Right at the end of 2024, I churned out some truly absurd content for my YouTube channel.  I may have shared some of this content here on the blog, but I can’t quite remember—that whole festive season is now a foggy, happy blur.

Regardless, you’re in for a treat.  I’ve got a sultry, satin pillowcase; a pizza covered in Vidalia onions; and a glimpse back into the Christmases of yesteryear.

Fat Man Marvels at Satin Pillow

Sometimes I’m desperate for content.  Making a video of the satin pillowcase from Dr. Girlfriend was a good way to make some meaningless, absurd content (for what it’s worth, the pillowcase is quite comfortable—and my head does not slide right off).

Bachelor Chow 101: Christmas Cuisine (w/ “O Holy Night”)

Sometimes you just need to marvel at the unparalleled glory of a delicious pizza covered in mostly raw Vidalia onions.  ‘Tis the season!

A Depression Era Christmas

I do a hammy Mid-Atlantic accent while trying to cut an orange with a dangerously dull knife.

Happy Viewing!

—TPP