Phone it in Friday CXXVIII: YouTube Roundup CLXXXIX: Snails!

This installment of Phone it in Friday: YouTube Roundup is quite phoned-in, as all of today’s videos were in Wednesday’s post.  But if you prefer to scroll through videos about Japanese Trapdoor Snails and koi ponds instead of reading, today’s post is for you!

Japanese Trapdoor Snails Arrive!

It’s hard to understate how excited I was to get these snails.  Now that they’re here, I want more fish!  Such is the nature of human endeavors—we always want more.  There is always another fish to conquer.

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New Music Tuesday XI: “Sturgeon”

I’m nearly done—I think—with Koi Dance.  I’d like to write one or two more pieces for the collection, particularly one based on Japanese Trapdoor Snails.  I should have fifty-five of the suckers arriving via airmail this afternoon, and I’m excited to plop them into our pond.  They should clean up some of the murkiness quite nicely.

Today’s piece is a return to form for me, with the usual sort of counterpoint and tight harmonization I usually favor.  The first section is particularly based on parallel motion between the two parts, but the second section features a multimeter fugal section.

It’s also the only piece based on a fish that doesn’t live in a koi pond (as far as I know).  But when I heard what I’d scribbled down, it just sounded like a sturgeon!

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New Music Tuesday X: “Aquatic Geometry”

After hearing how “Koi Chorale” turned out last week, I wanted to experiment more with music that, as one of my students put it, “sounds distant.”  Tinkering with music that is bound by a set of semi-rigid internal “rules” has also been top of mind, so I attempted to combine the two into another piece—today’s feature.

The experiment this time was to see where a stepwise melody (moving in seconds) would end up depending on whether the notes moved up or down by seconds.  Most of my composing of late has been some variation on this theme, so it’s nothing new, but that’s where I started.  I also wanted one “hand” or part playing a sustained half note while the opposing “hand” or part moved in a quadruplet of eighth notes.

Having accomplished that, I kept the bottom “hand” consistent across the form.  The top “hand,” however, moved either “down” or “up”:

Then on the third line, I combined the “up” and “down” movements, seeing where they would overlap.

From there, I added another part in Noteflight, which harmonized with the handwritten part.  I added some low brass, too, which just moves in quarter note arpeggios starting on the first and fifth of the chord of each measure.  Pretty straightforward.

I applied heavy pedal markings for all of the instruments, even if (like classical guitar, trombone, and tuba) they don’t have pedals (I think vibraphone, the lead instrument, does have a sustain pedal of sorts, but I could be wrong).  I wanted the notes to “ooze” into each other in a thick, aquatic shimmer, like water washing amorphously into a contained space.

Finally, I plugged everything into Audacity and applied some heavy reverb and other effects, which really lend the piece the distant, melancholy, slightly creepy feeling of an odd dream.

As my former neighbor summarized the piece:

“It’s like a dream, slightly… creepy, but you don’t know WHY…. [it’s m]usic played in the background of your subconscious, which is hazy, fuzzy, and blips in and out, as a porcelain doll named ‘Polly’ requests that you play with her….”

Well put, my friend.  And that is “Aquatic Geometry”:

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New Music Tuesday IX: “Koi Chorale”

Sometimes as an artist you create something that seems to stand apart from your other works.  I’ll be the first to admit that some of the pieces I write are exercises in composing and musical experiments that don’t always succeed.  Implicit to the concept of New Music Tuesday is the chance to workshop pieces and to see what catches attention.  Some pieces seem to have their brief moment and then fade away, to the point that even I start to forget about them.  Others, however, leave an impression.

Sometimes what starts as a musical exercise in form and restraint can lead to stunning results.  Like poetry, restraint and structure and rules make the work better, not worse.  Consider all of the free poetry you’ve heard or read.  How much of it can you remember?  But everyone remembers Robert Frost’s poems.

I’m not comparing today’s piece to the poetry of Robert Frost.  I did, however, follow a (somewhat) strict set of internal rules when composing it.  I never could wrap my head around formal counterpoint (although I was eighteen when I last tried, in an introductory music theory class at the University of South Carolina), but most of my chorales follow a set of self-imposed rules.

