Leftovers IV is out Today!

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Wanna be utterly perplexed while laughing uproariously?  Grab a copy of my first book, The One-Minute Mysteries of Inspector Gerard: The Ultimate Flatfoot (that’s an Amazon Affiliate link, so I’ll receive a portion of any purchase made through that link, at no additional cost to you—plus I’ll get the book royalties).

My latest EP, Leftovers IV, is out today!  It should be on all streaming platforms, but as of the time of writing, my distributor, CD Baby, has yet to review the EP for release.  It’s $5, but with promo code ham it’s only $1.  My full discography typically goes for $72.14, but with promo code ham it’s $14.23, or roughly $0.55 per release.  Twenty-six albums, constituting over eight hours of music, for $0.55 per release is ludicrous.  But I need the money—desperately.  <–That’s not a joke, either.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Spring Concert 2025

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My students had their big Spring Concert back on Friday, 4 April 2025, at 6 PM EST.  The Spring Concert is the major performance event of the Spring Semester, and represents the culminations of months of practice.  Some of the songs on the programs the kids have worked on since August 2024.  Some we added in the two or three weeks before the concert.  Either way, it takes a tremendous amount of work and practice to get polished for the concert.

This year my school revived our annual Fine Arts Festival.  Essentially, all that means is that we have the school musical and the Spring Concert in the same week, and the visual arts students display their artwork in the gym (which doubles as our auditorium).  It makes sense from a marketing standpoint, but it does make my life a bit more difficult, as I have minimal time to turn around from the school play to get setup for the concert.  As soon as the play wrapped that Thursday evening, I began resetting the stage for the concert.

Yours portly is still recuperating physically and mentally from the toll of the Fine Arts Festival, but I’ll be fine.  What of the concert itself?

Well, it was, perhaps, the best in school history.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: More Composing Previews

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I’m frantically (actually, rather calmly) putting together what will become Leftovers IV, another short EP that I’ll release the Monday after Easter.  I haven’t gotten much done, but the idea of the Leftovers releases is that they consist of random dribs and drabs of composing that never quite make it to a full release.  That said, I sometimes compose pieces specifically for those releases.

That’s the case with one of the pieces featured today, “French Cuisine.”  The other, “Seesaw,” is more typical of the kind of “I-don’t-know-where-to-put-this-piece” model for Leftovers releases.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Sax Road Gig

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Last Saturday, 22 March 2025, I drove up to Hampstead, North Carolina to play a rare GigSalad booking.  GigSalad is a website that connects performers of all types with those seeking their services, and GigSalad takes it’s cut (5% for free members, 2.5% for pro members).  In the years that I have been using the service—admittedly, only intermittently—I’ve only booked two gigs through it.  That’s not huge volume, but I look at it this way:  those two gigs are money and experience I never would have had otherwise.

GigSalad users on the talent-buying end, in my experience, are not typically savvy to the unwritten rules and customs of booking talent.  That’s not a problem—most people are not—and GigSalad is meant to smooth over that interaction, acting as a middleman to the exchange to protect both the talent and the buyer.  But the service is rife with people looking for three-hour engagements with a budget of $100 or the like.  In other words, the clientele tend to be a bit low-rent.

Yours portly isn’t exactly some high-class musician, but I know what my time and talent are worth, and I charge accordingly.  My standard performance rate now is, depending on the client, $300 per performance hour.  Note that, if someone books me to play one hour, there is about three hours of total commitment when factoring in travel, setup, teardown, etc.  It’s more time if I have to travel a long distance.  I also almost always play more than booked—I start playing before my official start time (if appropriate) and will often play beyond the official end time (again, if/when appropriate).

By “depending on the client,” I mean it depends on the type of client and the gig.  Individuals are different than, say, large institutions.  A large local hospital system in my area hires me for a couple of gigs a year; they have the budget to pay me $300 (and probably more) to play piano or noodle on the sax as background music for an hour.  A local who needs sax for, say, background music for a small event might not get that same charge.  But if it’s a wedding, the $300 rate applies.

That kind of conditional pricing my shock some buyers, but it’s just the way of things.  Institutional buyers want to pay more (within reason), because if the price is too low, they begin to suspect the quality of the product.  They’re also usually dealing with big entertainment budgets that need to be spent.  Of course, we all know that anything related to weddings has a built-in markup.

But I digress.  The issue is not the earnest local in need of some ambience or the large institution looking for the same.  It’s usually the earnest local or out-of-towner who thinks it is reasonable to pay a musician $100 for providing hours of music.

Fortunately, that was not the situation last Saturday.  I was booked to play sax for a small dinner party with a vaguely French theme.  The talent buyer was extremely communicative and savvy, and after a few days of waiting for institutional approval (the event was attached to a large life insurance company), the deal was struck.  Their upward budget was $300 for two hours of music, but I took it because a.) I needed the money and b.) I want to build up my reputation on GigSalad a bit.  Also, c.) I missed playing out on the road.

