It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and yours portly is a bit busy at the moment, so I’m doing a quick reblog today.
With that, here is 17 March 2021’s “Saint Patrick’s Day“:
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and yours portly is a bit busy at the moment, so I’m doing a quick reblog today.
With that, here is 17 March 2021’s “Saint Patrick’s Day“:
I’m getting into the Mongols in the next unit in World History, but our current unit on the Byzantines, Russians, and Turks has already run into the Khanate of the Golden Horde.
The vast Eurasian steppe is one of those parts of the world that seems like a big, open, empty area in which nothing of substance really happens. However, the exact opposite is true: it’s a virtual spawn point for nomadic, horseback-riding invaders. Long before the Mongols, groups like the ancient Aryans (the historic people, not the mythologized Nazi ones) and Scythians drove down from the steppe into Europe, India, the Middle East, and even China.
History YouTuber WhatIfAltHist posted a video earlier this week covering the “anti-civilization” of the steppe, and how various invaders have shaped civilizations around them.
No movie review this week, dear readers. While I have quite a few posts scheduled, I was a bit short on time and haven’t watched anything worth reviewing lately, so I figured I’d do something a bit different today.
I was visiting Dr. Girlfriend this weekend, and for some reason, I started to tell her excitedly about the video that got me into history in a major way, Sid Meier’s Colonization.
Way back in 2019 I wrote a post entitled “Napoleonic Christmas“; it took off thanks to being featured on a conservative news aggregator that, at the time, was presenting itself as an alternative to The Drudge Report, which inexplicably but notably turned hard to the Left after the 2016 election, in which it played an important role in getting GEOTUS Donaldus Magnus elected.
Napoleon has always fascinated me. Indeed, I wrote an entire tone poem about the enigmatic figure:
I don’t think Napoleon was a good guy, but he was great, in the sense that he was—much like Trump—sui generis, a man unto himself, and a man for the historical moment in which he found himself.
At Christmas, however, the Greatest Man Is a little Baby in a manger. The Son of God Humbled Himself to become like us. No Napoleon or Trump (the latter of which I like very much, and who I believe has God’s Hand of Protection over him) could ever do that—or would.
With that, here is 28 December 2023’s “TBT: Napoleonic Christmas“:
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The spooky season keeps on rollin’! Hopefully by the time you read this post yours portly will have completed some Halloween decorating, and maybe even some pumpkin carving. Fun!
Happy Sunday!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments:
Years ago I picked up a book with the titillating title The History of Witchcraft and Demonology by Montague Summers, an alleged Catholic priest who professed a belief in the reality of witches, vampires, and werewolves, among other supernatural critters that go bump in the night. On the point of witches, at least, they are all too real.
I’ve never quite managed to finish the book—it’s a slog, given the scholarly writing style of the early twentieth century—but the first few chapters take a deep dive into Gnosticism and related religious movements, like Manichaeism. As I recall, Summers traces much of European witchcraft to various Gnostic heresies.
For the unfamiliar, Gnosticism essentially argues that everything in this world is wicked, and that God is, in fact, evil. The argument is that all physical matter is the creation of an evil god, the demiurge, and that the serpent in the Garden of Eden was, in fact, good, as he sought to bring enlightenment and understanding to humanity. Only the spiritual is good, and the rejection of material existence is, therefore, good. Obtaining to that spiritual good is the result of gaining knowledge, which is why the serpent’s act in Genesis is not a moment of man’s fall, but of his awakening. Gnostic faiths are also inherently dualistic, which can be particularly enticing to Christians, who often fall into a dualistic worldview of the earthly against the spiritual.
At least, that’s one quick version of Gnosticism. The details vary, but the broad strokes are the same. Regardless, we can easily see that Gnosticism and its offspring are inherently anti-Christian in nature. They reject God’s Holiness, and elevate Satan to the role of a “good” god. Like all forms of heresy—and sin!—Satan inverts and perverts the Truth.
