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I’m officially announcing my retirement from an ill-fated career of attempting to date single Christian women over 30. I gave it my best shot, but this demographic consists of some of the most broken, spiritually confused, and cruel people I have ever encountered.
To be clear: “not all Christian women over 30 are like that”; indeed, the ones that have been married and have kids are ironically among the best of that group. After all, they’ve fulfilled their God-Given function: they’ve birthed and reared children. Something snaps in most women if they haven’t given birth by 30 or 35; they truly become unhinged, and it manifests itself in a number of unpleasant ways.
But childless “Christian” women over thirty are particularly awful. Here is the pattern I’ve noticed:
- Woman spends her twenties riding The Carousel
- Woman experiences major conversion or reversion experience right as she is hitting The Wall and her sexual marketplace value (SMV) is starting to crater
- Woman’s newfound “faith”—and plenty of man-bashing/woman-affirming pastors—convinces woman that she is a “pearl of great price” (which doesn’t even make sense biblically) or “more precious than rubies,” giving her an inflated sense of her value in the dating pool
- Woman demands wealthy, physically fit, tall, aggressively-masculine-but-gentle-as-a-lamb man with the desert-sculpted physique of Jesus on the Cross because she’s a “holy princess” or some such nonsense
- Woman brutally critiques any weaknesses or shortcomings in a potential partner and justifies it as helpful honesty and as a “guarding her heart“
- Woman likely still sleeps around with Chads, chalking it up to “struggling with her faith”; woman continues to reject decent, normal Christian men
- Woman occasionally develops a weird, Christian-adjacent mutation, such as being too interested in Judaism or insisting on only eating “organic” foods; this mutation becomes the centerpiece of her personality and she demands total adherence to it as a qualification, not understanding things like “compromise” and “reasonableness” exist
The delusion among this demographic is through the roof. Instead of their alleged “faith” encouraging introspection, humility, and gratitude, it manifests itself as a perverted sense of self-worth.
The Blood of Jesus Washes away our sins, but it does not make us sexier.
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