SubscribeStar Saturday: Civilization VII: Initial Reactions

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On Wednesday I noted that Dr. Girlfriend surprised me with the Founders Edition of Civilization VII.  The Founders edition granted users early access to the game starting Thursday, 6 February 2025.

I installed the game early that morning so that I could dive right into it after work.  I was slated to have a long evening of lessons, but my last student had to cancel, so I found myself that much closer to gaming goodness.  It was around 6:30 PM EST that I finally got to sit down and dig into the game.

Five hours later, I sleepily but reluctantly stepped away from the game.  It is good—really good.  It has some flaws, and feels a bit unfinished—but so does every Civ title at launch.  In some ways, it is very different from any other civilization installment.  But it still retains that addictive essence at the heart of every Civ game:  the need for “just… one… more… turn.”

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Tariffs Work

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Amid a flurry of big news this week—which seems to be the norm now that Trump is back in office—one of the major stories was the president of Colombia backing down once Trump slapped some tariffs on his country for refusing to accept deportation flights from the United States.  That the Colombian government didn’t even want their own people back tells you everything you need to know about the quality of these immigrants.

But I digress.  Trump is wielding tariffs like a serious foreign policy weapon, which works exceptionally well when you’re the most powerful and productive economy on the Earth.  Yes, the United States has struggled economically in recent years, but we’re still on top.  Tariffs will only help with that goal, by bringing back manufacturing; ending America’s reliance on the financialization of everything as the driver of our economic growth; and forcing recalcitrant nations to play ball.

It is remarkable that we are returning, after the long fever trade of unbridled free trade—even at our own expense—to the age of William McKinley, a president that is often forgotten, but who has enjoyed renewed cache in recent years.  President Trump explicitly mentioned McKinley in his Inaugural Address, and the former president’s legacy is experiencing a renaissance of sorts.

Today (Saturday, 1 February 2025), Canada, Mexico, and China will face new tariffs on their goods.  Each of these nations have exploited America’s good will by flooding our nation with illegal fentanyl and immigrants.  It is about dang time.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Professional Useless People

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Americans are not accustomed to monarchy, nor should we be; we’re not a land built for hereditary rule the way Europe is.  We might be the children of great monarchies, but we are republicans (with a lower-case “r”) at heart.

That said, it’s been extremely gratifying to see a Republican (with a capital “R”) flinging pens and issuing executive decrees with bold resoluteness.  Donald Trump has accomplished more of the conservative agenda in a workweek than the vast conservative apparatus has achieved in fifty years.

Granted, executive orders are fragile, as they should be.  They’re only as endurable for as long as the issuing president and/or his like-minded successors can maintain them, or get a recalcitrant Congress to pass an actual law (fat chance).

There are also limits to what they can do.  Executive orders are not royal decrees—as much I’d like for them to be while my guy is in office—but they do have the force of law.  Essentially, executive orders are instructions to the federal bureaucracy on how it is to enforce the laws Congress has passed.

The problem is that as Congress has delegated more authority to the executive branch’s bureaucracy, the more power those executive orders contain.  Most presidents have largely left their bureaucracies to run themselves, in part because those bureaucracies are so elaborate, no single man can understand—or control—them.  That lack of control became scarily apparent during the Obama years, and continued to hound President Trump during his first time.

President Obama wielded executive orders like a tyrant, due in part to his famously poor relationship with Congress—even when Democrats controlled it!  Joe Biden—or, more likely, Joe Biden’s many handlers and puppeteers—used executive orders to weaponize the federal bureaucracy, entrenching all manner of Leftist pipe dreams into the functioning of the government and the execution of its laws.

President Trump has undone most of Biden’s legacy with the stroke of a pen.  Even realizing that the real challenges of passing substantive legislation through Congress rests on the horizon, it is incredibly exciting and energizing to see President Trump fulfill one promise after the next, including enacting policies that are guaranteed to scare off huge chunks of the bloated, entitled, infantilized federal workforce, what I call the “professional useless people.”

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Daybreak in America: Trump’s Inauguration, MLK Day, and a New Hope

Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day in America, and I typically write a retrospective post this day as a way to give myself a day off from blogging as well as work.  However, today is even more important, as it is Inauguration Day.

