Phone it in Friday CXLI: YouTube Roundup CCI: Loaches and Water Treatment

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The intense summer heat has kept the fish deeper underwater, where they can escape the sun and enjoy cooler temperatures. Even the rosy red minnows, who usually swarm any food we toss into the pond, have been more taciturn of late. It had me a bit worried, but water testing indicates that everything looks good. I imagine we’ll see more activity once temperatures began to back off… in late November—ha!

That said, we’ve had a few fun sightings. One of our intrepid loaches has been making himself known, and it’s always fun seeing those weird, goofy-looking critters near the surface.

Loaches typically live at the bottom of the pond, and like to burrow into the dirty substrate. They eat food that’s fallen to the bottom and generally feed on detritus and what not. But they will surface in response to barometric changes, and we have at least one that loves to explore (I’m pretty sure he’s the same one I saw wriggling around in the filter basket one morning; my attempts to relocate him were marginally successful). It’s always super fun seeing them in the ivy, which our big yellow koi, Sunny, also seems to enjoy.

So it is that I have loach-related videos for you today, as well as one kind of boring update about the unsexy side of pond management.

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Phone it in Friday CXL: YouTube Roundup CC: Murphy’s Last Video

My late dog Murphy was something of a minor Internet celebrity. She was known as “The Greater North American Bull Terrier” on YouTube, and I have dozens of videos of her frolicking and being ornery and cute.

The day before we took her to put her to sleep, I filmed this short video of her waking up. She was doing better because she was shot full of medicine from her visit to the emergency vet the night before, so it was nice to see her somewhat comfortable one last time.

Even at thirteen, she was such a cute dog. I still miss her deeply, but the pain is fading. I’ll never forget her, though!

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Lazy Sunday CCCXCVIII: Cruise Stuff

It’s been nice being back home (even though it was a sad start to last week), but I did enjoy our cruise. I’ve finally lost my “sea legs,” but I’m looking forward to another in the future, although I imagine it’ll be a bit before out next one. That said, I thought I’d share some recent cruise posts:

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

aerial view photography of beach

Phone it in Friday CXXXVIII: YouTube Roundup CXCVIII: Sloths, Iguanas, Birds, and Boomers in Roatán, Honduras

Dr. Wife and I are on the penultimate day of our cruise, one last day at sea before we get back to Tampa, and then Charlotte, and then South Carolina. It’s been a really enjoyable trip before she starts her “big girl” job post-residency.

We’ve had several stops on this cruise, including two in Mexico and one in Belize City. Our favorite stop, however, was at Roatán, Honduras.

Roatán is an island off the coast of Honduras. It has the feel of both an island and the mountains, as it’s essentially a forty-ish-mile long mountain range with a width of only four-ish miles, so you’re pretty much in the “mountains” when you set foot on shore.

The day we landed in Roatán, the weather was overcast, but quickly turned rainy. The rain then morphed into a torrential downpour mere minutes after got out of our little Hyundai tour bus at a place called “AJ’s Monkeys and Sloths“; it’s the kind of place where I’m pretty sure the owner and his family live on the premises and charge admission for people to see guinea pigs, spider monkeys, and sloths.

It was pretty awesome. The rain was intense, not unlike the sudden downpours we’ll get in South Carolina on a really hot, humid afternoon in late summer. The soaking rain gave the whole visit something of a festive and adventurous feel. At one point, a gust of wind knocked loose a tarp, which fell upon Dr. Wife and me, which was humorous and only hastened our steps into a cage with a large parrot.

The staff was amazing. They spoke the best English of any of our various tour guides on the trip. Apparently, Roatán has a large English-speaking population. Lots of places had English names attached to them, and Dr. Wife and I cracked up to learn that Bojangle’s—yes, the Southern fried chicken franchise—was ubiquitous on the island. I did a little research (talked to AI), and learned that Bojangle’s experimented with international franchises, and the only one that worked was the initial one in Roatán, where the English-speaking population, coupled with the popularity of spicy fried chicken in the Caribbean and Central America, made it an instant hit.

We also visited an iguana farm, but because the rain cooled things down so much (Dr. Wife actually had the heat running in our stateroom when we returned), they largely stayed in the trees. On a hot day, they apparently descend from the trees and bask and feed on the shore. Also, they are a delicacy, and our tour guide told us that, if prepared properly, they taste “better than chicken.” The owners of this particular iguana farm raise them to protect them from the cook’s pot, so it functions as a sanctuary. They also protect tarpan and some other local fish species that are popular with Honduran cooks.

There was one really obnoxious Boomer grandma on the trip with her two young grandchildren. She kept asking annoying questions in that voice that George Costanza’s mom has, but even more irritating. The cruise line indicated the tour was about four hours, but the actual tour was around three-and-a-half. The lady piped up and asked if we were going to lunch. You could almost hear a mental groan from everyone on the bus. I actually said, “no” from the back of the bus. I’d like to think I was something a a hero that day.

Regardless, here’s a little video about all the stuff we saw in Roatán (including the Boomer lady):

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TBT: Phone it in Friday CXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXIV: Cruise Art

I’m writing today’s post the morning that we head out for our flight before our current cruise (that’s a lot of clauses). I’m excited to see what kinds of modern art adorn our current ship, as it’s a different one (I think) than the one from our honeymoon.

As such, it seemed like a fun time to look back at the art from that honeymoon cruise. Some of it was quite odd.

