TBT^65,536: Things That Go Bump in the Night

This post is one of the last of the already-scheduled pieces for the blog before the daily posts stop, just FYI. —TPP

In looking back at this post from last year, it seems that America’s fascination with witchcraft has only grown deeper and more terrifying. I’m convinced, although I can’t prove it, that Lindsay Clancy murdered her children as a form of witchcraft, a diabolical sacrifice. Maybe she didn’t realize she was performing witchcraft, but that was the net effect.

Similarly, the millions of unborn children destroyed by abortions—roughly a third of Generation Z was murdered in the womb—which must be the greatest infanticide in human history. The Romans demolished Carthage and salted the earth because of the Carthaginians’ practice of child sacrifice; I shudder to think what fate befalls us when God’s Wrath Is unleashed.

With that, here is 9 October 2025’s “TBT^256: Things That Go Bump in the Night“:

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Ponty Praises: Australian Lego Masters

I love building with Legos, as regular readers will know quite well. When I was a kid, I would frustrate my older brother because I’d want to “use my imagination” with the pieces instead of building the actual sets. As I’ve gotten older, I very much build what’s advertised on the tin (as today’s contributor might put it).

Still, few things are more fun than diving into a random pile of pieces and just winging it. When my niece and nephews were younger, the one activity they could all get behind was doing just that with Uncle Tyler. We’d dump a bunch of Legos onto my parents’ dining room table and go to town building stuff. They would ask me to build various things for them, but my favorite was seeing the crazy stuff they came up with.

One thing I’ve come to appreciate is that I am not a Master Builder—far from it. I see the things people do with Lego and I realize I am still, in terms of skill, a six-year old building overly geometric structures.

Lego have really gone “mainstream”—not that they were ever on the fringes, but they’re now advertised for everyone from kids to adults—and the talents of millions of builders are easily on display via social media, television, streaming, etc. People will spend hours building entire cities, full of hyper-specific details, or complex spacecraft with motorized parts. It’s all quite fun—and humbling.

Naturally, it’s become competitive, and television shows feature Lego builds taking on insane challenges to see who is, truly, a Lego Master.

With that, here is Ponty’s glowing review of the Australian version of the television series Lego Masters:

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Lazy Sunday CDIX: Puppy Love

Little Tot is settling in nicely, so I thought it would be fun to share some of the recent posts about the little guy:

  • “We Got a Puppy” – If you want to see lots of puppy pictures, especially from when Tot was still pretty tiny (he’s still small, but he’s already getting bigger after just a week), this post will have you falling in puppy love.
  • “Phone it in Friday CXLVII: YouTube Roundup CCVII: Tot” – Some videos of Tot exploring the yard and our driveway.

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

Phone it in Friday CXLVII: YouTube Roundup CCVII: Tot

Little Tot is settling in nicely. Dr. Wife remarked last week that it feels like he’s been living with us for much longer than a few days, and she’s right—he’s become a part of our little family very quickly. Even Nugget is warming up to her little charge, and the two of them have pretty lopsided wrestling matches.

Naturally, Dr. Wife and I have been taking pictures of Tot nonstop, and I’m already exploiting showcasing him on on YouTube. Here are a few short Tot vids I’ve uploaded:

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Midweek Novella Review: Opium Tales: Son of an Incubus

Roman Riva of Opium Tales and I had a great interview last night; catch it here: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/399308

I’m continuing to review the novellas adapted from Roman and Anna Riva’s planned animated series, Opium Tales (which doubles as Roman’s Substack moniker and publication). I’ve followed Roman’s work for years, and when I found out he and his wife had a series of short novellas in print—and that they are all, save one, under $8—I snapped them up and decided to review them one-by-one.

So far, I’ve reviewed Humpty Dumpty, A Pirate’s Tale, and The Staff (those are Affiliate links—more of them below—so I receive a portion of any purchases made through those links, at no additional cost to you); at the moment, A Pirate’s Tale remains my favorite followed by Humpty Dumpty and The Staff.

According to the introduction of each volume, Roman and Anna sought, but failed to procure, funding for an animated series called Opium Tales. They hoped to call it Dark Tales, but the name was taken, so they leaned into the opium habits of early eighteenth-century Romantics and landed on Opium Tales. Since they still had all the rights to their stories, they decided to publish them as a series of novellas.

Here is the series—or, at least the volumes I purchased (the following are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of any purchase made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

The entire series is (as of the time of writing) $46.94 before tax, so these are easy to scoop up in one fell swoop.

I reached out to Roman to ask which story should be read fourth, and he suggested I read one that his wife, Anna, took the lead on writing. Instead, I just grabbed the next one on top of my stack, Son of an Incubus, and I’m pretty sure it’s one of Roman’s based on the writing style. Sorry, Anna!

Son of an Incubus is definitely the oddest of the tales so far, and based on the ending, it’s clearly meant to be one of a series of episodes featuring the characters Greta and Clafigan, our heroes. Greta is a feisty witch with a strong independent streak; Clafigan is a knight-in-training, the son of old Crusader, who puts up with Greta’s outbursts with patience and humility. It’s quite clear that Clafigan loves Greta, but from a respectful distance.

