TBT^256: SimEarth

Yesterday I wrote about how bogus Darwinian evolution is as a theory.  It’s one of those concepts that sounds both so radical and logical that it must be groundbreaking and true.

Then you start to examine it more closely and realize it requires a lot of suspension of disbelief.  There’s an entire Facebook page that just shows weird animals with hyper-specific “adaptations” that are so outlandish, there’s no conceivable way they could have gradually “evolved” to that state.  Any median point in the process would have made the creature unfit for the conditions.  Sometimes, the animals have some odd characteristic that doesn’t even do anything in particular.

That said, the concept of evolution is fun in video games and science fiction.  Sure, maybe that’s just pro-Darwinist propaganda embedded into popular culture, but evolution works well in the context of a video game, where progression is encouraged through rewards.  I’ve always liked games with a grand scope that require incremental improvements over time.

Of course, even those games prove intelligence:  the development of a species, or a civilization, or someone’s neighborhood in The Sims, is itself a process of intentional, ordered choices.  Granted, players aren’t God, but they get to guide development over many turns or rounds or what not.

That’s all to say that I loved playing SimEarth back in the day.

With that, here is 8 May 2025’s “TBT^16: SimEarth“:

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No New Music Tuesday

Happy Tuesday, dear readers!

No New Music Tuesday today, I’m afraid.  With the school year winding down, several aspects of the job are winding up as we enter into exam review season.  I’m attempting to squeeze in one last mini-unit covering the Renaissance, the Protestant Reformation, and European exploration in the span of three lessons, so my unstructured time has been spent putting together slides for  those quite vast topics.  We’ll see if I can speed run the biggest events of 1300-1600!

The point is not an in-depth analysis of these major movements, but to keep the students a taste before they head into United States History next year.  The first part of United States History examines the political, social, and religious context of late medieval/early modern Europe, as that context is significant in the exploration and colonization of the Americas.  I’d like the students to finish the “story” of World History in such a way that it dovetails with the “story” of United States History.

I’ve tinkered with my latest composition, “Japanese Trapdoor Snails,” slightly, but have hit a bit of a block with it.  As with writer’s block, the solution is simply to write—in this case, music.  To do that, though, I need to have a bit more unstructured time, and what I’ve had has been dedicated to more pressing matters.

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Lazy Sunday CCCLXXXVI: Spring Concert 2026 Posts

A quick Lazy Sunday today, dear readers, looking back at the recent Spring Concert.  I’m looking forward to (God Willing) a relatively normal week of work!

Rock on—and Happy Sunday!

—TPP

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The 2026 Spring Concert is in the books!  It was my “swan song,” featuring  a total of twenty-six (26) pieces:  ten selections from the Middle School Music Ensemble; three solo pieces; one small group performance; and twelve tunes from the High School Music Ensemble.

Before the concert, I estimated a total runtime of about two hours.  It was slightly more, clocking in a bit closer to two hours, ten minutes.  That was a bit longer than I prefer, but it was worthwhile to get in all of the performances.  Yes, I could have shaved at least one tune from each Ensemble (and I know the ones I would have cut), but the sets ended up being very nicely balanced.

My High School Music Ensemble in particular had a good mix between the various singers in class.  It’s a blessing to have several singers, and it allows for the blending of voices in fun ways, but I like to make sure every singer who wants to sing lead gets a roughly equal proportion, with heavier weight towards seniors.  I think I achieved that, with every singer getting at least two songs.  For the Middle School Music Ensemble, I had one young lady who took lead on most tunes, but I had quite a few boys sing solos or with one another.  Another young lady sang our concert opener, “Eye of the Tiger.”

Overall, the concert went very well.  Even with the length, students and parents were thrilled.  Several parents expressed dismay post-concert that it would be my last.  The kids maintained an impressive degree of stamina throughout the experience.  There were naturally a few flubs, but even those the students handled like pros.

