Phone it in Friday CXLI: YouTube Roundup CCI: Loaches and Water Treatment

Koi Dance is out now on all streaming platforms and at https://tjcookmusic.bandcamp.com. It’s 90% off (!) with promo code koipond. That means it’s $1 for twelve tracks of great music (and that promo code is also good for everything on the site).

The intense summer heat has kept the fish deeper underwater, where they can escape the sun and enjoy cooler temperatures. Even the rosy red minnows, who usually swarm any food we toss into the pond, have been more taciturn of late. It had me a bit worried, but water testing indicates that everything looks good. I imagine we’ll see more activity once temperatures began to back off… in late November—ha!

That said, we’ve had a few fun sightings. One of our intrepid loaches has been making himself known, and it’s always fun seeing those weird, goofy-looking critters near the surface.

Loaches typically live at the bottom of the pond, and like to burrow into the dirty substrate. They eat food that’s fallen to the bottom and generally feed on detritus and what not. But they will surface in response to barometric changes, and we have at least one that loves to explore (I’m pretty sure he’s the same one I saw wriggling around in the filter basket one morning; my attempts to relocate him were marginally successful). It’s always super fun seeing them in the ivy, which our big yellow koi, Sunny, also seems to enjoy.

So it is that I have loach-related videos for you today, as well as one kind of boring update about the unsexy side of pond management.

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🐟Koi🐟 Dance Splashes Up Mogadishu Matt

Mogadish Matt, Somalia’s #1 Libertarian and a longtime friend of the blog, shared a bit about Koi Dance (out today on all streaming platforms and on Bandcamp; 90% off with promo code koipond) on his blog, Free Matt Podcast:

Thanks for the shout-out, my grizzled friend!

Also, I’ll be hosting a listening party tonight (Friday, 7 August 2026) at 8 PM EST; join here.

Thanks again, Matt!

—TPP

Koi Dance Write-Up at Existential Ergonomics

Thanks to Erin at Existential Ergonomics for this awesome write-up of my new album, Koi Dance (out today on all streaming platforms and on Bandcamp; 90% off with promo code koipond).

https://existentialergonomics.wordpress.com/2026/08/07/a-new-release-from-tyler-james-cook-koi-dance/comment-page-1/#respond?page_id=23342

I’ll also be hosting a listening party tonight (Friday, 7 August 2026) at 8 PM EST; join here.

Thanks again, Erin!

—TPP

It’s a 🐟Koi Dance🐟 Bandcamp Friday!

Koi Dance is out TODAY, Friday, 7 August 2026, on all streaming platforms and at https://tjcookmusic.bandcamp.com!

It’s 90% off (!) with promo code koipond. That means it’s $1 for twelve tracks of great music (or 8⅓ cents per track).

That promo code is also good for everything on the site, including a full discography purchase. That means you can get thirty-one (31) releases—almost all of which include tons of original artwork, scores, videos, essays, etc.—for $9.70 with promo code koipond.

Look at that cute little koi!

To put that into perspective, if you purchased every release on my Bandcamp page individually, it would cost $194. Purchasing the full discography (just click on any release to see the option to purchase my full discography) comes with a built-in 50% discount, so that brings the cost down to $97.

Use promo code koipond, and the price plummets to $9.70. That’s less than any one of my albums at full freight. It’s less than a small pizza. It’s less than two cups of coffee.

But if you buy just one release—or even just stream one release—make it Koi Dance. It’s my best release in awhile.

Also, I’m hosting a free listening party to the entire album tonight, Friday, 7 August 2026, at 8 PM EST. You can join in on the fun and conversation here: https://tjcookmusic.bandcamp.com/live/koi-dance-listening-party

Finally, it’s Bandcamp Friday, which means Bandcamp waives their usual 15% cut of sales, making it the absolute best time to support your favorite pudgy composer—me!

I love this album cover!
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Phone it in Friday CXXXVI: YouTube Roundup CXCVI: Loaches

A couple of weekends back Dr. Wife and I purchased three weather loaches (sometimes called “dojo loaches“) from a seller on eBay. The loaches were due to arrive this past Monday, which was perfect timing: it was after Dr. Wife’s residency graduation and the related weekend of festivities.

Before the dogs and I departed (one last time—praise the Lord!) for North Carolina and the graduation weekend, I received an e-mail update: the loaches were arriving early! It turns out they showed up on our front stoop sometime last Friday, the day of Dr. Wife’s graduation dinner.

After doing some hasty research (talking to CoPilot), I learned that loaches ship very well and can tolerate the low oxygen environment of a mylar bag for up to a week. The fish had shipped out of Texas around midweek, so they were safe to sit on our front stoop for a day.

Of course, the South Carolina heat is intense right now, and when I arrived home, the bricks of our front stoop were emanating heat. The seller packaged the loaches well, including a few ice packs to keep things cold; those packs were completely thawed out. Upon getting the box inside and open, I could immediately tell that one loach had not survived the journey, with a second in questionable condition.

I began the usual process of introducing new fish to the pond: floating the bag for about thirty minutes so the water temperature in the bag could adjust to the pond’s temperature, then opening the bag and ladling in some pond water, allowing the bagged loaches to float for another fifteen minutes or so. When I added the water, I reached down to pull out the deceased one; in doing so, the other loaches began moving quite actively. Huzzah!

In the aquarium trade, sellers that ship fish almost always send an extra fish or two in case of any “D.O.A.s” (dead-on-arrivals). This seller was no different: they sent us four loaches, so with the loss, we still had the full contingent of three we purchased. Naturally, I would have loved for all four of them to have survived, but such are the risks.

As of the time of writing (Thursday morning), I have not found any loaches dead in our filter, so they seem to be doing well.

With loaches, we won’t see them too frequently. They largely live at the bottom of the pond, burrowing into the soil. That burrowing aerates the soil and keeps it fresh, releasing helpful nutrients into the water column. They’ll also eat detritus and other little dribs and drabs that drift down there.

They’re called “weather” loaches because they are responsive to changes in barometric pressure (indeed, they require a certain number of cold days in the winter and a certain shift in pressure to induce mating and breeding behaviors. If there is a sudden drop in pressure, they will (likely) surface. They also tend to surface after the other fish have fed.

We spent a little bit extra to get a golden color morph so we can see the loaches (and, less importantly, to match the aesthetic of our rosy red minnows) more frequently. They are really cool critters, something between a fish and an eel.

Today’s video examines the introduction of these humorous animals into our koi pond.

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