After a bit of a dip in views, Murphy is starting to earn his keep again with the latest round of Murphtent (Murphy content). Considering I feed, bathe (sometimes), clothe (not really), and shelter her, the least she can do is get strangers to gawk at her lazy antics on YouTube… right?
Well, it turns out yours portly can only come up with so many ways to narrate his dog sleeping, so I just have two Murphy videos this week—but they’re good. Finger lickin’ and grass eatin’ good!
It seems that Murphtent (Murphy content) on my humble YouTube channel is no longer putting up the big numbers like it once did, and subscribers have settled in around 143 (at the time of writing—Wednesday, 15 May 2024). It’s also difficult to come up with new ideas for videos about a dog who basically eats, sleeps, eats grass, sleeps in a different position, eats poop, sleeps some more in some other weird spot, and complains about not getting enough to eat. Still, she’s a cutie pie, and I love her chunkiness to death—-even if she doesn’t make me Internet rich.
That said, Murphy continues to be a source of adorable haughtiness in a world full of bad news and bad ideas. This week, I’ve got Murphy sleeping in an odd position; Murphy trying to play it cool; and Murphy sleeping in a cute way.
My fat dog Murphy is the gift that keeps on giving. Well, actually, she’s a huge drain on my financial and temporal resources, but, hey, who can put a price tag on love?
But back to that gift giving comment. Murphy does bring in the views to my YouTube channel, which—like most of my artistic endeavors—would probably be a massive flop if I didn’t have a cute, sassy, ornery dog to showcase to the content-hungry masses.
So, here are the three latest editions of Phone it in Friday featuring my lovable, stinky bull terrier, Murphy:
Happy Sunday—and Viewing!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
The Murphtent (Murphy content) on my humble YouTube channel has really helped the channel grow. Unfortunately, I’ve been stalled at about 126 subs (at the time of writing) for about a couple of weeks. Perhaps you, dear readers, can make some magic happen? Wouldn’t it be glorious for yours portly to be monetizing his fat dog by the end of the year? All it takes is 500 subs and 3000 (!!!) watch hours. I’m sure some of you know 500 people with unlimited free time, hmmm? I know for a fact that several of my readers have nothing but free time. Get to watchin’!
In all seriousness, here is what to expect this week: Murphy ensconced in pillowy comfort; Murphy sunbathing; and a special guest appearance by my dad’s dogs (and my unfortunate father) at a local graveyard—spooky!:
My humble YouTube channel is doing well thanks to Murphy‘s popularity. She is a real ham—and about as big as one, too!
Here we have Murphy at dusk; ruling the roost; and getting agitated:
My humble YouTube channel continues to grow (121 subscribers at the time of writing) thanks to Murphy‘s popularity. She loves the camera, and the people love Murphy.
I’ve been posting videos of Murphy to my YouTube channel, and they’ve been catching on quite nicely. It seems that narrating my fat dog’s antics is an easy way to distract people from their bitter ennui for a few seconds—or, you know, people just like cute dogs.
Whatever the case, I’m never one to work harder than necessary, so I’ve been posting compilations of Murphy’s videos to this humble blog. Now I’m sharing the first three of these posts here.
“Where are the links to the videos, Port?” I hear you cry. Reposting them here defeats the point of Lazy Sunday. So click on the original posts and find three succulent videos each—a total of nine toothsome morsels of canine cantankerousness:
Happy Sunday—and Happy Viewing!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
My humble YouTube channel has been thriving of late (112 subscribers at the time of writing, largely due to Murphy‘s popularity. It turns out people love dogs—who knew?
So I’m keeping a good thing going and continuing my Attenborough-esque “documentaries” of Murphy’s amusing habits. Here we’ll see her at night, at home, and in the early morning.
My YouTube channel continues to grow; at the time of writing, I have 97 subscribers—tantalizingly close to 100.
The source of this growth is my chubby bull terrier, Murphy. I started doing David Attenborough-style nature “documentaries” about her various exploits and foibles, and people sure seem to love my sassy, fat, adorable dog.
This week I’m showcasing some more Murphy content (Murphtent?) for your viewing delectation.
How many Roman numerals can one man slam into one blog post title? Three (III), apparently.
But you’re not here for the Roman numerals (or are you?)—you’re here for low-quality, mass-produced, trashy content. This week, I’ve got the goods—the stinky, fetid, nasty goods.
Actually, it’s all quite family-friendly. This week, I’m featuring some recent YouTube Shorts of my chubby, sassy bull terrier, Murphy.