I cannot help but note—with a great deal of mildly vindictive relish—that the Inauguration of GEOTUS Donaldus Magnus falls upon a holiday that, let’s be honest, has become something of a high holy day of identity politics and progressive radicalism.  MLK was a courageous man—the sordid details of his tawdry personal life notwithstanding—and a martyr to the cause of racial justice, but the idea that he was the “aw, shucks” racial harmonialist that is often depicted is a fairly outdated idea.  King was moving towards more progressive, overtly racialist politics as the civil rights movement moved from its early, legitimate gains to become a grift for race hustlers; King was trying to stay relevant in an era when black nationalism and political violence were en vogue, and his brand of nonviolent resistance was losing its appeal.

But King and Trump are not so different in one important way:  both suffered real oppression—politically and physically—to achieve goals that fundamentally shifted American history.

King was fighting against an entrenched system of segregation that was, frankly, already living on borrowed time.  That said, a dying system will fight with all its might, just as a sick animal will lash out unpredictably, especially when cornered.  Trump, similarly, faces a sclerotic system that is well past its prime, but which has fought him tooth and nail.

What is rather remarkable in both cases is that, once real resistance to the system was applied, the respective systems collapsed relatively quickly.  Look at how the tech bros suddenly became friendly puppy dogs following the assassination attempt on Trump.  Once it became clear that the king would not be beheaded, they quickly rolled onto their backs, presented their soft bellies, and curled up to Trump like a golden retriever.

Even the usual outcries from the Left and mainstream media have been muted.  There is a general sense that we are entering a new era, and all the hysteria of the past nine years is exhausted.

As a rare treat to my non-paying readers, I’m going to share with you the entire text of Saturday’s post as it appears on my SubscribeStar page, “A New Hope is Dawning.”  It is a bit of a contrived comparison between Trump and the original Star Wars trilogy, and I often loathe ham-fisted comparisons between popular film franchises and contemporary politics (and as much as I love Star Wars, the moralizing of the original trilogy is rather fascile), but I think the post captures something of the triumphs, tragedies, and comebacks of the Trumpian Age.

With that, here is 18 January 2025’s “A New Hope Dawning”:

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SubscribeStar Saturday: A New Hope is Dawning

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Several Internet memesters and commentators have drawn parallels between Trump’s rise, fall, and return to the original Star Wars trilogy:  his first term was A New Hope (1977); his stolen re-election bid was The Empire Strikes Back (1980); and his triumphant return (in just two days!) is Return of the Jedi (1983).

I’m not one to reduce all of human experience and history to pop culture touchstones—it drives me crazy when people reduce their entire understanding of the world to Harry Potter references—but I think the comparison is apt here.  Trump won election in 2016 against all odds, taking on an Establishment that at first dismissed him as a political sideshow (myself included), then came to fear him.  Much like the scrappy group of Rebel X-wing fighters blowing up the massive Death Star—a symbol of the Establishment’s massive, overwhelming power and reach—Trump and his allies blew up the Clinton regime, to the point that the juggernaut of the Clinton machine was utterly destroyed.

2020 saw the Establishment wise up, pulling out every crooked tactic at their disposal to assure Trump would not see a second term.  Just as Lando Calrissian betrayed our heroes to Darth Vader to save his own skin, many fair-weather Trump supporters abandoned him in his hour of need, and even supported lesser “alternatives” in a morally compromised bid for relevance.  This era would last well into the 2024 Republican primaries.

Then came 5 November 2024, the best Guy Fawkes Day in modern history.  It was The Return of the Jedi, with Trump boldly marching directly into the wicked, venal, degenerate palace of the Establishment to free the J-6 political prisoners—and America—just as Luke strode confidently into Jabba’s Palace to confront the lugubrious crime lord over the capture of Han Solo.

We’re at the beginning of that flick now.  The momentum is on Trump’s side.  He’s already redeemed the fallen Tech Bros, just as Luke led his father to redemption.  More machine than men, the tech oligarchs have fallen dutifully behind Trump.

Now:  can they destroy the Emperor?

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SubscribeStar Saturday: “PRISM” Preview

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I’m working on a new album, PRISM, which will release (God Willing) on Friday, 7 February 2025.  The title track from the album is the lengthiest piece I’ve ever composed, clocking in at around 20:23.  There is, admittedly, a great deal of repetition within that runtime, as the themes repeat frequently—almost hypnotically, which is part of the point.

“PRISM” is a lengthy exploration of musical themes that double back on one another in a hypnotic folding of sound. New ideas are gradually introduced and woven into this colorful tapestry of sound.

“PRISM” contains flute, bass clarinet, violin, cello, double bass, and two-hand organ parts.

