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Today’s piece is one of the first I wrote for The Galactic Menagerie, but somehow I neglected to upload it to YouTube until last week. So here we are today with this whimsical piece about the largest non-mammalian sea creature (I think that’s true; please correct me in the comment section, my beloved trolls, if I am wrong):
The Portly Politico 