And what is witchcraft, then, but an attempt to manipulate the spiritual world to do the bidding of humans in this world? The Bible makes it very clear that witchcraft is not good. We all know Exodus 22:18, a verse that has graced the opening title cards of many a bad horror film: “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” 1 Samuel 28:3-25 tells the story of King Saul consulting the Witch at Endor, seeking to speak with the ghost of the prophet Samuel. For this violation of God’s Law—and its implicit lack of trust in God’s Providence—Saul lost his throne for himself and his heirs.
I’m not advocating we go around staking overweight YouTube lesbians who claim to be witches (although I love Brian Neimeier‘s non-violent and cheeky “Witch Test“), but we need to be mindful of how easy it is to fall into heresy. Christianity is a difficult faith at times, even though in some ways, it is the easiest: Christ Offers us the free Gift of His Grace; Salvation is available to us, if only we will receive it. But there are certainly difficult passages, and reconciling the God of the Old Testament with the Christ of the New Testament has presented a perennial struggle for some Christians.
Of course, even that dichotomy is false—and potential form of heresy! The God of the Old Testament is the God of the New—and the God of today and forever! God Does Not Change.
Nevertheless, some groups have failed to make the reconciliation; coupled with the Gnostic influences from Persia (via Manichaeism), the Middle Ages saw the rise of a fascinating, complex heresy, one that was rooted out—brutally but, I would argue, necessarily—by the Catholic Church: the Cathars.
Somehow, yours portly ended up following the WordPress-powered website for the Buxton Museum and Art Gallery in Buxton, United Kingdom. Apparently, the cool little museum is closed temporarily due to some structural damage to the build that houses their enigmatic collection, but it still maintains a fairly active blog, with posts about Death’s Heads Hawk Moths and their summer programs (featuring an artist called “Creeping Toad“).
They recently posted a fascinating little piece about The Beatles performing in Buxton twice in 1963, featuring black-and-white photographs from the Buxton Advertiser. Attendees apparently sat on the floor, and girls who fainted were dragged to a changing room recuperate. According to the piece, “This was one of the last small gigs they played before playing to over 50,000 people in Shea Stadium in 1965.”
Yours portly is slightly strapped for time after a raucous Labor Day weekend, so I’m assigning my readers some homework.
I’ve been kicking around the idea of a post comparing Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to the Gracchi Brothers of the Roman Republic. The Gracchi were members of the elite who realized that the common people were struggling mightily under the republic’s economic system, which blatantly favored wealthy Roman Senators and other patricians at the expense of the people. The Gracchi proposed land reforms and modest redistribution, which would have eased tensions between patricians and plebeians, giving the plebeians a chance at living modest, fulfilling lives.
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Yours portly is teaching World History this year, and it has been so fun talking about prehistoric humans. Particularly, I find Ötzi, a Chalcolithic Age European who died roughly 5000 years ago in the Austro-Italian Alps, fascinating. Two German hikers discovered his mummified remains in the ice in 1991, providing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to learn about the lifestyle and diet of people in prehistoric Europe.
Ötzi has captured my imagination so much, I composed a lengthy piece depicting his icy trudge through the Alps, and his tragic last hours (an arrow pierced his back, likely killing him). Upon his death, snow began to fall, preserving Ötzi’s remains in ice for millennia.
I began composing a slow, morose tuba piece, which is only twenty-five measures long on paper and in my composition software:

The slow 6/8 section captures a gloomy-but-whimsical feeling, as one might feel on a frosty trudge through the high mountains. The 5/8 section speeds up considerably, depicting what may have been Ötzi’s hasty, violent retreat from his attackers.
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On Friday, 2 February 2024 I released Firefly Dance, my latest collection of original digital compositions. It’s a fun album, and I’m pleased with how it came out in the end.
You can purchase and/or stream Firefly Dance through the following services:
Of course, if you’ve been reading the blog regularly, I’ve been posting sneak peeks of the album since late November. So for the next few Sundays, I’ll be featuring past installments of Open Mic Adventures that highlight the tracks:
Enjoy—and, if you do, maybe consider spending $5?
Happy Sunday—and Happy Listening!
—TPP
Other Lazy Sunday Installments: