No New Music Tuesday

Happy Tuesday, dear readers!

No New Music Tuesday today, I’m afraid.  With the school year winding down, several aspects of the job are winding up as we enter into exam review season.  I’m attempting to squeeze in one last mini-unit covering the Renaissance, the Protestant Reformation, and European exploration in the span of three lessons, so my unstructured time has been spent putting together slides for  those quite vast topics.  We’ll see if I can speed run the biggest events of 1300-1600!

The point is not an in-depth analysis of these major movements, but to keep the students a taste before they head into United States History next year.  The first part of United States History examines the political, social, and religious context of late medieval/early modern Europe, as that context is significant in the exploration and colonization of the Americas.  I’d like the students to finish the “story” of World History in such a way that it dovetails with the “story” of United States History.

I’ve tinkered with my latest composition, “Japanese Trapdoor Snails,” slightly, but have hit a bit of a block with it.  As with writer’s block, the solution is simply to write—in this case, music.  To do that, though, I need to have a bit more unstructured time, and what I’ve had has been dedicated to more pressing matters.

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Border Towns

The new town where Dr. Wife and I reside is about twenty minutes from the border between North and South Carolina.  When I go up to visit her at her little apartment in North Carolina (she’s living there during the weeks as she finishes up her medical residency), I drive through some tiny South Carolina border towns, places with names like “Tatum” and “McColl.”  The comparatively larger Laurinburg is on the North Carolina side of the border.

These little towns have some interesting features.  On the South Carolina side of the border, they’re tiny.  Tatum is a few ramshackle buildings and a local manufacturer; I’m not sure there’s even a gas station there.  McColl has a bit more going on, but not much.  This section of northeastern South Carolina is very rural, and lies far enough from major Interstates and other population centers that they’re not receiving much beyond commuter traffic, which usually flows out of these communities.

There’s also the people that want to buy fireworks.  On the South Carolina side, there are more and more fireworks stands the closet one gets to the State line.  Even though we’re still two months away from Independence Day, I will see multiple cars parked at these places when I drive by, so there is apparently an appetite for colorful explosives year-round.

Fireworks are apparently lucrative.  On the outskirts of McColl, the last town before hitting the North Carolina border, there is a little floral shop.  It’s cute and sports a faded but fun shade of pink.  On its sign, it advertises flowers—and fireworks.

As one drives closer to the North Carolina border, there are a number of dilapidated—or even entirely missing—video arcades.  I have vague childhood recollections of driving past similar places along the SC-NC border and getting excited that there were video game establishments, but my parents explained they were not arcades like we knew from the mall, but places where people played video poker.  One of these establishments has a garish onion dome a la the Kremlin or the Taj Mahal.  It is completely vacant.

Video poker was legal in South Carolina at some point in the 1990s.  The convenience store next to my late maternal grandfather’s furniture store in Bath, South Carolina had a video poker cabinet (it may have been blackjack), and I remember thinking it was insane that it cost a whopping two dollars to play.  Of course, it was likely illegal for me to play it; even if it weren’t, it was too expensive.

Remember, these were the days when most arcade games cost a quarter to play.  A good game—something really premium—cost fifty cents.  A really awesome, cutting-edge game at, say, Myrtle Beach might cost a dollar.  Two bucks to play a hand of poker or blackjack was outrageous (and not very appealing to a kid, anyway), but I imagine many a workman blew his pay packet at these machines every Friday night hoping to escape their situations (yes, there were desperately poor people in the 1990s).

I briefly (and unfortunately) dated the daughter of one of the guys who invented the video poker machine; he became a drug addict, which is tragic but, like most tragedies, also poetic.  She was a hot mess (emphasis on the mess, not the hot), and was emblematic of what I call “nouveau riche rednecks.”  They’re a type that jump from poverty to wealth too quickly, retaining a great deal of the trashiness associated with riotous country folk.  Imagine the people who spend all their money on four-wheelers and jet skis and $80,000 pickup trucks.

To be clear, I’m just two generations removed from poverty on my father’s side.  But my paternal grandfather and grandmother weren’t that kind of “country” Southerner that seem to be either the best or worst of people.  They were something else, due in large part to their devotion to Christ.  Yes, my Papa worked in the textile mill and Mama was a custodian at the library.  When I was a little kid, and Papa was retired, I thought he was a scrap dealer:  he would drive around in his awesome 1980s Honda Civic hatchback and pick up items people had tossed on the side of the road, then host a huge yard sale every fall.  Papa would boast about how the Save-a-Lot brand canned spaghetti and meatballs had one more meatball per can than Chef Boyardee; it struck me as the wisest thing I’d ever heard.

