Virtual Snow Day

Last Wednesday, 22 January 2025, we had a rare snow day in South Carolina.  It turned into two (as of the time of writing) days of virtual/distance learning, so yours portly got to enjoy a couple of quiet days working from home (something that the schlubs at the federal government won’t get to do anymore—ha!).

When The Age of The Virus first began, I really welcomed virtual learning, mainly because I was experiencing an extreme level of burnout.  For the first time in my career, I felt like I could focus simply on teaching, instead of fulfilling all of the tedious little other requirements of the career.  Even if kids were tuning out online, they were doing that anyway during class, and it was a welcome reprieve from what was becoming a very overwhelming profession.

Now, I am far more skeptical about virtual learning.  A small minority of students thrive with the self-paced, independent, self-motivating nature of it; most students, however, struggle with that kind of latitude.

Aside from the damage distance learning can to do to young learners, however, there’s another, less tangible side effect:  the death of the snow day.

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E-Learning

Due to the tropical storm/hurricane/excessive rainfall, my school is virtual today.  Indeed, the public schools in the county are also virtual, which they call “e-learning.”

That name always strikes me as being akin to some defunct 1990s Dot Com Bubble startup geared at teaching kids math through cheesy raps about the Pythagorean Theorem.  I prefer my school’s usage of “virtual learning” and “remote learning.”  Of course, back in my day, “remote learning” was watching reruns of Three’s Company.

A friend of mine with a couple of children in the public schools reminded me of the term “e-learning.”  As I told her, e-learning is “like learning, but not as good.”  That’s a fairly accurate description.

That said, it gives yours portly a chance to catch his breath—and to work ahead on some World History slides.  I’ve been composing like a madman lately, and managed to finish Spooky Season III and get it submitted to my distributor on Wednesday, 25 September 2024.  I’ll release it one week from today, on Friday, 4 October 2024.

Stay dry out there!

—TPP