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Imagine a horror film that explores themes of elder abuse and stars John Lithgow as an elderly bully in a New Zealand elder care facility. Then imagine that John Lithgow uses and/or is used by a plastic baby doll that’s been fashioned into a crude puppet, the butt of which John Lithgow forces old people to lick as he rules nocturnally.
That’s The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024), which stars Lithgow as he squares off against Geoffrey Rush. Rush portrays a proud, ornery judge recovering from a stroke, and a man who will go to the breaking point before he kisses a puppet’s ass.
