Phone it in Friday CXXXV: YouTube Roundup CXCV: Baby Minnows!

I’ve been dedicating recent Wednesday posts to highlighting some of WordPress’s features, so I haven’t been running many Midweek Koi Pond Updates. However, we have big news from the pond: our rosy red minnows had babies!

Rosy red minnows are a color morph of the common fathead minnow, a popular baitfish that is found in freshwaters all over North America. The rosy red variety first appeared in the 1980s in Arkansas (I believe; at the time of writing, I can’t find where I read that—d’oh!), and the variety has become popular as a decorative fish in aquariums and ponds. It is still used widely as a baitfish, too.

Dr. Wife and I purchased our rosy red minnows from PetSmart back in the winter. The fish feed off of biofilm and other effluvia in the pond (and will also eat little bits of the kois’ food pellets), and help to manage algae while adding only minimally to the bioload of the pond.

They also reproduce very quickly. We started with an initial population of ten, then I added twenty more. I imagine some may have ended up as snacks for the koi, but a number of them have survived and thrived. As soon as the hot South Carolina summer survived, they laid eggs (which we never saw in the murky pond) and Dr. Wife spotted the first babies two Saturdays ago.

At the time, they were the size of a grain of rice. By last Saturday (when I’m writing this post—I’m working ahead!) they were bigger than they even appear in this video. They went from being tiny white little swimmers into being small, pinkish critters.

New life in the pond!

From what I can gather, we’re likely to get another batch of eggs at some point this summer; given that it appears this batch hatched three or four dozen, we’re looking at potentially having over 100 rosy red minnows in our pond. Again, my research indicates that even at these numbers, we’ll be fine in terms of bioload. Of course, we’re likely to see geometric growth, so at some point I’ll start giving rosy reds away or selling them locally as baitfish and pets. I’ll also eventually get a twenty-gallon tank and start raising some of them indoors, which should make for a nice little side project (one other goal is to catch some wild fathead minnows and let them breed with the rosy red color morphs, which will mostly see a return of the drab, olive-green coloring of the dominant gene, but will also produce some recessive rosy reds and—and this excites me—minnows with olive-green scales with pinkish spots).

Of course, the koi will likely thin the numbers a bit. For the most part, though, the koi have been ignoring the babies. We’ve seen Sunny, our big yellow koi, skim through the area where the minnows like to gather—the surface near where our cascading bog filter allows water to cycle back into the pond—and it appears he is sometimes picking up a rosy red snack—but there are so many of them, it’s probably beneficial for him to snack on a few. That said, one cool trait of rosy reds is that the fathers will guard egg clumps, and will even eat algae off of the surface of the eggs to protect them until they hatch.

What really makes me overjoyed about the babies (called “fries” in the fish world) is that it’s a sign that our pond is healthy. It also means that the rosy reds aren’t stressed out by the much larger koi, and are successfully reproducing. Of course, I also love how delighted Dr. Wife gets when she sees them.

Today’s video is probably already a bit dated, but I’ll continue to send along some more updates soon.

For now… it’s baby time!

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TBT^16: Touring the Solar System in Rural Maine

Dr. Wife will finish residency officially in eight days, and she’s excited to be here at our new home all the time. We have a good bit of unpacking to do since the multiple moves over the past few months, but it will be so much more enjoyable to do it together.

We’re also looking forward to doing some traveling in the future. We have an excursion planned for mid-July, before she starts her “big girl job,” as I call it, as a rural family medicine doctor. Beyond that, it will probably be a bit before we hit the road again, as she’ll settle into her new schedule and I’ll get settled into my new quasi-freelancer life.

One trip, however, that I hope we can take one day is up to Maine for this tour of the The Maine Solar System Model. It might be awhile before we are able to take the time to do it, but I’m thinking summer will be a great time to cruise across the Solar System—so we can escape the South Carolina heat!

With that, here is 12 June 2025’s “TBT^4: Touring the Solar System in the Rural Maine“:

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Revisiting Blogger

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Back in 2018 I shifted The Portly Politico from the old Blogger/Blogspot to WordPress.com, and I’ve never looked back—until now.

I’ve dedicated the last two Wednesdays to highlight some of WordPress.com‘s functionality; you can read those posts here and here (for those of you that read last week’s post, I’m happy to report that I was able to deactivate the “Classic Editor” plugin with no ill effects—everything converted back to the blocks editor seamlessly). I thought it might be interested to go back and remind myself why I made the leap to WordPress.com, and to see if maybe I was too hasty in making the change.

