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Festival season is back in full swing, and yours portly couldn’t be happier. Festivals—like everything good, fun, and wholesome—took a hit in The Age of The Virus, but I’m pleased to report they are back with a vengeance.
Yours portly had the opportunity to enjoy the Columbia Greek Festival last Saturday, 16 September 2023 (with some agreeable female company), and it was packed. As I noted to my companion, “I love it and I hate it.” I love seeing the throngs of unwashed (sometimes literally) humanity sauntering around aimlessly in amorphous blobs of sweat and excitement. I also hate waiting in lines and being around amorphous blobs of sweat and excitement.
But it’s encouraging to see people eating gyros and baklava. It’s heartening to see little kids scampering about recklessly. It’s cool hearing upbeat Greek dance music. There was even the Orthodox priest running around, looking like a harried Rasputin, complete with a massive Apple Watch on his bony wrist.
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