With that, here is 19 December 2025’s “Phone it in Friday CXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXIV: Cruise Art“:

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Lazy Sunday CCCXCVI: Cruisers

As you’re reading this post, dear readers, Dr. Wife and I should be cruising the high seas, adrift in a wonderland of luxury somewhere in the Gulf of America (née Mexico). As such, why not cast our gaze back to cruise- and cruiser-related posts of yestyear (specifically, last yesteryear):

Happy Sunday—and, if you’re also on a cruise, Happy Cruising!

—TPP

Phone it in Friday CXXXVI: YouTube Roundup CXCVI: Loaches

A couple of weekends back Dr. Wife and I purchased three weather loaches (sometimes called “dojo loaches“) from a seller on eBay. The loaches were due to arrive this past Monday, which was perfect timing: it was after Dr. Wife’s residency graduation and the related weekend of festivities.

Before the dogs and I departed (one last time—praise the Lord!) for North Carolina and the graduation weekend, I received an e-mail update: the loaches were arriving early! It turns out they showed up on our front stoop sometime last Friday, the day of Dr. Wife’s graduation dinner.

After doing some hasty research (talking to CoPilot), I learned that loaches ship very well and can tolerate the low oxygen environment of a mylar bag for up to a week. The fish had shipped out of Texas around midweek, so they were safe to sit on our front stoop for a day.

Of course, the South Carolina heat is intense right now, and when I arrived home, the bricks of our front stoop were emanating heat. The seller packaged the loaches well, including a few ice packs to keep things cold; those packs were completely thawed out. Upon getting the box inside and open, I could immediately tell that one loach had not survived the journey, with a second in questionable condition.

I began the usual process of introducing new fish to the pond: floating the bag for about thirty minutes so the water temperature in the bag could adjust to the pond’s temperature, then opening the bag and ladling in some pond water, allowing the bagged loaches to float for another fifteen minutes or so. When I added the water, I reached down to pull out the deceased one; in doing so, the other loaches began moving quite actively. Huzzah!

In the aquarium trade, sellers that ship fish almost always send an extra fish or two in case of any “D.O.A.s” (dead-on-arrivals). This seller was no different: they sent us four loaches, so with the loss, we still had the full contingent of three we purchased. Naturally, I would have loved for all four of them to have survived, but such are the risks.

As of the time of writing (Thursday morning), I have not found any loaches dead in our filter, so they seem to be doing well.

With loaches, we won’t see them too frequently. They largely live at the bottom of the pond, burrowing into the soil. That burrowing aerates the soil and keeps it fresh, releasing helpful nutrients into the water column. They’ll also eat detritus and other little dribs and drabs that drift down there.

They’re called “weather” loaches because they are responsive to changes in barometric pressure (indeed, they require a certain number of cold days in the winter and a certain shift in pressure to induce mating and breeding behaviors. If there is a sudden drop in pressure, they will (likely) surface. They also tend to surface after the other fish have fed.

We spent a little bit extra to get a golden color morph so we can see the loaches (and, less importantly, to match the aesthetic of our rosy red minnows) more frequently. They are really cool critters, something between a fish and an eel.

Today’s video examines the introduction of these humorous animals into our koi pond.

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Phone it in Friday CXXXVI: YouTube Roundup CXCVI: More Baby Minnows—and Koi!

With the summer heat bringing warmer water to the pond, the koi and the rosy red minnows have been more active than ever. As noted, our rosy reds have reproduced, hatching at least two batches of fries (baby fish). Dr. Wife first spotted the tiniest, rice-like babies swimming about a month ago, and those initial hatchlings are growing quickly into squiggly adolescence. You can see the eyes on the sides of their tiny bodies now, which is humorous—they have these kind of bug-eyes. In addition, we’re seeing more “grains of rice” swimming around.

The koi are also doing well. We’re up to feeding them about three times a day. Our koi food recommends five daily feedings at current water temperatures, but I find that the koi are good with two or three feedings. The pond is quieter in the mornings, so I rarely feed them before lunchtime; after lunch, though, the koi are hungry and ready to eat!

What’s fun is that the baby rosy reds will swim up and nibble on the koi feed right next to the massive koi! They don’t seem stressed out by the koi at all. The larger adults aren’t, either. I’m sure that our koi have nibbled on a rosy red from time to time by mistake, but it amuses me how even the tiniest babies will swim right into the middle of a koi feeding frenzy to get a nibble at some feed.

The pond is bursting with life. Dragonflies and other insects will dip down for a drink, and it’s cool seeing how they’ll use the surface tension of the water to rest on top of it while sipping. One time I accidentally started a lizard into the pond, and he skittered across the surface to the other side! The koi and rosy reds are likely eating any mosquito eggs and larvae that manage to get into the pond, and the always-running filter likely dissuades mosquitoes from laying eggs there in the first place. It’s such a beautiful little ecosystem.

Maintaining this pond and adding fish and snails to it has been such a blessing. The babies are confirmation that we’re doing something right: the original rosy reds were comfortable and safe and fed enough to lay eggs and bring them fruition. The babies swimming about brings us so much joy.

I particularly love how delighted Dr. Wife gets anytime we feed the fish. She has a lifelong fear of fish, but you wouldn’t know it; she’s even tried touching them! Her sister/my sister-in-law is shocked and amused, because Dr. Wife loves these little creatures. When I mentioned that some pond keepers will cull excess fish, she balked at that idea—so do I! We’re not anywhere near that point, but I’m already researching starting an indoor tank for some of our rosy reds, where I’d also like to introduce some non-color-morphed fathead minnows (rosy reds are just a color morph of the fathead minnow) to breed some cool colors (most will turn drab olive, but some will have little rosy speckles).

God Is Good! I hope our thankfulness to Him comes across in today’s fishy videos.

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