I decided to compare Blogger/Blogspot to WordPress.com in three areas: overall interface (looking at the home screen, for example, when you first log into your account); the posting interface/editor; and the final published content (what the blogs look like when published).

Note that I have the free Blogger/Blogspot account that anyone with a Gmail e-mail address can get, while with WordPress.com I have the Premium plan, which is $8 a month when paid annually (or $18 a month otherwise). Blogger/Blogspot does not have any inherently paid options, but lacks the ability to purchase a domain name from Blogger/Google directly. You can purchase a domain name from a number of third-party providers (that’s my approach with www.tjcookmusic.com, which I built using Google Sites), but it’s not integrated into Blogger/Blogspot the way domain name purchases are in WordPress.com.

Regardless, the basic functionality of posting, checking analytics, etc., is analogous enough between Blogger/Blogspot and WordPress.com to make fruitful comparisons.

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New Music Tuesday XVI: “Old Boy”

Like last week’s piece, I’ve got another experiment in multitrack recording recording using Audacity and my Logitech Blue Yeti USB microphone (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you). My workflow was a bit different. I did start with a Voice Memo recording while driving to play at a Sunday morning camp service for the local Presbyterian Church (the summer is always a good time to be a sellsword hedge pianist), and I used that as the template for building today’s piece.

I tend to walk around the house singing and/or chanting weird little phrases or songs I make up. Dr. Wife calls these my “vocal stims“; she claims (correctly) that I do them the most right before bed, as I get the “zoomies” before crashing out for the night. One I do frequently is saying, “Old Boy” in a slight British accent in a very low register.

To illustrate, here’s the track I recorded on the way to play that morning (converted to a lossless WAV):

I used that track as the base for recording other parts. I used the count-in to assure that I came in with the vocal harmonies correctly. I did a major third, a fifth, and a major seventh, then re-recorded the root note so I could ditch the above track, as I didn’t want the road noise in the mix. I also re-recorded the beatboxing as part of the root track.

To keep effects consistent, I mixed the four fresh vocal tracks down to a single track, and applied a 1980s chorus effect, as well as a “large room” reverb preset and some kind of mastering preset. The only downside was that, for some reason, my mic did not pick up the new beatboxing well at all, even though I was “performing” directly into the microphone, with my generous, pouty lips touching the mic’s grill. Maybe I screwed something up when I was playing with noise reduction, which I tried initially to avoid re-recording the (admittedly) short base/bass/beatboxing track.

Next came the saxophone parts. I wasn’t sure what key I was in, I just knew it was major. It turned out to be something approximating B major, with the vocal parts forming a Bmaj7 chord (B, D#, F#, and A#). That works out to an Ab major on the alto sax, but due to some intonation (and possibly the slight tonal ambiguity introduced by the major seventh A#), it didn’t sound quite right until I started recording. It felt like I brute-forced the song back into major—the vocal parts were taking a minor flavor—with the punchy, vibrant saxophone part. Regardless, I riffed out parts that, to me, sounded like a celebration, which really changes the entire mood of the piece (although it probably does capture something of the chaotic joy of vocal stimulation).

I was recording the sax part yesterday morning in the waning minutes before I had to head out for an afternoon of tasks. That said, I managed to squeeze in four quick sax parts, with the result being today’s track, “Old Boy”:

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Monday Morning Movie Review: Cromwell (1970)

YouTube has a treasure trove of classic films that are free with ads—legally. Indeed, in watching some of these films on my desktop, I’ve had no ads actually pop up (and I’m not using some kind of cheeky ad blocker). YouTube has fed me some great films, mostly from the 1960s and 1970s.

One of the best I’ve seen so far is 1970’s Cromwell, a historical drama based on the life of the the Puritan warrior and later Lord Protector of England Oliver Cromwell. The film also stars Obi-Wan Kenobi—excuse me, Alec Guinness—as King Charles I in a pitch-perfect performance (Richard Harris also delivers a fiery performance as Cromwell).

Here’s the entire film here; it is well worth investing in the runtime, and I found it gripping for the entire duration:

Now that you’ve spent the morning watching the movie, on to the review!

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Lazy Sunday CCCXCII: Coffee

Looking back at the my oeuvre, I’ve written precious little about my favorite breakfast beverage, coffee. However, I’ve done just enough to phone in this smooth and nutty edition of Lazy Sunday:

Happy Sunday—and Happy Brewing!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: The Portly Politico Summer Reading List 2026, Part II: Non-Fiction

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See Part I here, and read the full post here. —TPP

I’m back with Part II of The Portly Politico Summer Reading List 2026, with a focus on non-fiction. As a history teacher and a writer primarily focused on non-fiction, I possess a particular interest in non-fiction writing of every stripe. While I do love reading history, I enjoy reading broadly, so today’s list will have works of non-fiction from multiple genres.

Typically I leave the full list behind the paywall for paid subscribers; however, as several of these authors are indie/self-published and/or newer authors, I would like to boost their works more broadly (and, naturally, gain access to those sweet, sweet affiliate clicks). So, here are four books I’ve read and/or am currently reading that I highly recommend you order:

  • Nicholas R. Ochs, Age of Rot: A Right Wing Dissident’s Prison Dispatches from a Torn America – Nicholas Ochs was arrested following the Epiphany Protests for covering the events as an independent journalist. His association with the Proud Boys made him an easy target for Biden’s Justice Department, and he ended up with a four-year sentence (!) in a maximum security prison in Butler, North Carolina, where he faced a number of abuses (including an arbitrary stint in solitary confinement in winter without a mattress or blanket for his cot; he burned so many calories trying to stay warm that he became dangerously emaciated). This book is his collected prison writings, and it is a stark window into the political persecution and prosecutions that faced so many patriots in 2021.
  • Landis Brown, Life Under the Shadow of the Almighty: A Journey Through Psalm 91 – My pastor while I was living down in Lamar wrote this book. Pastor Dana, as we call him (his middle name is “Dana”), had an issue while preparing his manuscript: his editor backed out of the project. Pastor Dana contacted me and asked if I could edit the last four chapters, which I did last spring. I finally ordered a physical copy earlier this week, so I am excited to read the first two chapters (and re-read the four I edited). It’s an interesting blend of scholarly work and devotional.
  • H.H. Scullard and A.A.M. van der Heyden, Shorter Atlas of the Classical World – I picked up this delightful little survey of the classical world, which focuses on ancient Greece and Rome, when I was a teenager. I devoured it, cover-to-cover, and I love all the maps and the lithographic plates.
  • Walter Martin, The Kingdom of the Cults: An Analysis of the Major Cult Systems in the Present Christian Era – I borrowed—and never returned, gulp!—a copy of this book from my Aunt Cheryl some years ago. It is the “textbook” on the various cults of the twentieth century from the perspective of an Evangelical Protestant Christian theologian and historian. Martin gives detailed historical information about the foundation of a number of cults, including the Nation of Islam and Mormonism, and offers Christians useful theological and historical grounds for arguing against these movements. My (well, my aunt’s) edition is from the twenty-fourth printing in 1977, and it certainly reflects the cultic activity of the time (some of the movements are now just footnotes in religious history, while others are still thriving).

More below the punch. That said, each of these books if quite affordable on Amazon, and you can scoop them all up for under $70.71 at the time of writing.

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TBT: The Joy of Coffee

Blogger Esoterica over at Existential Ergonomics has once against inspiration for today’s post. She posed a fun question to readers in her post “Q&A: Are you a tea or a coffee person?

It’s a smart title because it’s dripping (no pun intended) with engagement potential. Naturally, the comments section was poppin’—and yours portly was not shy about discussing coffee (and tea) with the other readers, especially after purchasing a new coffee grinder (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link, at no additional cost to you):

That got me thinking about a post I wrote way back in 2021. I looked it up, and was shocked to find that I’d never featured it in a TBT. Well, it’s time to change that and look back at a post about my favorite breakfast beverage.

With that, here is 24 March 2021’s “The Joy of Coffee“:

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The Impossible Dream: Restoration of Classic Editor in WordPress.com

Note: the following post contains affiliate links.  I receive a portion of any purchases made through these links, at no additional cost to you.  —TPP

Last week I wrote about adapting to blocks in WordPress.com, as well as looking at some other changes WordPress.com has introduced recently, like badges and/or achievements for reaching certain milestones.  My overall verdict was that, while I miss the Classic Editor, blocks do offer a degree of versatility that make editing easier, even if there are some shortcomings to them.

While writing and researching that post, I noticed that there is a plugin native to WordPress.com that restores the Classic Editor—indeed, an almost even more “classic” version of it than I realized!—and realized that I had to give it a whirl.  Could it be that WordPress.com still had the coveted feature that many bloggers still crave?  And how would it stack up to the new block editing regime?

Everything you’re about to read is possible in any of the paid WordPress.com plans, including the Personal plan, which is $4 a month when paid annually (or $9 a month otherwise).  I use the Premium plan, which $8 a month when paid annually (or $18 a month otherwise).  I’m not sure if the Classic Editor plugin can be re-enabled in free plans; that said, if you use a free plan and it works, let me know!

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