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October 2026 Bandcamp Friday

Koi Dance has been out almost a month on all streaming platforms and on my Bandcamp page, and it’s still 90% off with promo code koipond! That makes it about 8⅓ cents per track.

That promo code is also good for everything on the site, including a full discography purchase. That means you can get thirty-one (31) releases—almost all of which include tons of original artwork, scores, videos, essays, etc.—for $9.70 with promo code koipond.

Also, it’s Bandcamp Friday, which means Bandcamp waives their usual 15% cut of sales, making it the absolute best time to support your favorite pudgy composer—me!

I’ve done a bit more original composing lately, but I’ve been diving heavily into arranging as well. Christmas will be here soon, so I’ve been arranging Christmas music for a small ensemble I’m putting together with my pastor’s kids. That ensemble is the embryo of what will hopefully become a little homeschool orchestra.

I don’t know that I’ll be releasing a Spooky Season album this year—d’oh!—but I have plenty of material for a Leftovers release; be on the lookout for that right after Thanksgiving.

But, again—it’s Bandcamp Friday! It’s the best possible day to purchase a digital download of my music, and it’s still 90% off with promo code koipond.

Happy Listening!

—TPP

TBT: 31 Days of Halloween Starts Today!

Last year I did a daily film review, which I dubbed 31 Days of Halloween. Back then, YouTube Shorts were only one-minute in length, so I had to get to the point quickly (I did not always succeed).

Here’s the entire playlist from last year:

This year, I’ll be opening The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Halloween Countdown Calendar (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link, at no additional cost to you—TPP) each day in October and making a short YouTube video (or a “Short”) revealing what I uncover. That will be 2026’s version of 31 Days of Halloween (although I’ll try to toss in some short film reviews of flicks I missed last year, too).

I’ll try to open each “day” on the calendar on the actual day, so the videos might not be up at 6 AM EST like last year’s videos. That said, they’ll get up hopefully by lunchtime each day, although Thursdays might see later videos (I’m writing this post a few days early, so check the comments or tomorrow’s post for a link to the video if I haven’t gotten it done by the time you’re reading these words). You can check my YouTube channel, too.

With that, here is 1 October 2025’s “31 Days of Halloween Starts Today!“:

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Midweek Novella Review: Opium Tales: The Staff

I’m continuing to review the novellas adapted from Roman and Anna Riva’s planned animated series, Opium Tales (which doubles as Roman’s Substack moniker and publication). I’ve followed Roman’s work for years, and he has grown an impressive and active presence on Substack. When I found out he and his wife had a series of short novellas in print—and that they are all, save one, under $8—I snapped them up and decided to review them one-by-one.

Last week, I reviewed the second book in the series, A Pirate’s Tale (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link—more of them below—so I receive a portion of any purchase made through that link, at no additional cost to you). As I wrote last week, the novella is “a full-on swashbuckling adventure in the vein of (as the Rivas point out in their introduction) the Pirates of the Caribbean films.”

According to the introduction of each volume, Roman and Anna sought, but failed to procure, funding for an animated series called Opium Tales. They hoped to call it Dark Tales, but the name was taken, so they leaned into the opium habits of early eighteenth-century Romantics and landed on Opium Tales. Since they still had all the rights to their stories, they decided to publish them as a series of novellas.

Here is the series—or, at least the volumes I purchased (the following are Amazon Affiliate links; I receive a portion of any purchase made through these links, at no additional cost to you):

The entire series is (as of the time of writing) $46.94 before tax, so these are easy to scoop up in one fell swoop.

I was unclear which novella came third in the sequence, so I went to the source and asked Roman himself. He told me to read The Staff next. I’ve been on the road a ton lately with some SCISA work and to pick up our new puppy, and was worried I might not have a chance to read The Staff in time of this Wednesday, but Tuesday afternoon presented an opportunity with both dogs napping on the couch—and yours portly cracking open a book starring a clever thief with a heart as golden as the afternoon sunlight streaming into our sunroom.

So far, A Pirate’s Tale remains my favorite, but I’m a sucker for a pirate setting. The Staff is a close second, though, as I’m also a sucker for a skilled rogue who is experienced as a second-story man or cat burglar, the kind of guy who can get into impossible places with seeming ease. The Staff presents us with such a protagonist, the unnamed “thief,” who must retrieve a powerful staff as ransom for his lovely new bride, Katherine.

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New Music Tuesday XXVI: “Parade of the Puppets”

With the Tot-related busyness (and fun) I hadn’t had much time to compose, but I had a scrap of staff paper and a scrap of free time Monday and jotted down a little musical idea that became today’s new composition. It bears the hallmark of a good bit of my composing over the last two or three years, with some multimeter; tight, parallel motion; and a dash of whismy.

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Lazy Sunday CDVII: Spiders!

The spooky season is almost upon us, and with the post earlier this week about tarantulas, I figured it was a good time to look back at posts about and/or related to, however loosely, spiders.

Happy Sunday!

—TPP