Note—when I first scheduled this post, I was still scheduled to go to Florida. Due to The Virus afflicting one of my girlfriend’s sisters, we’ve postponed that trip. So, instead, we’re going to do a little road-tripping around South Carolina this weekend. We’ll be getting down to Florida in December, though, so while my return to Florida is delayed, I’m looking forward to visiting down there later this year. Just pray for my sweet girlfriend—while we will have fun this weekend, I know she is heartbroken that she won’t get to see her family as planned. —TPP
Tomorrow after school I’ll be riding down with my girlfriend to visit with her family in Florida. After The Year of Universal Studios back in 2020, I haven’t made it back down that way in awhile, and I’m looking forward to a few days over Labor Day weekend in sunny central Florida.
We’ll be taking the Interstate Highway System most of the way, and I doubt there’ll be many backroads, but I’ve always enjoyed cruising the less-traveled pathways to see what little bits of Americana are out there, waiting to be discovered. There’s still plenty of what John Derbyshire calls the “old, weird America” out there, and I love finding it (and, perhaps, living in it!).
Well, even if we aren’t hitting many backroads, I’m excited to be out and about on another footloose adventure!
With that, here is 22 July 2022’s “Road Trip!“:
Your portly is hitting the road for sunny (and humid) Florida for a few days at Universal Studios (more details on that tomorrow). I’m convoying down in my 2017 Nissan Versa Note with my girl and my younger brother and his family, with plans to rendezvous with our older brother and his girlfriend at the airport in Orlando.
I am very much a homebody by nature, which has come in handy during The Age of The Virus. That said, I’ve tried to get out more over the past year and see more of my great State, South Carolina, as my various festival trips from last fall indicate. I’ve also developed quite a fondness for taking the back roads, though my desire to get where I’m going usually overrides the romance of driving down barely-maintained rural routes.
Recently, I did take an extended back path from Columbia to Aiken, South Carolina. I was willing to add twenty minutes to my drive to see some nature. The route took me through a forgotten triangle of countryside, bounded by I-20 to the east and north and I-26 to the west (there’s no “bottom” to the triangle, so it’s more of an right angle). That took me through Pelion and New Holland, the latter of which was largely cattle ranches and huge, open swaths of green pastures.
At one point on that drive, I reached a fork: straight was a purely dirt road, right was a barely-paved surface that continued the State road on which I found myself. Not wanting to trespass inadvertently, I stuck to my GPS-mandated trail and eventually got back onto real surface roads.
Taking back roads is slower (and potentially more dangerous, especially at night), but it gives one an opportunity to see sights few others ever see. I always wonder, too, what it’s like to live way out in the country. I live in a small town that’s twenty or thirty minutes from most major amenities, but we have a grocery store, a Family Dollar, and a Dollar General in town—enough to get by in a pinch. Pizza is a forty-minute round trip, but I can always just pick up a Red Baron at The Pig.
But places like New Holland are way far out. What do you do for supplies? Do you make weekly (or monthly) supply runs? Do you just resign yourself to spending a ton of money on gas? For that matter, where do you get gas?
These aren’t meant to be the snarky observations of a doughy city slicker. Far from it. I’m just genuinely curious what the real rural life is like.
Another thought always occurs to me when driving through farmland and small towns: what would it be like to traipse across this area on foot? It’s impractical (and incredibly dangerous) here in rural South Carolina, but people do it all the time: a perennial sight is a disheveled character (often in pajama bottoms and a t-shirt) walking with a couple of yellow plastic bags from Dollar General. I spotted one such character on that drive. I didn’t hit the next Dollar General for miles. Had he visited that location? Was there another one, just off the road, that I missed? Or had he really walked miles and miles to pick up some sundries? I suspect he had.
Today it’s all Interstates and city driving, so nothing too off-the-beaten path (barring some major traffic jam or the like). It’s not the most exciting driving, but at least I’ll have someone riding with me. We’ll also make the obligatory Cracker Barrel stop at some point, hopefully for a filling Uncle Herschel’s (I like the eight-ounce hamburger steak myself).
See you on the other side, Portly Fans.
5 thoughts on “TBT: Road Trip!”
The image that heads this article is strangely familiar. As if I’ve seen it somewhere before…:-) 🙂 🙂
We’ve got our own road trip in a week and a half. Frankly, I’ll just be happy to get out of the county for a while and see new scenery. What is it they say about a change of scenery? 🙂
By the way, I’ve had to rewrite my number 10. I was partway through writing it when I changed my mind. I imagine that will probably happen for a few of my choices but at least it’s giving me the opportunity to do my honourable mentions as part of some of those reviews. We very nearly matched with a 1985 flick for first choice but I couldn’t in all conscience put it in when there are so many other films I prefer.
Anyway, I’ll send it through soon. It’s nearly done.
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Haha, I thought you’d appreciate that image! Thanks again for letting me use it.
That is exciting about your road trip! If you’d like to write about it for the blog once you get back, I’d love to run your travelogue. Bonus points if it’s multi-part. I’ll even shoot a few quid your way. ; D
No worries re: your rewrite. It happens! There’s still plenty of time to get that done. I’m looking forward to reading it!
Thanks again, Ponty!
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From our mouths to God’s Ears—I just got your review! That’s great! Thanks, man.
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No worries. Like I said, it was a pain trying to fit some films in while omitting others – there are some good movies outside the top 10 that could, on any other day, have made it in. That said, I’m happy with my choices thus far and I feel much better about writing about something good for a change! 🙂
I’ll be taking pictures when I’m in Devon but I doubt I’ll do a travelogue – Tina and I really need this trip; we need to be somewhere else and we’ll be taking it easy. We’re both massively looking forward to the Wednesday (middle of our break) when we meet some CW posters at the local inn; some we’ve met, others we haven’t. Should be fun and this time, I can drink – woohoo! Every cloud and all that…:-)
You can use anything I send you whenever you like and you don’t have to pop me anything. I’m privileged and honoured that you allow me to write for this site so the thanks is to you. 🙂
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No worries re: the travelogue. I would love to post pictures from your trip. Sounds like y’all need a good rest!
If you’d be up for doing so *after* your trip, I’d love to run a piece about your meet-up with the TCW crowd that Wednesday. That would make for interesting reading. Obviously, you could be vague about specifics, but I think it’s important to gather together with like-minded folks.
Thanks again for sharing your talents so generously. You keep writing, I’ll keep publishing! Same goes for Audre (and Tina!).