Yours portly is pumped for Rupert Lowe, the founder of the Restore Party in England.  I was listening to Sargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) discuss Lowe’s epic platform of national restoration while driving to see Dr. Wife, and it inspired me to belt out this hilarious campaign song:

Forget Reform and—gag!—the Tories.  The English need to  get behind Rupert Lowe.

Will my musical election interference throw the elections (which I don’t even think are for another three years) in favor of this upstart new party?  That would be incredible.

Happy Friday!

—TPP