Today is my birthday. I’m thirty-seven today, and am on the downward slide towards forty.
But even on my birthday, I must deliver the goods. Since it’s Monday, that means a movie review, and this flick is really quite fun.
The film is Boys from County Hell (2020), a comedic vampire movie that takes place in rural Ireland. My family and I had the opportunity to visit Ireland in 2006, and the film’s setting really reminded me of that trip.
The premise is straightforward: in the small, dying town of Six Mile Hill, there is a stone cairn in the middle of a farmer’s field. The cairn is said to be the grave of Abhartach, an ancient Irish vampire who is said to have been the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
The cairn—indeed, the entire town—is threatened by a proposed new bypass. The bypass will route so much traffic away from the town, it will kill the struggling local economy. Naturally, the construction will also move directly through the cairn.
You can probably see where this is going.

