As Ponty and I are digging into what we consider to be the best films off all time, I’m continuing looking back at our major blogging project for most of 2022:  our lists of the Top Ten Worst Films.  Here’s are my next three picks from that long list:

• Monday Morning Movie Review: Portly’s Top Ten Worst Films: #7: The Pit (1981) – The Pit (1981) is a Canadian film about a disturbed little boy, Jamie, who hangs out with a perverted teddy bear.  There is also a hole in the nearby woods—the titular pit—full of orange-eyed, carnivorous creatures, which Jamie calls “Trolologs” or “Trogs.”  Naturally, Jamie feeds his perceived enemies into the pit at the urging of his evil teddy bear.  Sounds reasonable.
• Monday Morning Movie Review: Portly’s Top Ten Worst Films: #6: Demon Wind (1990)  – 1990’s Demon Wind is another Shudder find.  The flick is essentially a slasher, with the usual cast of obnoxious teens going to the country on some dubious errand.  There’s a lot of bad acting and kung-fu, including a kung-fu magician.  Believe me, I want to like this movie, but the whole is less than the sum of its parts.
• Monday Morning Movie Review: Portly’s Top Ten Worst Films: #5: Color Out of Space (2019) – 2019’s The Color Out of Space is an of an H.P. Lovecraft story, “The Colour Out of Space” starring Nicholas Cage.  Again, it should be incredible, but it’s bad—really bad.  I wrote a review of this film back in 2019, as did my blogger buddy photog over at Orion’s Cold Fire.  His review is worth reading, too.  This movie, however, is not worth watching.

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

Other Lazy Sunday Installments:

• Lazy Sunday – APR Pieces
• Lazy Sunday II – Lincoln Posts
• Lazy Sunday III – Historical Moments
• Lazy Sunday IV – Christianity
• Lazy Sunday V – Progressivism, Part I
• Lazy Sunday VI – Progressivism, Part II
• Lazy Sunday VII – Deep State
• Lazy Sunday VIII – Conservatism
• Lazy Sunday IX – Economics, Part I
• Lazy Sunday X – Economics, Part II
• Lazy Sunday XI – Walls
• Lazy Sunday XII – Space
• Lazy Sunday XIII – Immigration
• Lazy Sunday XIV – Gay Stuff
• Lazy Sunday XV – Work
• Lazy Sunday XVI – #MAGAWeek2018
• Lazy Sunday XVII – #MAGAWeek2019
• Lazy Sunday XVIII – SubscribeStar Posts
• Lazy Sunday XIX – Music
• Lazy Sunday XX – The Laziest Sunday
• Lazy Sunday XXI – Travel
• Lazy Sunday XXII – Reading
• Lazy Sunday XXIII – Richard Weaver
• Lazy Sunday XXIV – Education
• Lazy Sunday XXV – Techno-Weirdos
• Lazy Sunday XXVI – Small Town Living
• Lazy Sunday XXVII – Bric-a-Brac
• Lazy Sunday XXVIII – World History
• Lazy Sunday XXIX – The New Criterion
• Lazy Sunday XXX – Trump, Part I
• Lazy Sunday XXXI – Trump, Part II
• Lazy Sunday XXXII – Festivals
• Lazy Sunday XXXIII – Virtue Signalling
• Lazy Sunday XXXIV – The Desperate Search for Meaning Series
• Lazy Sunday XXXV – Corporate Grind
• Lazy Sunday XXXVI – Best of the Reblogs, Part I
• Lazy Sunday XXXVII – Best of the Reblogs, Part II
• Lazy Sunday XXXVIII – Best of the Reblogs, Part III
• Lazy Sunday XXXIX – A Very Dokken Christmas Series
• Lazy Sunday XL – Christmas Carols
• Lazy Sunday XLI – Food
• Lazy Sunday XLII – 2019’s Top Five Posts
• Lazy Sunday XLIII – Music, Part II: More Music
• Lazy Sunday XLIV – SubscribeStar Saturday Posts, Part II: The Search for More Money