Sheet music for “PRISM” is available here: https://www.noteflight.com/music/titles/489d8239-5b8f-441a-b9f8-928c6978be63/prism

The piece will post on YouTube on Friday, 7 February 2025 at 6 PM; you can view click on the video below and ask YouTube to send you a notification when the premiere begins:

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SubscribeStar Saturday: 2025 Goals

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A new year has sprung.  Yours portly is freshly forty.  GEOTUS Donaldus Magnus is just sixteen days away from resuming the throne.  What better time, then, to lay out some goals for 2025?

It might be helpful to look back first at my goals from 2024, found in “2024 Goals” at my SubscribeStar page.

I did not accomplish a number of items I laid out in that post.  Here are a few goals I did not achieve in 2024:

  • Starting The Portly Podcast
  • Finishing Offensive Poems: With Pictures
  • Playing more gigs (well, I did have a few good ones, so I suppose I technically achieved this goal, but I was hoping for substantially more paying gigs, not just a couple of more coffee shop shows)
  • Writing short stories
  • Losing weight (I think I gained weight overall)

I did, however, accomplish some of my goals:

The “Did Not Accomplish” is bigger than the “Did Accomplish” column, but it’s important to consider the quality of my accomplishments.  As noted, I released ten albums/EPs of material in 2024, consisting ninety (90) new pieces.  Granted, some of those were under a minute, some even under ten seconds.  As the year wore on, however, I wrote longer-form material.

Also, my YouTube channel at the start of 2024 was sitting at around fifty (50) subscribers; it’s now (at the time of writing) at 191 subs.  I have 268 videos at the time of writing (and probably closer to 276 by the time this post publishes).  I still have a long way to go to reach monetization, but I’m slowly groping my way towards developing another tiny income stream.

So, what are my goals for 2025?  And which ones will I accomplish—and where will I fail?

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SubscribeStar Saturday: 2024 in Review

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2024 was one helluva year.  In some ways, it felt like three years in one, at least for me.

The first half of the year was a joyless grind.  The next quarter was a blend of summertime boredom and renewed purpose as the school year dawned.  The final quarter has been incredibly exciting and uplifting.

What a difference a few months make!  October and especially November felt like major turning points for the world, the United States, and even yours portly individually.

I’ve been thanking God for His many Blessings.  I though it would be appropriate, then, to glance back at the year that is nearly expired, and to celebrate what He Has Done.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: The 2024 Yulestravaganza Review!

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My buddy John and I played our annual Yulestravaganza the evening of Saturday, 14 December 2024.  We played a couple of one-hour-ish sets, full of classic Christmas carols, standards, and hits.

The only attendees were the barista and Dr. Girlfriend.  One shifty-looking nerd sauntered in halfway through and set at the extreme far end of the coffee shop, apparently putting as much distance between us and our Christmas cheer as possible.

We had a really good time.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Christmas Concert 2024

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Yesterday my students performed their annual Christmas Concert.  It was a really fabulous concert, and I am super proud of my students.  Other than some very small glitches—for example, the first soloist on “O Holy Night” came in late (no big deal—we just kept vamping a C major chord until he started) and his wireless mic got a little crackly on the first few words—it went very smoothly.

There are essentially two parts to the Christmas Concert.  The first part involves the Foreign Language classes, which perform Christmas songs in their respective languages.  I always say that it’s not really Christmas until the Latin students sing “Rudolphus” (“Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in Latin).  That part is fun, but it’s kind of like checking a box to me:  the Foreign Language students get a grade for singing in the concert, and it means a lot to a longtime Latin teacher for the students of the various Foreign Language classes to sing.

The second part is the real concert, when my Middle School and High School Music Ensembles get to play.  Here is the program for that portion of the concert:

Middle School Music Ensemble

  1. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”
  2. “Jingle Bell Rock”
  3. “The First Noël” – an instrumental version I arranged that featured our violinist, cellist, and pianists most prominently.
  4. “Silent Night” – first in 3/4 time, then a rocked-up version in 4/4 time.

High School Music Ensemble

  1. “All I Want for Christmas Is You”
  2. “Hallelujah” – the Leonard Cohen one, not the Handel one!
  3. “O Little Town of Bethlehem” – first in the style of “your grandmother’s overly-long, excessively hot Christmas Eve candlelight service,” then in a swingin’ style a la the Frank Sinatra version.
  4. “Carol of the Bells” – super cool!

Combined Ensembles

  1. “O Holy Night” – with two vocal soloists and a sick guitar solo; there were about thirty-one kids on our tiny stage for this one, and it was awesome.

I didn’t get too crazy with our programming this year, and a few repeats from last year (“Jingle Bell Rock,” “Silent Night,” and “O Holy Night” are always perennial picks).

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