For example, the Oboe 1 part consists (until the sixth and seventh measures) of a whole note tied across the bar line to a half note, followed by a half note tied to a whole note.  The Oboe 2 part follows the same pattern except in the first and seventh measures (each phrase is seven measures).  Both parts must be stepwise in their motion.

I can’t remember off the top of my head what rules I imposed on the Bassoon 1 and 2 parts.  They’re slightly different but follow a similar pattern.  By forcing myself to stick (mostly) with these parameters, I ended up with some truly beautiful moments of dissonance and consonance.  I especially love when the Bassoon 2 part—the final part to appear—enters in on the third time through the form.  It enters on a haunting seventh interval interval, and it was fun bending it slowly towards a rich, four-part triad.

The piece starts with Oboe 1 and 2 playing through seven measures.  Bassoon 1 joins on the second time through the seven-measure form; Bassoon 2 joins on the final section.  Naturally, I had to add an “Amen” sequence.

With that, here is the double reed quartet chorale “Koi Chorale”:

Here’s the original manuscript, which just has the two oboe parts; note the mistake I made in the top line, which—because I wanted to stick to the rules—ended up changing the melodic line of the piece:

I may go back and try a different set of rules with that Oboe 1 part to see what I’d originally written sounds like.

Regardless, I am really pleased with how this piece comes out.  My former neighbor, Across the Field Jerry, told me that it reminds him of the organ preludes at his old Lutheran Church.  That made me happy—I love it when reeds, even digital ones, blend so well that they create an organ-like sound.

I added a “Cathedral” preset reverb effect and applied a mastering preset in Audacity to the track.  The cool video effect is called “Vaporwave,” and is a preset effect in the YouTube Create app.  The images were compiled in the iPhone version of iMovie, and come from our koi pond.

I had fun making the cover art (as always, in MS Paint Classic—ha!); I suppose I should have made it four fish:

The koi pictured is Cobbler, our blue koi.  He is a big boy, and when it’s warm out, he loves to skim the surface of the pond looking for food.  I thought his mouth looked like a fishy chorister:

What do you think of this little piece?  Do you prefer writers, composers, etc., adhere to a set of rules and structure when creating, or do you appreciate less stringent creativity?  Let me know!

Happy Listening!

—TPP

TBT^2: Support Culture, Not Political Machines

This week I’ve really been banging the drum (really, really banging it) about folks on the Right supporting their fellow conservatives who create art—books, music, long-form essays, fiction, etc.  We are phenomenally bad about supporting anything that isn’t bog-standard conservative commentary (which is kind of what I used to do here on a more regular basis).

It was serendipitous, then, that when looking back for today’s TBT, I found this piece, which I’d reblogged from a prior piece.  In the original, I argued that donating to the RNC is a waste of money, and that dollars are better allocated to conservative creators.

I stand by that assessment.  Indeed, the intervening years have only deepened that conviction—the conviction for you to send your money to me (and other awesome conservatives), not Mitch McConnell.

With that, here is 27 March 2025’s “TBT: Support Culture, Not Political Machines“:

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Lazy Sunday CCCLXXX: Musical Instruments

Between the SCISA Music Festival, my little saxophone gig, and playing with my old Yamaha PortaSound PSS-50, it’s been a week for musical instruments of all stripes.  As such, I thought I’d look back at those very same posts:

Now, go out and make some music!

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: SCISA Music Festival 2026

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Another SCISA Music Festival is in the books, and it’s a bittersweet occasion for yours portly, as it’s the last one as a music teacher at my current school.  I’ve been taking kids to Columbia, South Carolina for the SCISA Music Festival every year since 2012 (except for one year when I had to stay on campus for our reaccreditation visit, and during the COVID year, when we hired a judge to adjudicate our pianists on campus).  My Instrumental Ensembles, whether in the “Small” or “Large” categories, and either High School or Middle School, have earned Gold medals every year since 2013 (the High School Small Instrumental Ensemble in 2012 earned a Silver for an instrumental rendition of “The Circle of Life”).

