Yours portly has had a busy and exciting week, but I’ve fallen behind on the blog and my YouTube channel. As such, I have just one tasty morsel for your enjoyment today: my cover of a Don Henley classic.
Yours portly has had a busy and exciting week, but I’ve fallen behind on the blog and my YouTube channel. As such, I have just one tasty morsel for your enjoyment today: my cover of a Don Henley classic.
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Last night was the Spooktacular, and Halloween is mere days away! I don’t know how much more prepared I can be, but this past week saw some awesome posts about spooky fun:
Happy Sunday!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
Yours portly was a bit late getting Halloween decorations up this year, but with the Spooktacular looming (it’s tomorrow night!), I had to get things done!
Naturally, that meant partaking in one of my favorite October activities: pumpkin carving! Today, I’m going to share a couple of videos of my pumpkin—and Murphy!
Yours portly has a rather toothsome edition of Phone it in Friday/YouTube Roundup for you today. No Murphy vids, sadly (but don’t worry—the old girl is doing well and will be back in more videos soon), but we’ll ease into Friday with a beautiful hymn and a bit of bachelor cuisine.
Years ago I picked up a book with the titillating title The History of Witchcraft and Demonology by Montague Summers, an alleged Catholic priest who professed a belief in the reality of witches, vampires, and werewolves, among other supernatural critters that go bump in the night. On the point of witches, at least, they are all too real.
I’ve never quite managed to finish the book—it’s a slog, given the scholarly writing style of the early twentieth century—but the first few chapters take a deep dive into Gnosticism and related religious movements, like Manichaeism. As I recall, Summers traces much of European witchcraft to various Gnostic heresies.
For the unfamiliar, Gnosticism essentially argues that everything in this world is wicked, and that God is, in fact, evil. The argument is that all physical matter is the creation of an evil god, the demiurge, and that the serpent in the Garden of Eden was, in fact, good, as he sought to bring enlightenment and understanding to humanity. Only the spiritual is good, and the rejection of material existence is, therefore, good. Obtaining to that spiritual good is the result of gaining knowledge, which is why the serpent’s act in Genesis is not a moment of man’s fall, but of his awakening. Gnostic faiths are also inherently dualistic, which can be particularly enticing to Christians, who often fall into a dualistic worldview of the earthly against the spiritual.
At least, that’s one quick version of Gnosticism. The details vary, but the broad strokes are the same. Regardless, we can easily see that Gnosticism and its offspring are inherently anti-Christian in nature. They reject God’s Holiness, and elevate Satan to the role of a “good” god. Like all forms of heresy—and sin!—Satan inverts and perverts the Truth.
And what is witchcraft, then, but an attempt to manipulate the spiritual world to do the bidding of humans in this world? The Bible makes it very clear that witchcraft is not good. We all know Exodus 22:18, a verse that has graced the opening title cards of many a bad horror film: “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” 1 Samuel 28:3-25 tells the story of King Saul consulting the Witch at Endor, seeking to speak with the ghost of the prophet Samuel. For this violation of God’s Law—and its implicit lack of trust in God’s Providence—Saul lost his throne for himself and his heirs.
I’m not advocating we go around staking overweight YouTube lesbians who claim to be witches (although I love Brian Neimeier‘s non-violent and cheeky “Witch Test“), but we need to be mindful of how easy it is to fall into heresy. Christianity is a difficult faith at times, even though in some ways, it is the easiest: Christ Offers us the free Gift of His Grace; Salvation is available to us, if only we will receive it. But there are certainly difficult passages, and reconciling the God of the Old Testament with the Christ of the New Testament has presented a perennial struggle for some Christians.
Of course, even that dichotomy is false—and potential form of heresy! The God of the Old Testament is the God of the New—and the God of today and forever! God Does Not Change.
Nevertheless, some groups have failed to make the reconciliation; coupled with the Gnostic influences from Persia (via Manichaeism), the Middle Ages saw the rise of a fascinating, complex heresy, one that was rooted out—brutally but, I would argue, necessarily—by the Catholic Church: the Cathars.
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It’s been a busy week for yours portly, as it’s been Homecoming Week at my school. So I’m going to keep things short today and offer a couple of YouTube Shorts. One features Murphy being cute; the other features yours portly smacking the bass:
Yours portly uploads a bunch of content to YouTube. Most of those videos only get a handful of views.
A couple of weeks ago, I looked at “sleeper hits,” the videos that did better than I thought they would (which, to be honest, is every video). Today, I’m looking at videos that did as poorly as expected. In doing so, I’m hoping you, dear reader, can help give these little compositions the love they deserve.
Yours portly is slightly strapped for time after a raucous Labor Day weekend, so I’m assigning my readers some homework.
I’ve been kicking around the idea of a post comparing Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to the Gracchi Brothers of the Roman Republic. The Gracchi were members of the elite who realized that the common people were struggling mightily under the republic’s economic system, which blatantly favored wealthy Roman Senators and other patricians at the expense of the people. The Gracchi proposed land reforms and modest redistribution, which would have eased tensions between patricians and plebeians, giving the plebeians a chance at living modest, fulfilling lives.
Yours portly uploads a bunch of content to YouTube. Most of those videos only get a handful of views (other than the shorts of Murphy, which usually garner a few hundred views).
Sometimes, though, for inexplicable reasons, one of my musical compositions—which usually clock views in the single digits, or maybe in the 20s-30s—will take off and get a (relatively) large amount of engagement. That still might only translate to a 100 views or so, but it’s always fun when it happens.
So this week, I’m looking at some “sleeper hits” in this installment of YouTube Roundup.
Okay, yours portly is behind the eight-ball a bit with the blog, so here is a super quick edition of Phone it in Friday, in which I sing ABBA to my dog, Murphy, while putting on my shoes. It has some real Mr. Rogers vibes to it.
Happy Friday!
—TPP