But I digress.  The point is that we slowly emerged from that milieu.  We did not succumb to the video poker bubble; indeed, I imagine my parents and grandparents were glad to see it go.  Governor David Beasley famously lost his re-election bid in the 1998 South Carolina gubernatorial race to Democrat Jim Hodges in large part because Beasley opposed video poker and a State lottery.  It was an object lesson in how the people will clamor for their own destruction, which is itself proof that they shouldn’t be allowed to gamble.

Well, they can’t get their video poker fix in South Carolina, but crossing the border into North Carolina’s Scotland County immediately presents visitors with multiple cinderblock boxes with neon signs shouting “777” and “Skill Games.”  These hastily-constructed hotboxes host video and other forms of gambling.  South Carolinians itching to risk their paycheck on a pipedream can easily hop the border, just as North Carolinians eager to explode LEGO men in their backyard with bottle rockets and Roman Candles can scuttle on down to South Carolina.

There’s something about that liminal space (to use a favorite buzzword of Internet essayists everywhere) in border regions that brings out the unsavoriness of human nature.  In a zone where legal and cultural and political identities melt into one another, unimagined possibilities gain life.  There are always merchants of vice willing to imagine those possibilities for their desperate customers—for a price.

At least in South Carolina the vice we sell is fireworks, which are more of a fun novelty than a depraved invitation to dark deeds.  I’d rather light up the sky with explosives than descend into the darkness of a vape-filled, cinderblocked gambling dungeon.

Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 6

Today is the last day of a special sale of short stories and short story collections over at Based Book Sale, and yours portly’s collection of absurdist detective stories is in the sale.  Normally I’d link directly to The One-Minute Mysteries of Inspector Gerard: The Ultimate Flatfoot, but I’d recommend purchasing it through the sale’s link so they can track sales figures accurately.  Regardless, the eBook/Kindle version is just $0.99 from now through midnight PST on tonight (Wednesday, 25 March 2026).  —TPP

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the final chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here’s the riveting conclusion to The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapters 4-5

Yours portly made a major error last week:  I hastily posted the fifth chapter of The Man from Historical Accuracy and called it “Chapter 4”—d’oh!  To maintain the schedule, I’m posting Chapter 4 today and re-posting Chapter 5 in the same post.  My apologies!  —TPP

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

Chapter 4

MHA 4. Germany. 1942.

The Man from Historical Accuracy has work to do in Germany at the height of the Second World War. American bombers are pounding the cities in the day. The RAF come at night.

He materialized in his spacer over Berlin in the late morning. He asked the console,

What is the time?’

Winter, 1942,’ the disembodied voice said.

He was high enough to avoid the last few squadrons of B17s turning for home. He caught sight of and flew close to the underside and right of a P51 Mustang fighter escort. The pilot didn’t see him but one of his friends did. The spacer’s scanning receiver tuned itself to their frequency.

Hey Mac! Hey, buddy! You got one under your wing!’

Without a second’s pause, the fighter rolled over and broke left. MHA was impressed with the pilot’s reactions. He was sure he couldn’t have handled a Mustang like that. But his spacer was now locked to the antique machine and shadowed every move. The frantic Mustang pilot dived into a cloud but not before the other – his wingman? – bracketed MHA with cannon fire. The high explosive shells hit the field surrounding him and disappeared into some time a week before. Someone on the ground last Wednesday may be surprised by phantom cannon shells dropping from nowhere but in reality, the chances of a similar aerial battle last week were strong enough.

MHA cancelled the lock and separated from the first plane. He braked to a halt inside the cloud. The two Americans flew on, racing to catch up with the bombers. They would report UFOs – Foo Fighters would come a couple of years later – when they got home again but in the heat of the moment…! The Germans would think the two radar targets becoming three was a break up in mid air; if they noticed anything peculiar at all.

He slanted down and braked to a halt over the Reichstag roof. He landed in a nook behind the cupola out of sight of the ground. There was a service door. He scanned the walls with his wrist scanner. With nobody about, he adjusted the wrist and a powerful magnetic field unbolted and unlocked it. He was inside now. He erected a holo plan of the building.

Selecting a little used storeroom on the top floor, he made his way there. Identifying the correct door he found it was unlocked. He went in and switched on the lights. Perfect! It was large enough. Dusty drapes shaded the windows; piles of chairs and bric-a-brac lined the walls. A central table looked strong enough to support the spacer. If not he could always adjust the weight.

He tapped on his wrist holo sensor, selected co-ordinates, stabbed at an icon labelled “Transfer” and stood back. A shimmer, a tremor in the time fabric then the spacer materialised centre stage on the table. The table seemed strong enough. He climbed into the cabin, adjusted the recliner and settled down to wait. In the evening, von Braun would gain all the resources he needed for his rocket program. When they saw the spacer, their sneaky little eyes would gleam with greed. They would do what he asked. Anything he asked.

