Tag: smartphones

Ancient Alien Technology III: Flip Phones

The Portly Politico7 Comments

I’m continuing to find all sorts of dubious treasures in my Drawer of Forgotten Technology.  This Wednesday, I’m featuring these two beauties:

I’m trying to sell these two phones on eBay, so if you’re hankering for ancient flip phone technology, now’s your chance!

I used these phones for years.  I was way behind the curve on adopting smartphone technology.  When the black flip phone broke one morning, I finally made the switch… to a Windows Phone! 😣 I loved that phone, but by that point, the Windows Phone OS had zero app support, and I directly attribute it with a serious off-season in my dating life (which, in retrospect, was a good thing, because now I’m marrying the love of my life).

But I digress.  People tend to romanticize flip phones now because they allowed one to be relatively disconnected, and were only really good for calls and some limited texting (you had to hit a number one, two, or three times depending on what letter you wanted to use; somehow, I got really fast at writing text messages that were exactly the right number of characters for one message).  You could still keep in touch with people, but these phones weren’t constantly bombarding you with notifications, apps, games, distractions, etc., etc.  That said, the massive functionality of the modern smartphone is hard to pass up, even if they’re destroying society.

But I digress once again!  Here are some photos of these beautiful little LG smartphones:

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Smash the Smartphones

The Portly Politico4 Comments

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I read an interesting piece in The Morning, a little newsletter The New York Times e-mails out every morning.  Now, before you think I’ve lost my conservative bonafides for reading the NYT, consider the following:

  1. It’s good to keep up with what the enemy is writing and thinking and
  2. Even a stop clocked is right twice a day.

In this case, I’m considering one of those rare “stopped watch” moments.

Now that I’ve reassured you of my commitment to conservatism (perhaps engaging in another kind of ideological purity test), let’s consider why I’m softly endorsing this particular piece.  It’s a report about the growing trend of banning cellular telephones in schools.  These bans are sometimes based in individual schools or districts, but in a few cases they’re bans instituted by State law.

The writer of the newsletter makes an excellent point:  if smartphones had been around when he was in high school, he wouldn’t have learned anything:

From my perch behind the students, I can see how many of them are scrolling through sports coverage, retail websites, text messages or social media, looking up occasionally to feign attention. It’s not everyone, of course. Some students remain engaged in the class. But many do not.

I would have been in the latter group if smartphones had existed decades ago; like many journalists, I do not have a naturally stellar attention span. And I’m grateful that I didn’t have ubiquitous digital temptations. I learned much more — including how to build my attention span — than I otherwise would have.

Yours portly agrees.  I flunked the first quarter of AP Calculus BC as a senior because I somehow missed how to do derivatives:  the fundamental basis of calculus and a very easy calculation to perform (although if you asked me to do it now, I’d be at a loss—that was twenty-two years ago!).  I wasn’t scrolling through Instagram—it didn’t exist yet—or watching YouTube—it also did not exist.  I didn’t even have a cellphone until I was 21, and only got one because it was cheaper than maintaining a landline in my crummy grad school apartment.

So even without the endless distractions of an infinite digital world, I somehow missed the ten minutes of the class in which Mrs. Grooms explained how to do derivatives.  Who knows what I was doing; I was probably doodling, or just zoned out (my family knows that I have a tendency to do this regularly).

Imagine if I’d had even my Gameboy at school—and was allowed to play it, overtly or otherwise, in class.  I would have learned nothing.

One giant leap forward:  imagine if I’d had a smartphone, with access to endless entertainment and information.  Sure, I might have learned something from the latter, but I was an unusual kid who liked reading encyclopedia entries.  Even I would have succumbed to the siren song of mindless apps.

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