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Monday Morning Musical Theatre Review: Disney’s Descendants

My school is giving its annual Spring Musical tonight.  They’re doing a stage musical adaptation of Disney’s Descendants, which follows the lives of the children of the various Disney villains and heroes.  It’s a cute little musical and it’s always cool seeing what our Drama teacher manages to put together.

The plot of the play itself, however, is classic modern Disney propaganda.  It essentially presents a naïve view that evil is not a real threat; instead, it just needs to be neutralized with tolerance and a proper environment.

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SubscribeStar Saturday: Spring Concert 2026 Preview

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The last Spring Concert of yours portly career (at least in its current iteration) is coming up this Tuesday, 28 April 2026.  It’s my swan song as the music teacher at my little school, so I’m going out big.

This concert will be the biggest, most stacked concert I’ve ever programmed.  It will feature a total of twenty-six (26) pieces (appropriate, since it’s 2026, but I did not plan it that way; I just realized the connection while typing this post)—ten selections from the Middle School Music Ensemble; three solo pieces; one small group performance; and twelve tunes from the High School Music Ensemble.

The Middle School Music Ensemble’s set takes about forty minutes from top to bottom, and they’ve played it all the way through every day this past week.  The High School Set is a bit longer, and we have not been able to play the entire program in a single class period.  A class period at my school is about fifty-six minutes; by the time we get through attendance and tuning, we have maybe fifty minutes remaining.  Our best run yet was getting through ten of the twelve pieces.

As such, I’m estimating that the total performance time of the concert will be about two hours—100 minutes between the two Ensembles, and about twenty minutes for the solo and small group pieces.  That’s about the upper limit of where I (and, I imagine, my administration) would like to go. Factor in some shuffling between pieces and what not, as well as transitioning students on and off the stage, and we’re probably looking at around two hours and fifteen minutes.

There’s always this weird pressure to rush on through these concerts.  My point (and the one I’ll make to my admin if they object to the length) is that we routinely have sporting events that last three or more hours.  Baseball frequently has double-headers on school nights, which can easily run until 9 or even 10 PM.  Us wrapping up around 8:15 or 8:30 PM is not going to ruin anyone’s ability to come to school the next day.  Frankly, if the admin doesn’t want to stick around (understandable—they have to make an appearance at a lot of events), I don’t mind.  I can lock up the building myself (as I have done many times before)!

Ahem—but I digress.  No need to get defensive on the front end.  That said, it’s going to be a pretty awesome concert.  It’s not just two hours of lame filler.  We’re going to rock—and pop, and soft rock, and so on—and it’s going to be a fitting display of my students’ talents.

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Production Week

This week the Drama kids have been rehearsing for the school play, which is this coming Monday (my students have their big Spring Concert this coming Tuesday, 28 April 2026).  That means yours portly has been rehearsing with the kids this week.

I run the sound and lighting for these plays.  It’s not too difficult, but it’s quite an undertaking nonetheless.  I essentially do what would typically be done by three or four  people, in that I mix the sound; play the sound cues; run the lights; and troubleshoot any sound and/or equipment issues that arise during the play.

Issues always seem to arise.

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Lazy Sunday CCCLXXXIV: Education Posts

The school year is in its last legs, and soon yours portly will be transitioning to his new life of once-a-week chaplaincy and quasi-full-time writing.  After my reaccreditation team visit (see below), I’ve been reflecting more and more about education; it seemed like a good time to look back at some posts on the topic:

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

SubscribeStar Saturday: SCISA Reaccreditation Team Visit

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Reaccreditation is the process that private schools go through periodically to assure they’re meeting minimum education standards.  As I explain it to my students, having accreditation gives their diploma value in the eyes of colleges, universities, and employers.  The reaccreditation team makes sure that the school is still meeting and/or exceeding those standards, so that the diploma from those institutions will still mean something.

