The Roman numeral “L” means “fifty,” which means I’ve been writing these Open Mic Adventures posts for nearly a year now. It also means I couldn’t pass up the alliterative opportunity to have the Lth edition feature “Lament of the Lizardman,” which will appear on my next album, Spooky Season II: Rise of the Cryptids, due out on Bandcamp this Friday, 6 October 2023, and on all streaming services one week later, Friday the 13th (mwahahahaha!).
For those that don’t know, the Lizardman of Lee County is a local cryptid here in the Pee Dee region of South Carolina. He is most strongly associated with Bishopville, South Carolina, which is a mere twenty-minute drive from my place.
The Portly Politico 