Our senior correspondent and resident cryptozoologist Audre Myers is back with a veritable buffet of Bigfoot footage—some plausible, most of it garbage, much like eating at a Golden Corral.  There are some surprisingly toothsome morsels surrounded by a great deal of flabby, fattening fluff.

Audre shares a video here with thirteen different alleged Bigfoot sightings.  She breaks each one down with her distinct brand of cryptozoological analysis.

With that, here’s Audre’s Bigfoot Buffet:

He’s baaaack! This compilation video has a few saving graces – very few, but we take ’em when we get ’em. Here’s the video:

And here’s my breakdown:

#1 – This is an elderly bigfoot; it looks very real to me. Notice the balding on his head and patches of hair missing from his chest. We all age, all things age, all creatures age. I think this is a very interesting capture.

#2 – Compelling facial hair but I hate how they tried to manipulate the photo to ‘prove’ a point. I think they missed it by a country mile. What we see in the original photo is far more convincing.

#3 – Look at the width of the shoulders. How many ‘fat guys in suits’ have a shoulder span like that?

#4 – No good; too distorted.

#5 – No good; too distorted.

#6 – No good; just stupid – why bother to show it? (Laughing – I love the way he spells ‘chest’, lol.)

#7 – No good.

#8 – You may recognize Jesus Payan, Jr. from the television show Breaking Bad. None of his bigfoot stuff is any good.

#9 – No good; if you want impressive, search ‘leaping bigfoot – Russia’ on YouTube.

#10 – No good; too far away and not enough detail.

#11 – Interesting but … hmmm; not sure. This is a new photo to me. Just when I think I’ve seen everything, someone comes up with a surprise.

#12 – No good; not enough detail and I can’t make heads or tails out of the second photo.

#13 – Fascinating photo! Not crystal clear but sufficient detail to know that’s not a ‘monkey suit’. I think it’s remarkable, quite frankly.

So there you have it. Welcome to my world. It reminds me very much of the saying, “You gotta kiss a lot of frogs to get a prince”.