• Lazy Sunday XLV – Techno-Weirdos II
• Lazy Sunday XLVI – Man Time
• Lazy Sunday XLVII – Winning
• Lazy Sunday XLVIII – Culture
• Lazy Sunday XLIX – Family
• Lazy Sunday L – The Best of Lazy Sunday
• Lazy Sunday LI – Just for Fun
• Lazy Sunday LII – Democratic Candidates, Part I
• Lazy Sunday LIII – Democratic Candidates, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LIV – Coronavirus
• Lazy Sunday LV – Animals
• Lazy Sunday LVI – Movies
• Lazy Sunday LVII – Christianity, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LVIII – Spring Break Short Story Recommendations Recap
• Lazy Sunday LIX – The God Pill Series
• Lazy Sunday LX – Music, Part II: Gigging
• Lazy Sunday LXI – The Tuck
• Lazy Sunday LXII – The South
• Lazy Sunday LXIII – Holidays
• Lazy Sunday LXIV – Grab Bag
• Lazy Sunday LXV – Rioting
• Lazy Sunday LXVI – Video Games
• Lazy Sunday LXVII – Phone it in Fridays, Part I
• Lazy Sunday LXVIII – Phone it in Fridays, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LXIX – Phone it in Fridays, Part III
• Lazy Sunday LXX – Phone it in Friday, Part IV
• Lazy Sunday LXXI – Road Trips
• Lazy Sunday LXXII – Forgotten Posts, Volume I
• Lazy Sunday LXXIII – Forgotten Posts, Volume II
• Lazy Sunday LXXIV – Forgotten Posts, Volume III
• Lazy Sunday LXXV – Forgotten Posts, Volume IV
• Lazy Sunday LXXVI – Forgotten Posts, Volume V
• Lazy Sunday LXXVII – Rural America
• Lazy Sunday LXXVIII – Space, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LXXXIX – SCOTUS
• Lazy Sunday LXXX – Big Ideas
• Lazy Sunday LXXXI – Education, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LXXXII – Universal Studios
• Lazy Sunday LXXXIII – The Mountains
• Lazy Sunday LXXXIV – Halloween Hijinks
• Lazy Sunday LXXXV – Elections
• Lazy Sunday LXXXVI – Questions, Part I
• Lazy Sunday LXXXVII – Questions, Part II
• Lazy Sunday LXXXVIII – Questions, Part III
• Lazy Sunday LXXXIX – 100 Week Review
• Lazy Sunday XC – Questions, Part IV
• Lazy Sunday XCI – Questions, Part V
• Lazy Sunday XCII – Christmas
• Lazy Sunday XCIII – 2020’s Top Five Posts
• Lazy Sunday XCIV – My Favorite Things
• Lazy Sunday XCV – The Best of Lazy Sunday
• Lazy Sunday XCVI – More Movies: Movie Reviews, Part I
• Lazy Sunday XCVII – More Movies II: Movie Reviews, Part II
• Lazy Sunday XCVIII – More Movies III: Movie Reviews, Part III
• Lazy Sunday XCIX – Romantic Music
• Lazy Sunday C – Valentine’s Day
• Lazy Sunday CI – Obituaries, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CII – Obituaries, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CIII – Begging
• Lazy Sunday CIV – Time
• Lazy Sunday CV – Grab Bag II
• Lazy Sunday CVI – Adventures
• Lazy Sunday CVII – Easter
• Lazy Sunday CVIII – Spring Break Short Story Recommendations 2021 Recap
• Lazy Sunday CIX – Pillow Talk
• Lazy Sunday CX – Inspector Gerard Reviews
• Lazy Sunday CXI – Bric-a-Brac II
• Lazy Sunday CXII – Responsibility
• Lazy Sunday CXIII – Short Stories
• Lazy Sunday CXIV – More Movies IV: Movie Reviews, Part IV
• Lazy Sunday CXV – Memorable Mondays
• Lazy Sunday CXVI – Delays
• Lazy Sunday CXVII – More Movies V – Movie Reviews, Part V
• Lazy Sunday CXVIII – More Movies VI – Movie Reviews, Part VI
• Lazy Sunday CXIX – Summer Camps
• Lazy Sunday CXX – Animals, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CXXI – MAGAWeek2021 Posts
