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Several Internet memesters and commentators have drawn parallels between Trump’s rise, fall, and return to the original Star Wars trilogy: his first term was A New Hope (1977); his stolen re-election bid was The Empire Strikes Back (1980); and his triumphant return (in just two days!) is Return of the Jedi (1983).
I’m not one to reduce all of human experience and history to pop culture touchstones—it drives me crazy when people reduce their entire understanding of the world to Harry Potter references—but I think the comparison is apt here. Trump won election in 2016 against all odds, taking on an Establishment that at first dismissed him as a political sideshow (myself included), then came to fear him. Much like the scrappy group of Rebel X-wing fighters blowing up the massive Death Star—a symbol of the Establishment’s massive, overwhelming power and reach—Trump and his allies blew up the Clinton regime, to the point that the juggernaut of the Clinton machine was utterly destroyed.
2020 saw the Establishment wise up, pulling out every crooked tactic at their disposal to assure Trump would not see a second term. Just as Lando Calrissian betrayed our heroes to Darth Vader to save his own skin, many fair-weather Trump supporters abandoned him in his hour of need, and even supported lesser “alternatives” in a morally compromised bid for relevance. This era would last well into the 2024 Republican primaries.
Then came 5 November 2024, the best Guy Fawkes Day in modern history. It was The Return of the Jedi, with Trump boldly marching directly into the wicked, venal, degenerate palace of the Establishment to free the J-6 political prisoners—and America—just as Luke strode confidently into Jabba’s Palace to confront the lugubrious crime lord over the capture of Han Solo.
We’re at the beginning of that flick now. The momentum is on Trump’s side. He’s already redeemed the fallen Tech Bros, just as Luke led his father to redemption. More machine than men, the tech oligarchs have fallen dutifully behind Trump.
Now: can they destroy the Emperor?
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