Monday Morning Movie Review: Coda (1987)

A film in which the villain is a failed composer—that hits close to home!  And it’s the premise (roughly) of the 1987 made-for-TV Australian film Coda (1987).  The film is also notable for its use of women in all the lead roles, which would now be a travesty of wokery, but at the time was mildly interesting (it also works because the women aren’t perfectly strong, tough, and smart; the female police detective, for example, seems pretty incompetent, which rings true).  Regular readers know that yours portly is an avid supporter of all women, so you can be sure that I approved of this artistic decision.

Coda is very much a 1980s film—the outfits, the haircuts, etc.  I imagine Australia is one of those countries that is like Idaho:  it’s ten years behind the United States in terms of fashion and pop culture, but it’s still on the same trajectory.  I might be completely wrong about that, but that is the sense I got watching this flick.

Regardless, Coda is an enjoyable little thriller.  It opens with a women being murdered—gasp!—and a goofy passer-by—the lead character’s ex-husband—is framed up for the job when he attempts to offer the dying woman aid.  No good deed goes unpunished, it seems, and the female police detective is convinced the ex-husband is the culprit.  Surprisingly, the ex-wife/lead protagonist doesn’t believe her bumbling ex-husband could be the culprit and begins her own investigation.

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Monday Morning Movie Review: Brainscan (1994)

There’s something about watching bad horror flicks from the 1990s that I always find amusing.  This week’s film, Brainscan (1994), really hits that amusement in that it features a teen protagonist living in an attic bedroom full of crazy audio-visual gadgetry that would have been wildly impractical at the time.  The film gives that 1990s vision of what the near-near-future would look like, with high-tech communications technology based on Windows 3.1.

The lead character, horror-obsessed teen Michael Brower, spends his time in relative isolation in his gadget-filled attic, but also leads a horror movie club at his school.  His best friend Kyle is a lovable doofus, and Michael creepily scopes out his neighbor, Kimberly, who is pretty obviously aware what Michael is doing.

Kyle tells Michael of a cutting edge new interactive experience, the titular Brainscan.  The game promises the ultimate experience in terror.  Michael, jaded by the death of his mother, an absentee father, and lackluster scares, calls the number (1-800-555-FEAR) and sets off down a path of cyber murder.

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Monday Morning Movie Review: The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)

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Imagine a horror film that explores themes of elder abuse and stars John Lithgow as an elderly bully in a New Zealand elder care facility.  Then imagine that John Lithgow uses and/or is used by a plastic baby doll that’s been fashioned into a crude puppet, the butt of which John Lithgow forces old people to lick as he rules nocturnally.

That’s The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024), which stars Lithgow as he squares off against Geoffrey Rush.  Rush portrays a proud, ornery judge recovering from a stroke, and a man who will go to the breaking point before he kisses a puppet’s ass.

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Monday Morning Movie Review: Calvaire (2004)

When I was young I thought that life was so wonderful that foreign films were snooty, arthouse affairs, the kinds of flicks pretentious people only pretended to like in order to look sophisticated.  That’s probably true of some foreign films (and most modern art in general), but I’ve found that the opposite is frequently the case.  Some of the best movies I’ve watched lately were foreign films.

Koreans and Spaniards (of various derivations) make some of the best films.  Much to my surprise and delight, the French make some excellent films, too.

To be clear, some of the crappier stuff I’ve seen have been pretentious French flicks.  My beloved Shudder has a whole collection of French films that are, let’s say, experimental garbage.

But the frogs do get some things right now and then.  One of those is 2004’s Calvaire (alternatively Calvary or The Ordeal).

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