• Lazy Sunday CXXII – MAGAWeek2020 Posts
• Lazy Sunday CXXIII – Murphy
• Lazy Sunday CXXIV – Bible Posts
• Lazy Sunday CXXV – More Movies VII – Movie Reviews, Part VII
• Lazy Sunday CXXVI – Joy, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CXXVII – Joy, Part II – Music
• Lazy Sunday CXXVIII – Civilization
• Lazy Sunday CXXIX – Friends, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CXXX – Friends, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CXXXI – Friends, Part III
• Lazy Sunday CXXXII – Milestones
• Lazy Sunday CXXXIII – Inspector Gerard
• Lazy Sunday CXXXIV – Friends, Part IV
• Lazy Sunday CXXXV – More Movies VIII – Movie Reviews, Part VIII
• Lazy Sunday CXXXVI – More Movies IX – Movie Reviews, Part IX
• Lazy Sunday CXXXVII – More Halloween Hijinks
• Lazy Sunday CXXXVIII – Friends, Part V
• Lazy Sunday CXXXIX – More Movies, Part X – Movie Reviews, Part X
• Lazy Sunday CXL – More Movies, Part XI – Movie Reviews, Part XI
• Lazy Sunday CXLI – Thanksgiving Stuff(ing)
• Lazy Sunday CXLII – More Movies, Part XII – Movie Reviews, Part XII
• Lazy Sunday CXLIII – More Movies, Part XIII – Movie Reviews, Part XIII
• Lazy Sunday CXLIV – More Christmas Carols
• Lazy Sunday CXLV – Christmas Cheer
• Lazy Sunday CXLVI – 2021’s Top Five Posts
• Lazy Sunday CXLVII – More Movies, Part XIV – Movie Reviews, Part XIV
• Lazy Sunday CXLVIII – The Gemini Sonnets #1 and #2
• Lazy Sunday CXLIX – The Gemini Sonnets #3 and #4
• Lazy Sunday CL – The Gemini Sonnets #5 and #6
• Lazy Sunday CLI – More Movies, Part XV – Movies Reviews, Part XV
• Lazy Sunday CLII – Romance
• Lazy Sunday CLIII – Behind the Songs, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLIV – Behind the Songs, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CLV – Péchés d’âge moyen Posts
• Lazy Sunday CLVI – More Son of Sonnet
• Lazy Sunday CLVII – Ponty’s Posts, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLVIII – Ponty’s Posts, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CLIX – Scrambie Eggs
• Lazy Sunday CLX: Fine Arts Festival
• Lazy Sunday CLXI: Easter II
• Lazy Sunday CLXII: Spring Break Short Story Recommendations Recap 2022
• Lazy Sunday CLXIII: Friends, Part VI
• Lazy Sunday CLXIV: Friends, Part VII
• Lazy Sunday CLXV: Friends, Part VIII
• Lazy Sunday CLXVI: Friends, Part IX
• Lazy Sunday CLXVII: Friends, Part X
• Lazy Sunday CLXVIII: More Movies, Part XVI: Movie Reviews, Part XVI
• Lazy Sunday CLXIX: More Movies, Part XVII: Movie Reviews, Part XVII
• Lazy Sunday CL: More Movies, Part XVIII: Movie Reviews, Part XVIII
• Lazy Sunday CLI: Frederick Ingram, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLII: Frederick Ingram, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CLIII: MAGAWeek2022
• Lazy Sunday CLIV: More Movies, Part XIX: Movie Reviews, Part XIX
• Lazy Sunday CLV: More Movies, Part XX: Movie Reviews, Part XX
• Lazy Sunday CLVI: More Movies, Part XXI: Movie Reviews, Part XXI
• Lazy Sunday CLVII: School, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLVIII: School, Part II
• Lazy Sunday CLIX: More Movies, Part XXII: Ponty’s Worst Films, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLX: More Movies, Part XXIII: Portly’s Worst Films, Part I
• Lazy Sunday CLXI: More Movies, Part XXIV: Ponty’s Worst Films, Part II