Yours portly is taking the day off from blogging. I’m enjoying time with my girl (the human one, not Murphy; Murphy is enjoying time with my neighbors).
I was hoping to run Ponty’s response to my masterpiece review of Donnie Darko (2001) today. You’ll hear from Ponty on a different topic later this week, but I can only assume his extended tardiness in sending along a detailed critique is a tacit indication that he has come around to my viewpoint. Indeed, readers will readily agree that the only reasonable reason he hasn’t sent his review—surely it’s not due to busyness, or illness, or spending time with Tina—is that dear Ponty has realized I was right all along, and there’s no point in challenging me further on the issue.
So with that note of brotherly reconciliation and rhetorical dominance, I bid everyone a wonderful Monday. I’ll be enjoying a relaxing day with my girl, basking in the knowledge that I’ve once again swayed public opinion about twenty-plus-year-old movies in a positive direction.
Cheers!
—TPP
