Lazy Sunday CDVII: Spiders!

The spooky season is almost upon us, and with the post earlier this week about tarantulas, I figured it was a good time to look back at posts about and/or related to, however loosely, spiders.

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: Cognia Reaccreditation Team Visit

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Independent schools, like colleges and universities, go through an accreditation process. There are many organizations that offer accreditation with varying degrees of State, national, and international recognition, but accreditation simply means that an external, impartial review team has evaluated a school and found that it meets certain minimal standards. An accredited school means that the school’s diploma has some value, that it will be accepted as good-faith evidence that a student with a diploma from that school has truly completed high school. It gives the diploma weight, especially with colleges, universities, and technical schools.

Once a school has obtained accreditation, it must periodically go through reaccreditation. This process assures that the school is maintaining the standards that earned it accreditation initially. Reaccreditation requires that school’s assemble an immense amount of documentation and evidence for just about everything: teacher transcripts, immunization records, employee leave forms, professional development records, attendance policies, fire extinguishers—and on and on and on. It’s a massive process that requires good record keeping and careful diligence.

Fortunately, “big boy” accreditation through organizations like Cognia only occurs every five years. About two or three years before the next reaccreditation visit, a school receives a “pre-visit” that largely checks in with the school to ensure it’s preparing for reaccreditation. That pre-visit also checks on the status of “Improvement Priorities” that were noted during the last reaccreditation. Every school must receive at least one “Improvement Priority,” and the school must demonstrate it is taking steps to address whatever those priorities may be.

The South Carolina Independent School Association (SCISA) administers several forms of accreditation, including through Cognia, that reflect the “independent” portion of its name. There are different standards, naturally, for different educational methods. For example, Montessori has a different set of standards from a more traditionally college preparatory school. I haven’t studied the Montessori standards to know how different they are, but because Montessori takes a significantly different approach to education, it naturally has different standards for accreditation. You can’t measure an orange against the standards of an apple.

Earlier this week I was part of a SCISA Cognia reaccreditation visit to a Christian school here in South Carolina. I have been through multiple Cognia visits as a teacher, but I’ve never been on one of the external review teams (ERTs). My only prior experience as part of a team was on a less rigorous three-year reaccreditation. That was earlier this year, and the “team” consisted of a veteran education professor and myself. There were many of the same requirements for documentation—I found myself checking every student file for immunization records, for example—but because the cycle is more frequent, some of the standards are slightly less rigorous. That doesn’t mean that the three-year accreditation is worth less than the Cognia one, it just has to be repeated more frequently because there’s a bit less involved; ergo, more oversight is necessary.

That’s all to say that being on the ERT for this Cognia visit was a first and, therefore, a learning experience. It illuminated why my administration often asked for things that were, at the time, baffling or seemed inconsistent. It also gave me a front-row seat to the nuts and bolts of both reaccreditation and independent school management that I’d only glimpsed from the edges as a teacher.

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Phone it in Friday CXLVI: YouTube Roundup CCVI: Videos with the Ululating Guy in Them

Okay, this week’s PiiF:YTR is a bit of a stretch, but it is Phone it in Friday, after all. Frankly, yours portly just hasn’t uploaded as much to YouTube as of late, and I’m trying to work ahead on the blog a bit, so here’s the harebrained “theme” for today: videos I’ve uploaded with a doodle of this guy:

I wish I was this passionate about ululating

For whatever reason, that weird, ululating guy has been working his way into my videos, which are admittedly fairly low-effort, and really just vehicles for pushing my original music, which is slightly less low-effort than the videos themselves.

Perhaps it’s his striking blue eye—the result of using this cool pen Dr. Wife got me (it’s actually a whole set of metallic-colored pens)—which looks like a spice-addled denizen of the various Dune novels. Maybe it’s his baggy yellow jumpsuit, which seems to harken back to the parachute pants of MC Hammer.

Or maybe it’s just that it was conveniently located on my phone when I needed some images to slap into my little movie maker app.

Whatever the reason, that guy has popped up in a couple of my recent videos. Let’s look back on his illustrious career as some manner of ill-defined religious zealot:

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TBT^2: Tarantulas and the Hygge

It’s the first day of autumn, which means things will be getting chilly in another month—or, given we’re in South Carolina, another two or three months. Regardless, we’ll all soon be cozying up with chili and blankets and sweaters.

Let’s hope, however, that our furry-legged arachnid friends, the burrowing tarantulas, don’t decide to cuddle up with us! Fortunately, that’s unlikely in these parts, as tarantulas are mostly kept as pet, and even that’s a pretty small niche of pet owners.

I stumbled upon today’s post back during the heat of the summer, when I was dreaming of the hygge (if not massive spiders), so I thought I’d reblog it to commemorate the start of all. It turns out that it was exactly six years ago today that I lost reblogged this piece. It seems that the “toothsome” Patricia is still making tarantula content, too; kudos to her for sticking with her niche and making something cool.

With that, here is 24 September 2020’s “TBT: Tarantulas and the Hygge“:

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Midweek Novella Review: Opium Tales: A Pirate’s Tale

For the next few weeks I’m going to review the novellas adapted from Roman and Anna Riva’s planned animated series, Opium Tales (which doubles as Roman’s Substack moniker and publication). I’ve followed Roman’s work for years, and it’s refreshing to see his active presence on Substack. When I found out he and his wife had a series of short novellas in print—and that they are all, save one, under $8.

Last week, I reviewed the first book in the series, Humpty Dumpty (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link—more of them below—so I receive a portion of any purchase made through that link, at no additional cost to you).

According to the introduction of each volume, Roman and Anna sought, but failed to procure, funding for an animated series called Opium Tales. They hoped to call it Dark Tales, but the name was taken, so they leaned into the opium habits of early eighteenth-century Romantics and landed on Opium Tales. Since they still had all the rights to their stories, they decided to publish them as a series of novellas.

Here is the series—or, at least the volumes I purchased; if I’m missing one, please let me know, Roman (the following are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of any purchase made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

The entire series is (as of the time of writing) $46.94 before tax, so these are easy to scoop up in one fell swoop.

According to is introduction, A Pirate’s Tale was intended to be the second installment in the animated series. Indeed, there was some debate between it or Humpty Dumpty being the pilot episode, but H. Dumps won out due to name recognition. That move seems wise, as HD strongly establishes the series’ foundation in European folklore and fairy tales, so a classic nursery rhyme turned into a dark tale of corruption and excess was the fitting choice.

That said, A Pirate’s Tale is my favorite between the two. While I loved what HD did with the source material, A Pirate’s Tale is a full-on swashbuckling adventure in the vein of (as the Rivas point out in their introduction) the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

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New Music Tuesday XXV: “Andante for a Late Summer’s Eve”

Last Tuesday afternoon I set down and jotted out a short melody in my music journal, and when I plugged it into Noteflight, I realized it would work well as a violin piece. I don’t often compose for strings, but something about the melody and the harmonic structure seemed suited to the distinct, bright tone of a violin.

I went through and added in some piano chords, then added a little quasi-trio B section that sort of shifts from the original key of Eb into Bb. I had a lot of fun with this section, as the piano gets a little more motion with some left-hand staccato octaves.

I decided not to go overboard with the effects in Audacity. I applied the usual “Large Room” reverb preset, just because it adds a nice roundness to the sound (and I’m a sucker for reverb). I then used a “Modern Contour” master effect to boost the overall sound a bit. I refrained from my ritual abuse of the chorus effects because I wanted the digital violin to sound less electronic and more authentic.

As I wrote the piece, I just knew it was an “Andante,” but as I listened to the unfolding melody and the underlying harmonies, I realized it had a wistful, enchanting quality, like watching fireflies on a warm evening in late summer. Thus, I landed on “Andante for a Late Summer’s Eve.” It might be one of my favorite pieces I’ve composed lately.

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Introduction to Horror Movies for Dr. Wife

Last week good old Ponty asked me “Is Dr[.] Wife a horror junkie?” My response was straightforward: “Sadly, horror is a bit too intense for the Good Doctor. I’m going to have to ease her in with some milder stuff.”

It’s interesting, because Dr. Wife has seen actual horrors in the medical field. She’s seen people die—for real, not on a screen. One night in medical school a patient’s foot came off in her hands (it wasn’t Dr. Wife’s fault, to be clear—the patient had been in a terrible car wreck). She’s seen children in deplorable medical shape.

She handles that well, but horror movies are a bit tough for her. She’s not a total chicken, however: she was excited to see this year’s smash horror hit, Obsession, as well as the eerie Backrooms. But Dr. Wife, like most women, is plugged into the pop cultural Zeitgeist to an extent yours portly is not, so part of her eagerness to see Obsession was because it was getting loads of buzz online (and she found the premise fascinating; it is).

That got Ponty and me thinking: how can we “ease” her into horror? What are the classic, must-see films that aren’t excessively gory or creepy?

Dr. Wife might be interested in some “Curious Little Ghosties“

To that end, I’ve put together a list, drawn from Ponty and his lovely fiancée Tina’s recommendations, as well as Backyard Movie Critic‘s recent post “THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN HORROR MOVIE LIST OF ALL TIME” (yes, the title is in ALL CAPS).

Of course, as I’m writing this post, I realized that Dr. Wife has at least read William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist, and I think we may have watched the movie together (she confirmed that we did—TPP), and that was once regarded as the scariest movie of all time. So maybe she possesses more of an appetite for horror than I think.

Well, whatever—onto the list (presented in no particular order)!

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Lazy Sunday CDVI: Conference Sessions

On Friday, 18 September 2026, I attended the South Carolina Independent School Association (SCISA) Teachers’ Conference. I presented two sessions, one about creating a “DIY Garage Band Music Ensemble” from scratch, the other about teaching private music lessons to supplement your income. Paid subscribers have access to my full remarks, but anyone can view the Google Slide decks I assembled to accompany them here and here.

That said, I thought I’d look back at those two talks in this addition of Lazy Sunday:

I’ll have more details on how the talks went soon, but I’ve been all over South Carolina the past few days, so stay tuned!

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: SCISA Talk 2: DIY Garage Band Music Ensemble

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Yesterday (Friday, 18 September 2026), I attended the SCISA Teachers’ Conference. I presented two sessions, one about creating a “DIY Garage Band Music Ensemble” from scratch, the other about teaching private music lessons to supplement your income.

I always like to have prepared remarks for any public speaking, so I’ve put together the following. The slides for this talk and the one whose text I shared last week are linked above.

For now, here’s “DIY Garage Band Music Ensemble”:

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Phone it in Friday CXLV: YouTube Roundup CCV: Link’s Awakening Music

I’ve been playing through Link’s Awakening on my Zelda Game & Watch again, and recently got to the portion where Marin sings “The Ballad of the Windfish” for the residents of the Animal Village. I also finally figured out how to get this frog dude—whose sprite is directly from Super Mario Bros. 2—to sing his crazy, discordant tune. I filmed both scenes on my iPhone SE’s camera and posted them to YouTube with a little text commentary sprinkled in for good measure.

You can purchase a Zelda Game & Watch here (the following is an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through this link, at no additional cost to you): https://amzn.to/3SGkl1X

I highly recommend grabbing one; it’s amazing having Zelda games in your coat pocket!

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