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Good afternoon, my loyal subscribers!  Apologies for a late post today; yours portly crashed out after a long but productive day at work yesterday, which included my students’ annual Christmas Concert.

I’ll allow GEOTUS to articulate this sentiment in the way only he can:

Regardless, in the grand tradition of The Portly Politico, it’s time the annual Christmas Concert Postmortem, where I break down the program and how everything went.

For non-paying subscribers, don’t worry—the kids did a fabulous job, as they always do.  My Middle School Music Ensemble (MSME) played three pieces:

• “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
• “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”
• “Last Christmas”

And my High School Music Ensemble (HSME) played four pieces:

• “What Child is This?”
• “Mary Did You Know?”
• “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”
• “O Holy Night”

For whatever reason, the HSME played a lot of songs whose titles are questions.  Don’t ask me why!

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