Lazy Sunday CCCXCIX: Cruise Haiku

On the last night of our cruise I jotted down some haiku in a very nice journal Dr. Wife purchased for me. I’ve featured what I would consider to be the most “cruise-related” haiku over the past couple of Mondays, although I have some more that will be featured in something or somewhere approximately “whenever.”

In the meantime, here are the two installments of Cruise Haiku in case you missed them:

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

Cruise Haiku II: “Roatán” & “Croatoan”

On the last night of our cruise I jotted down some haiku in a very nice journal Dr. Wife purchased for me. I shared a couple of haiku from that journal last week (read “Cruise Haiku I“). Before returning to the usual round of movie reviews on Mondays, I wanted to share a couple more (at least).

We really loved Roatán in Honduras. It’s an island that has its own unique culture. The mile is around forty-ish miles long, but only four miles wide, with a mountain chain making the spine of the island. It gives the place a feel that somehow blends the beach and Appalachia. The people speak very good—almost accentless—English, while also being largely fluent in Spanish. It also has Bojangle’s and Wendy’s, the former of which made it especially endearing to two Southerners abroad.

As such, today I’m sharing my five-stanza haiku about the island, as well as a shorter one about the doomed colony of Roanoke, where the words “Croatoan” were found carved in a tree. “Croatoan” (sometimes rendered “Croatan”) sounds close to “Roatán”—thus, the inspiration!

Also, per Ponty’s request, I have pictures of Roatán, too!

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Lazy Sunday CCCXCVIII: Cruise Stuff

It’s been nice being back home (even though it was a sad start to last week), but I did enjoy our cruise. I’ve finally lost my “sea legs,” but I’m looking forward to another in the future, although I imagine it’ll be a bit before out next one. That said, I thought I’d share some recent cruise posts:

Happy Sunday!

—TPP

Cruise Haiku I

On the last night of our cruise I cracked open a beautiful, leather-bound journal Dr. Wife got me on one of her discount shopping excursions. I’d been meaning to do some writing about our trip in it, or to jot down some haiku (my preferred poetic form when composing verse). I came up with a few haiku while sitting in the Solarium while a group of rambunctious kids played ping pong just outside (I heard an adult chide them for “crawling around on the floor like animals”). I guess I’m used to writing while kids are being noisy from years of creating from my classroom right next to the gym.

Anyway, here is the first of a few installments of cruise haiku.

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TBT: Phone it in Friday CXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXIV: Cruise Art

I’m writing today’s post the morning that we head out for our flight before our current cruise (that’s a lot of clauses). I’m excited to see what kinds of modern art adorn our current ship, as it’s a different one (I think) than the one from our honeymoon.

As such, it seemed like a fun time to look back at the art from that honeymoon cruise. Some of it was quite odd.

With that, here is 19 December 2025’s “Phone it in Friday CXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXIV: Cruise Art“:

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Lazy Sunday CCCXCVI: Cruisers

As you’re reading this post, dear readers, Dr. Wife and I should be cruising the high seas, adrift in a wonderland of luxury somewhere in the Gulf of America (née Mexico). As such, why not cast our gaze back to cruise- and cruiser-related posts of yestyear (specifically, last yesteryear):

Happy Sunday—and, if you’re also on a cruise, Happy Cruising!

—TPP

Phone it in Friday CXIV: YouTube Roundup CLXXIV: Cruise Art

Dr. Wife and I took a cruise for our honeymoon aboard Royal Caribbean‘s Explorer of the Seas. The artwork impressed, delighted, and even confounded me.

As such, I put together a brief video showcasing some of the art onboard the ship.  This video only captures a small fraction of the collages, paintings, photographs, mosaics, etc., aboard Explorer of the Seas.  The selections were often odd, but they really fit the atmosphere of the ship, and added a touch of elegance and class to the cruise.

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Phone it in Friday CXII: YouTube Roundup CLXXII: Cruise Shorts

The cruise bug has latched onto me with its luxurious pincers and won’t let go.  Dr. Wife and I enjoyed an amazing honeymoon on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, the Explorer of the Seas, which visited the Dominican Republic and the Bahamas.  It was my first cruise, and I loved it.

Naturally, I took the opportunity to film some silly YouTube Shorts, three of which I’m sharing up today:

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