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Chapter 5

MHA 5. Dallas. Texas

Just before noon, Dallas, 1963 November 22nd, The Man from Historical Accuracy materialised his spacer on the sixth floor of the Texas Book Depository. He flipped up the clear canopy up and climbed out. The slightly built man came to greet him. He’d seen this trick before. He was not so spooked now but he still plucked up the courage to ask;

‘How do you do that?’

‘Russian; you’ve been to Russia, you know how advanced they are over there.’

The slightly built man nodded but didn’t care to contradict. Instead, he asked;

‘Did you bring the rifle?’

‘Here, it is; a 1940 vintage 6.5 mm caliber Carcano, otherwise known as, inaccurately, I hear, a Mannlicher Carcano.’

‘I won’t be able to hit jack shit with that.’

‘You were in the US Marines, a marksman…’

‘Yeah, I guess, but it’s been a while.’

‘Well, try anyway.’ There’s a backup, he thought. Whatever, it will make them come down hard on Cuba and stiffen their resolve, their stance against the Russians.

‘And you get me outa here in your flying torpedo boat?’

‘Sure. The place will be swarming with cops and FBI in minutes after the gunshot. Wouldn’t do to have you found here… OK, this window should do it, one two, three…yes, this one…’

‘Does it matter which? All look the same to me…’

‘The reflections will hide you in the glare best from this one.’

‘Right. Got the ammo?’

‘Yup, here you go. Are you going to check the weapon over?’ He watched as the man stripped the gun down. Competently enough, he thought. He was reassured as he wiped the parts clean. His eyes narrowed slightly and then he relaxed as the man failed to wipe clean that part of the barrel shrouded by the stock. His palm print was there for the record. History was satisfied. He relaxed.

As 1230 drew nearer, MHA checked all was in order. Sixth floor? Check. Right window? Check. Right weapon? Check. Right year? He backed off a way to stop the man peering too closely at his timepiece. There was a shudder.

‘Earthquake?’ said the man, alarmed.

‘Yup, just a tremor…’ but now MHA was worried. It was a tremor all right. A time tremor. This was a significant part of history. MHA desperately wanted to be here to witness it but he was overstaying his welcome.

Time was a little tight. A message from the time ship up in orbit; back in 1943, the RAF were nearly finished loading the Anthrax containers on the Lancasters and Halifaxes; that Churchill was holding out to the last minute to give them the go ahead. He must go straight away to London and persuade Mr Bloody British Bulldog to stand down from madness.

Trouble was there was a comet coming through and the time strings were vibrating and shuddering like mad.

It would not do to be late.

Late! How could he, a time traveller, a manager of time itself, be late?

He tried to explain the theory to Einstein earlier in the century but the genius rejected his explanation, shaking his head when MHA refused to divulge his written workings. In the future, even Hawking queried him, so he stopped trying.

The presidential cavalcade appeared. 12:28. He looked down at the man with the rifle.

‘You ready down there?’

‘I guess…’

The big open limousine swept into their line of sight. The crowd were cheering frantically, drowning out anything as noisy as a gunshot. MHA watched the Secret Service men running, jogging alongside the President’s car. They looked mean and tough with their dark shades and hawk-like scanning of the crowd.

Up on the sixth floor MHA watched the man’s finger on the trigger. He watched as his trigger finger knuckle whitened, as he breathed in, as he let the air out slowly then held the last of his breath. The man fired, the rifle kicked. It was done. MHA, looking through his binopters, hissed in dismay and exasperation.

‘Idiot! You’ve just shot the President of the USA!’

‘Shee-it! Show me! God dam! We gotta get going, sheeee-it and damn!’

‘You were supposed to kill Jacquie Onassis, you fool!’

The man looked at him, uncomprehending. He’d flung the gun down. His eyes wild, he clawed at his hair and danced around in frenzy.

‘Do something! You gotta do something! Get me out…for Chrissakes!’

He paused, calming himself. MHA was striding towards his spacer that was doing peculiar things; changing colour, going transparent. Frightened he may be left behind, he ran to join him. MHA was aboard, strapping in, flicking switches. The rear half of the machine was semi transparent and the slight man hesitated in fear.

MHA shouted.   ‘Don’t get in while it’s immaterial! You’ll die!’

The man who would go down in history as the killer of JFK stepped back.

The machine pulsed in and out of reality, getting fainter.

‘You said “Onansis”, “Onartis”, something! She is Jacquie Kennedy, Bouvier Kennedy!’

‘Yes, yes,’ said MHA irritably. ‘Look, I can’t take you – I-I-I’m sorry!’

He was getting fainter by the second. The time ship up above was preparing to transfer him.

