Monday Morning Movie Review: Brainscan (1994)

There’s something about watching bad horror flicks from the 1990s that I always find amusing.  This week’s film, Brainscan (1994), really hits that amusement in that it features a teen protagonist living in an attic bedroom full of crazy audio-visual gadgetry that would have been wildly impractical at the time.  The film gives that 1990s vision of what the near-near-future would look like, with high-tech communications technology based on Windows 3.1.

The lead character, horror-obsessed teen Michael Brower, spends his time in relative isolation in his gadget-filled attic, but also leads a horror movie club at his school.  His best friend Kyle is a lovable doofus, and Michael creepily scopes out his neighbor, Kimberly, who is pretty obviously aware what Michael is doing.

Kyle tells Michael of a cutting edge new interactive experience, the titular Brainscan.  The game promises the ultimate experience in terror.  Michael, jaded by the death of his mother, an absentee father, and lackluster scares, calls the number (1-800-555-FEAR) and sets off down a path of cyber murder.

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Monday Morning Movie Review: The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)

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Imagine a horror film that explores themes of elder abuse and stars John Lithgow as an elderly bully in a New Zealand elder care facility.  Then imagine that John Lithgow uses and/or is used by a plastic baby doll that’s been fashioned into a crude puppet, the butt of which John Lithgow forces old people to lick as he rules nocturnally.

That’s The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024), which stars Lithgow as he squares off against Geoffrey Rush.  Rush portrays a proud, ornery judge recovering from a stroke, and a man who will go to the breaking point before he kisses a puppet’s ass.

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