As readers know from my epic “Ululations for U-Haul,” I had to move a significant amount of heavy and large furniture from my future in-laws’ house to my humble abode. My house is not large—it’s roughly 1000-square feet—and already stuffed with my junk.
Fortunately, I’m excellent at Tetris and the grandson of a furniture store owner. I also grew up in a Victorian house that my mother crammed so full of knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and gewgaws that I know how to maneuver around tight spaces overstuffed with furniture. As such, I’ve adapted well to my new hoarder-like conditions.
I documented the state of my home post-move, mainly for my future in-laws’ amusement. Then I uploaded it to YouTube, where it somehow managed to rack up 1,469 views (at the time of writing). Let’s get that to 1500, eh, dear readers?
The Portly Politico 