‘If it means anything, I really am sorry – you will not stand trial for this! I promise!’

He was gone. The slight man fled. Fled into the future at normal human pace, a one way trip for most.

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Sudo Nonym to protect the innocent in a dubious world, he has 3 grandkids and lives with his wife of 40 years in a secret location with a cat and untidy workshops where he finds it easier writing about his inventions than actually making them work.

Writing themes include time travel, spies, speculation over other worlds and, not to chase or challenge the climate change theories, to complain bitterly were something to go wrong we’re not going the right way to prepare for it. Houses that float on water or tall pilings at least, boats to move about and inexpensive flying machines rather than the preserve of the rich or those with the application to fly them. Money where mouth is, he is a licensed private pilot.

staten island ferry boat john f kennedy new york city

Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 4

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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Lazy Sunday CCCXLXVIII: Imperial Ambition

While I was focused on moving most of my junk to the new house (and yet, there’s more bric-a-brac left to move), the United States and Israel let loose the dogs of war against Iran.  In light of that, I thought I’d cast back to some posts from earlier this year about nationalism, imperialism, and the like.

Let Loose the Murph of War

This edition of Lazy Sunday is largely a rehash of Lazy Sunday CCCXLXIII: Empire, but I’m tossing in some spicy Mongol content, too:

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

TBT: Midweek Mongol Madness

It’s my second consecutive year teaching World History (I taught it last school year for the first time since the 2011-2012 school year—whoa!), and I’m pleased to see that I’m two weeks ahead of schedule compared to where I was last year.  That’s likely due to having a bunch of my lessons done this year, so I’m not trying to pad out lectures with a bunch of riffing.

So it is that, as of the time of writing, I’ve just covered the Mongols in detail (minus a couple of slides before we talk about medieval Japan).

The Mongols are wildly fascinating, in part because they were wild—nomadic horsemen who would drink the blood of their horses when they were low on supplies; wore silk underwear that served as protection against arrows; and would switch horses mid-ride, spending as much as ten days in their saddles.  Under Genghis Khan, they spilled an immense amount of blood, slaughtering an estimated 40,000,000 (that’s forty million) people, equivalent to low-end estimates of those who perished in the Second World War.  Again, these are estimates—numbers from the thirteenth century aren’t necessarily reliable—but that comes to roughly 13% of the global population at the time.  Indeed, while writing these numbers, they seemed fantastically large; I had to go back and consult my World History textbook (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link, at no additional cost to you).

Genghis Khan’s conquests, as well as those of his successors, brought an odd peace, the Pax Mongolica (also an Amazon Affiliate link), to Eurasia for about 100 years.  It was the peace of the graveyard, as so many people were killed in the course of these invasions, there was no one troublesome enough left to cause a ruckus.  It also marked one of the few times in human history that a single political unit (sort of) controlled the great Eurasian steppes, allowing for the (alleged) journeys of Marco Polo and doubtlessly thousands of other unsung but intrepid merchants, missionaries, and explorers.

Naturally, the largest land-based empire ever to exist in the world could not long survive.  The Mongol Empire was probably never anything as such—a single, unified political unit—but more of an amalgamation of tribes, peoples, and regions swearing allegiance to the Great Khan.  After Genghis Khan’s death, the empire was divided into four khanates, with an ostensible Great Kahn ruling over the four, but with the regions going their own ways in practice.

Nevertheless, there is something captivating about the sheer scale of these conquests, and the way a nation of clannish, nomadic horsemen swept across the world, spreading their terrible fury and bloodlust as they went (and, it seems likely, the Black Death that would depopulate 25% of Europe).

Will another horde arise from the Eurasian steppes?  If so, let’s pray they fall far short of ambitious conquests of the Mongols.

With that, here is 5 March 2025’s “Midweek Mongol Madness“:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 4

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 3

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the third chapter of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

If you’ve missed previous chapters, you can find them here:

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 3 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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Guest Post: Sudo Nonym’s “The Man from Historical Accuracy” – Chapter 2

The English writer Sudo Nonym, a regular over at Free Speech Backlash, sent yours portly a treasure-trove of fiction stories for readers here to enjoy.  Many of these stories have already run at FSB, but Tom, the proprietor over there, is cool about cross-posting and republishing, and I’m never one to say no to intriguing content—especially when someone else has done 90% of the work for me!

Also, he has two eBooks on Amazon (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link; I receive a portion of any purchases made through that link at no additional cost to you—TPP)!

But I digress.  Today’s story is the second chapter or part of a longer piece, The Man from Historical Accuracy.  The premise is simple:  a bureaucratic agency, Historical Accuracy, tweaks history to keep things trucking along as they should.

With that, here is Sudo Nonym with Chapter 2 of The Man from Historical Accuracy:

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