nugget some time with us without a pesky puppy interjecting himself.

First encounters

He’s also a very photogenic guy, with his gorgeous tricolor coat. He’s blue, brown, and white (that grey fur is “blue” in the dog world), with striking grey-green eyes.

Big Boy

The rest of this post is a photo dump, because we all know everyone is here to look at puppy pictures:

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Lazy Sunday CDVII: Spiders!

The spooky season is almost upon us, and with the post earlier this week about tarantulas, I figured it was a good time to look back at posts about and/or related to, however loosely, spiders.

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: Cognia Reaccreditation Team Visit

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Independent schools, like colleges and universities, go through an accreditation process. There are many organizations that offer accreditation with varying degrees of State, national, and international recognition, but accreditation simply means that an external, impartial review team has evaluated a school and found that it meets certain minimal standards. An accredited school means that the school’s diploma has some value, that it will be accepted as good-faith evidence that a student with a diploma from that school has truly completed high school. It gives the diploma weight, especially with colleges, universities, and technical schools.

Once a school has obtained accreditation, it must periodically go through reaccreditation. This process assures that the school is maintaining the standards that earned it accreditation initially. Reaccreditation requires that school’s assemble an immense amount of documentation and evidence for just about everything: teacher transcripts, immunization records, employee leave forms, professional development records, attendance policies, fire extinguishers—and on and on and on. It’s a massive process that requires good record keeping and careful diligence.

Fortunately, “big boy” accreditation through organizations like Cognia only occurs every five years. About two or three years before the next reaccreditation visit, a school receives a “pre-visit” that largely checks in with the school to ensure it’s preparing for reaccreditation. That pre-visit also checks on the status of “Improvement Priorities” that were noted during the last reaccreditation. Every school must receive at least one “Improvement Priority,” and the school must demonstrate it is taking steps to address whatever those priorities may be.

The South Carolina Independent School Association (SCISA) administers several forms of accreditation, including through Cognia, that reflect the “independent” portion of its name. There are different standards, naturally, for different educational methods. For example, Montessori has a different set of standards from a more traditionally college preparatory school. I haven’t studied the Montessori standards to know how different they are, but because Montessori takes a significantly different approach to education, it naturally has different standards for accreditation. You can’t measure an orange against the standards of an apple.

Earlier this week I was part of a SCISA Cognia reaccreditation visit to a Christian school here in South Carolina. I have been through multiple Cognia visits as a teacher, but I’ve never been on one of the external review teams (ERTs). My only prior experience as part of a team was on a less rigorous three-year reaccreditation. That was earlier this year, and the “team” consisted of a veteran education professor and myself. There were many of the same requirements for documentation—I found myself checking every student file for immunization records, for example—but because the cycle is more frequent, some of the standards are slightly less rigorous. That doesn’t mean that the three-year accreditation is worth less than the Cognia one, it just has to be repeated more frequently because there’s a bit less involved; ergo, more oversight is necessary.

That’s all to say that being on the ERT for this Cognia visit was a first and, therefore, a learning experience. It illuminated why my administration often asked for things that were, at the time, baffling or seemed inconsistent. It also gave me a front-row seat to the nuts and bolts of both reaccreditation and independent school management that I’d only glimpsed from the edges as a teacher.

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Phone it in Friday CXLVI: YouTube Roundup CCVI: Videos with the Ululating Guy in Them

Okay, this week’s PiiF:YTR is a bit of a stretch, but it is Phone it in Friday, after all. Frankly, yours portly just hasn’t uploaded as much to YouTube as of late, and I’m trying to work ahead on the blog a bit, so here’s the harebrained “theme” for today: videos I’ve uploaded with a doodle of this guy:

I wish I was this passionate about ululating

For whatever reason, that weird, ululating guy has been working his way into my videos, which are admittedly fairly low-effort, and really just vehicles for pushing my original music, which is slightly less low-effort than the videos themselves.

Perhaps it’s his striking blue eye—the result of using this cool pen Dr. Wife got me (it’s actually a whole set of metallic-colored pens)—which looks like a spice-addled denizen of the various Dune novels. Maybe it’s his baggy yellow jumpsuit, which seems to harken back to the parachute pants of MC Hammer.

Or maybe it’s just that it was conveniently located on my phone when I needed some images to slap into my little movie maker app.

Whatever the reason, that guy has popped up in a couple of my recent videos. Let’s look back on his illustrious career as some manner of ill-defined religious zealot:

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TBT^2: Tarantulas and the Hygge

It’s the first day of autumn, which means things will be getting chilly in another month—or, given we’re in South Carolina, another two or three months. Regardless, we’ll all soon be cozying up with chili and blankets and sweaters.

Let’s hope, however, that our furry-legged arachnid friends, the burrowing tarantulas, don’t decide to cuddle up with us! Fortunately, that’s unlikely in these parts, as tarantulas are mostly kept as pet, and even that’s a pretty small niche of pet owners.

I stumbled upon today’s post back during the heat of the summer, when I was dreaming of the hygge (if not massive spiders), so I thought I’d reblog it to commemorate the start of all. It turns out that it was exactly six years ago today that I lost reblogged this piece. It seems that the “toothsome” Patricia is still making tarantula content, too; kudos to her for sticking with her niche and making something cool.

With that, here is 24 September 2020’s “TBT: Tarantulas and the Hygge“:

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Midweek Novella Review: Opium Tales: A Pirate’s Tale

For the next few weeks I’m going to review the novellas adapted from Roman and Anna Riva’s planned animated series, Opium Tales (which doubles as Roman’s Substack moniker and publication). I’ve followed Roman’s work for years, and it’s refreshing to see his active presence on Substack. When I found out he and his wife had a series of short novellas in print—and that they are all, save one, under $8.

Last week, I reviewed the first book in the series, Humpty Dumpty (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link—more of them below—so I receive a portion of any purchase made through that link, at no additional cost to you).

According to the introduction of each volume, Roman and Anna sought, but failed to procure, funding for an animated series called Opium Tales. They hoped to call it Dark Tales, but the name was taken, so they leaned into the opium habits of early eighteenth-century Romantics and landed on Opium Tales. Since they still had all the rights to their stories, they decided to publish them as a series of novellas.

Here is the series—or, at least the volumes I purchased; if I’m missing one, please let me know, Roman (the following are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of any purchase made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

The entire series is (as of the time of writing) $46.94 before tax, so these are easy to scoop up in one fell swoop.

According to is introduction, A Pirate’s Tale was intended to be the second installment in the animated series. Indeed, there was some debate between it or Humpty Dumpty being the pilot episode, but H. Dumps won out due to name recognition. That move seems wise, as HD strongly establishes the series’ foundation in European folklore and fairy tales, so a classic nursery rhyme turned into a dark tale of corruption and excess was the fitting choice.

That said, A Pirate’s Tale is my favorite between the two. While I loved what HD did with the source material, A Pirate’s Tale is a full-on swashbuckling adventure in the vein of (as the Rivas point out in their introduction) the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

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