There are different accrediting cycles.  My school (accredited through the Southern Association of Independent Schools [SAIS], which shares accrediting standards with the National Association of Independent Schools [NAIS]; we’re part of SCISA for academic, athletic, and fine arts events) goes through reaccreditation every five years.  SCISA offers three-year and five-year options, with slightly different standards for the longer term.  SCISA also has separate reaccrediting standards for different types of schools; for example, Montessori schools have their own set of standards, because the Montessori approach is quite different from typical educational approaches.  In the world of independent schools, there is, not surprisingly, a great deal of independence.

That’s something worth bearing in mind, too:  reaccreditation does not mean standardization.  Yes, there is a certain baseline, such as schools needing to maintain adequate safety protocols, or keeping immunization records on file, but the how of teaching and curriculum is left up to the schools.  The reaccrediting team offers recommendations for a school, but the main point is accountability—are the schools delivering what they promise their stakeholders, or making steps to do so?

I am usually not one for bureaucratic paper-shuffling, but apparently I’m good at it, as I take lots of notes and can figure out how to optimize a system fairly quickly.  I possess, too, the capacity for consuming large amounts of information quickly, which includes scanning files for necessary documents and information.  I also love education (even though I have my issues with it), so it was really cool being part of this visiting team.  I’ve heard some horror stories about schools that lacked even basic documentation and that have actively avoided reaccreditation (which is, ultimately, self-defeating, because it likely means you aren’t delivering on your promises to parents and students).

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SubscribeStar Saturday: SCISA Music Festival 2026

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Another SCISA Music Festival is in the books, and it’s a bittersweet occasion for yours portly, as it’s the last one as a music teacher at my current school.  I’ve been taking kids to Columbia, South Carolina for the SCISA Music Festival every year since 2012 (except for one year when I had to stay on campus for our reaccreditation visit, and during the COVID year, when we hired a judge to adjudicate our pianists on campus).  My Instrumental Ensembles, whether in the “Small” or “Large” categories, and either High School or Middle School, have earned Gold medals every year since 2013 (the High School Small Instrumental Ensemble in 2012 earned a Silver for an instrumental rendition of “The Circle of Life”).

Because we are not a traditional concert band, there’s a good bit of “tech” that goes with the group.  Essentially, my Music Ensembles are large rock bands, often with multiple guitars, basses, pianos/keys, and whatever other instruments happen to be enrolled in the class.  One year, I took an ensemble that consisted of the following mélange of instrumentation:  piano, electric piano, viola, alto sax, euphonium, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, electric bass guitar, and ukulele.  It was one of the oddest mixtures, but it worked.
This year, my High School Ensemble featured the typical guitar (all electric), keys, basses (three of them!), and drums, but also alto sax, violin, clarinet, and guzheng.  The last of those is a traditional Chinese stringed instrument.  We incorporated all of that into a cool arrangement of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic “My Favorite Things.”
That selection itself came about as a result of organic creativity.  I was stumped as to what piece to pick for the High School this year, until one of the students came for an after-school lesson and asked to sightread some jazz piano pieces.  We found a Jamie Aebersold book with a number of pieces, including “My Favorite Things.”  He had immense fun playing it.
Just a day before, my older brother had texted me a lengthy live recording of John Coltrane playing the piece.  It seemed serendipitous that my student was also drawn to the piece, so I decided we’d try it as a group.
It began to morph from there.  Our alto saxophonist is phenomenal, and I worked out an odd little “Middle Eastern” scale for him.  Essentially, it’s an E Phrygian scale, but instead of a G natural as the third interval, it’s a G#; to wit:  E F G# A B C D E.  That raised third creates a really interesting interval.
My guzheng player and I also collaborated.  He is a delightful international student from China, and he will often practice during my afternoon planning.  The guzheng typically uses a kind of “open” pentatonic tuning, so he contrived a unique blended tuning in order to get the pitches he needed to play the melody.  I told him that I wanted the piece to sound like “East meets West.”

It all fell into place from there.  One thing I will miss about teaching music in a group is that very process of collaborative creation.  The molding of our arrangement felt like a musical conversation that unfolded gradually, each element falling into place at its appointed time.  The process was truly magical.

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