Because we are not a traditional concert band, there’s a good bit of “tech” that goes with the group.  Essentially, my Music Ensembles are large rock bands, often with multiple guitars, basses, pianos/keys, and whatever other instruments happen to be enrolled in the class.  One year, I took an ensemble that consisted of the following mélange of instrumentation:  piano, electric piano, viola, alto sax, euphonium, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, electric bass guitar, and ukulele.  It was one of the oddest mixtures, but it worked.
This year, my High School Ensemble featured the typical guitar (all electric), keys, basses (three of them!), and drums, but also alto sax, violin, clarinet, and guzheng.  The last of those is a traditional Chinese stringed instrument.  We incorporated all of that into a cool arrangement of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic “My Favorite Things.”
That selection itself came about as a result of organic creativity.  I was stumped as to what piece to pick for the High School this year, until one of the students came for an after-school lesson and asked to sightread some jazz piano pieces.  We found a Jamie Aebersold book with a number of pieces, including “My Favorite Things.”  He had immense fun playing it.
Just a day before, my older brother had texted me a lengthy live recording of John Coltrane playing the piece.  It seemed serendipitous that my student was also drawn to the piece, so I decided we’d try it as a group.
It began to morph from there.  Our alto saxophonist is phenomenal, and I worked out an odd little “Middle Eastern” scale for him.  Essentially, it’s an E Phrygian scale, but instead of a G natural as the third interval, it’s a G#; to wit:  E F G# A B C D E.  That raised third creates a really interesting interval.
My guzheng player and I also collaborated.  He is a delightful international student from China, and he will often practice during my afternoon planning.  The guzheng typically uses a kind of “open” pentatonic tuning, so he contrived a unique blended tuning in order to get the pitches he needed to play the melody.  I told him that I wanted the piece to sound like “East meets West.”

It all fell into place from there.  One thing I will miss about teaching music in a group is that very process of collaborative creation.  The molding of our arrangement felt like a musical conversation that unfolded gradually, each element falling into place at its appointed time.  The process was truly magical.

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TBT: Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation

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My students and I are back at the SCISA Music Festival this morning, and yours portly has a saxophone gig tonight.  As such, it seemed like a good time to look back at my “Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation” post from 12 March 2025—one year ago today!

The thrust of last year’s post was that, for under $400, you can purchase a decent—not great, but serviceable—alto saxophone.  Indeed, I’m playing at this very same saxophone tonight:

Here are the updated prices for the items I listed last year; remarkably, the price is lower than a year ago; however, Slade seems to be phasing out the horn, as there is only one sax available at the time of writing:

Grand Total$290.67 (down $33.18 from the typical price in 2025) before taxes

With that, here is 12 March 2025’s “Short Sax Starter Pack Recommendation“:

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Bandcamp Friday Returns for 2026 with 90% Off!

Everything on my Bandcamp page is 90% off with promo code moving.  That means my entire discography is $9.21.

That means an individual album, like the popular Spooky Season IV, is just $1.

That’s thirty (30) releases for about $0.31 each.

Again, use promo code moving to get anything and everything for 90% off.

Today (Friday, 6 March 2026) is Bandcamp Friday, so Bandcamp waives their usual sales commission on any purchases.

Sure, streaming is great.  But we all know that what’s on a streaming platform today could disappear tomorrow.

Short of physical media, the best option is a lossless digital download that you own forever.

Also, most of my releases come packed with bonus material:  videos, original artwork, handwritten scores, finished scores, and more.

Those scores have real value:  a copy of the score for “Eight Chorales: Semicircles of Fourths” sold earlier this week for $4.99.  It’s included free when you purchase Math: And Other Delights (just $0.70 with promo code moving).

If you’re interested in supporting independent musicians and original composers, consider supporting my work with your Bandcamp purchase.

And don’t forget to use promo code moving for 90%!

Happy Bandcamp Friday!

—TPP