I’m glad I took the slight price cut (again, these prices are not hard and fast); it was a very enjoyable evening, and that $300 booking will doubtlessly result in hundreds of more dollars going forward.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: “Irish Clover”

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With Saint Patrick’s Day earlier this week, I decided to compose a little piece to commemorate the holiday.  Due to some pressing work, it took me a few days to finish it, but it’s a jaunty little piece.

Here’s the manuscript of the piece, which I jotted down on Saint Patrick’s Day (17 March 2025):

“Irish Clover” is written for piccolo, flute, classical guitar, and harp.  I have no idea if I composed the harp part correctly (in other words, if it is actually playable on a harp), but it sounds good!  That’s the beauty of electronic music:  you can do whatever you want!

That said, I always try to make the pieces realistically playable.  I love the idea that someday, someone somewhere will put together a little ensemble and play some of my pieces.

Regardless, today I’m sharing the WAV recording of the piece, as well as a little video, for subscribers.  Don’t worry, non-subs:  you’ll get to hear the piece soon!

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Phone it in Friday LXXXV: YouTube Roundup XXXV: Borodin’s “Polovtsian Dance No. 1”

Yours portly has an out-of-town gig tomorrow night for a private party in Wilmington, North Carolina.  I’ll be playing a mix of French and modern pieces on my alto saxophone.

Naturally, I have spent some spare time this week after school and lessons and practicing.  One of my recent favorite Romantic Era pieces is Alexander Borodin’s “Polovtsian Dance No. 1,” from his opera Prince Igor.

I made a small recording and uploaded it to YouTube:

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Bandcamp Friday is Back; 🌌🐴The Galactic Menagerie🐴🌌 Out Now!

Pickup my newest release: The Galactic Menagerie!  Use promo code obesekangaroos to take an additional 20% off all purchases on Bandcamp!  Code expires at 11:59 PM UTC on Friday, 4 April 2025.

Bandcamp Friday is back in 2025, which means I hope you will consider pitching in a few bucks to buy my music—or my second book!  It’s the most magical Friday of the month!

The first Friday of a bunch of months in 2024 will feature this pro-indie music observance, a day on which Bandcamp waives its usual 15% commission on sales.  Today (Friday, 7 March 2025) is the first Bandcamp Friday of the year.

In other words, when you buy my music, almost 100% of it goes to me, instead of almost 85%.

My newest release, The Galactic Menagerie, is also out today on Bandcamp and—God Willing!—all streaming platforms.  My distributor, CD Baby, took a bit longer than usual to approve the release, so I did not receive word that the files had been sent to streaming platforms until Wednesday, 5 March 2025—just two days ago!  If TGM is not on  your streaming service of choice today, my apologies; it should pop up soon.

The Galactic Menagerie is my tribute to Charles-Camille Saint-Saëns (1835-1921) and his masterful zoological suite, The Carnival of the Animals (Le Carnaval des animaux). It’s a wild ride through an intergalactic zoo consisting of playful Earth animals.

My full discography is 50% off (and the 20% promo code obesekangaroos can be used for that, too), so it’s only $69.64 to purchase twenty-five (25) releases.  That’s just $2.79 per release—and dozens of hours of music, not to mention thousands of megabytes of musical scores, artwork, liner notes, videos, and other goodies that are packed into nearly every release.

With the 20% promo code obesekangaroos the total comes down to $55.71, or $2.23 per release.

Thank you for your support, and rock on!

—TPP

Phone it in Friday LXXXIII: YouTube Roundup XXXIII: Pianistic Silliness

Goodness, yours portly needs a vacation from his vacation!  It’s been another crazy week, as my consistently tardy posts have demonstrated.

Last night I played a little cocktail hour at the big hospital system in my area.  They host an annual fundraiser in February, and they’ve booked me to play sax for a few years.  This year, they asked me to play piano on their beautiful baby grand.  As such, I put in a lot of hours this week and last to hone my chops.

At one point, I started playing Electric Light Orchestra’s “Can’t Get it Out of My Head,” which gave me the idea to put together a promo reel for a fake ELO cover band:

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PRISM on Apple Music

My latest album, PRISM, released back on 7 February 2025. However, it somehow failed to deliver to Apple Music/iTunes. I had to submit a support ticket to my distributor, CD Baby, but that takes some time. I figured it would not release on Apple Music until my next album, The Galactic Menagerie, releases on 7 March.

I checked today and PRISM is now on Apple Music! Glad to see it on all platforms now.

I’m slowly making my way home, so, again, the blog is way behind schedule. Hope to get back in the regular groove again soon.

—TPP